Ramslad1992 Posted September 23, 2022 Share Posted September 23, 2022 5 minutes ago, David said: Yes, but that's just wrong. Mucker1884 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day Posted September 23, 2022 Share Posted September 23, 2022 4 minutes ago, Foreveram said: You don’t get to many football matches do you? You get more urinals than 2 as well you know, even at an away ground you have more options Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foreveram Posted September 23, 2022 Share Posted September 23, 2022 10 minutes ago, David said: You get more urinals than 2 as well you know, even at an away ground you have more options I meant the sink option ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted September 23, 2022 Author Share Posted September 23, 2022 He ended up wetting himself, watch him deny it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day Posted September 23, 2022 Share Posted September 23, 2022 8 minutes ago, Boycie said: He ended up wetting himself, watch him deny it. I waited next to the sink for the guy to finish and took my turn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uttoxram75 Posted September 23, 2022 Share Posted September 23, 2022 1 hour ago, David said: Go on then, what do I do here when a bloke is already taking a piss and the one cubical is taken? Swagger up like you own the place with a, "a up youth, room for a little un?" Mucker1884 and JoetheRam 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted September 26, 2022 Share Posted September 26, 2022 On 23/09/2022 at 21:26, David said: Go on then, what do I do here when a bloke is already taking a piss and the one cubical is taken? It normally wouldn't bother me to use the second one but those two do look awfully close together Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott129 Posted September 26, 2022 Share Posted September 26, 2022 (edited) Somewhat unrelated but I was in Blue Note a few years ago just washing my hands, minding my own business, when a random guy just runs in, pulls his trousers down, and takes a dump right in the middle of the trough. There were about 5 people in this bathroom just staring at each other in complete shock as this guy just casually walks straight back out after. Blue Note was always a hellhole but I didn't think it was THAT bad. Edited September 26, 2022 by Scott129 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted September 27, 2022 Author Share Posted September 27, 2022 14 hours ago, Scott129 said: Somewhat unrelated but I was in Blue Note a few years ago just washing my hands, minding my own business, when a random guy just runs in, pulls his trousers down, and takes a dump right in the middle of the trough. There were about 5 people in this bathroom just staring at each other in complete shock as this guy just casually walks straight back out after. Blue Note was always a hellhole but I didn't think it was THAT bad. Not even wiped it before going back to dance to the Smiths? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GboroRam Posted October 1, 2022 Share Posted October 1, 2022 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mucker1884 Posted October 1, 2022 Share Posted October 1, 2022 uttoxram75 and GboroRam 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gee SCREAMER !! Posted October 1, 2022 Share Posted October 1, 2022 16 minutes ago, Mucker1884 said: When I went to the Reading festival once, I chanced across some chicken bones in a polystyrene box someone had clearly been eating in a portaloo whilst taking a s*** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gee SCREAMER !! Posted October 1, 2022 Share Posted October 1, 2022 On 26/09/2022 at 16:16, Scott129 said: Somewhat unrelated but I was in Blue Note a few years ago just washing my hands, minding my own business, when a random guy just runs in, pulls his trousers down, and takes a dump right in the middle of the trough. There were about 5 people in this bathroom just staring at each other in complete shock as this guy just casually walks straight back out after. Blue Note was always a hellhole but I didn't think it was THAT bad. Back in the 90's I occasionally went to the Rock House at the top of Babington Lane. Every time, the sink in the toilet was filled with empty Red Stripe tins and people were pissing in it. Never found out the reason behind this rather odd tradition. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaspode Posted October 1, 2022 Share Posted October 1, 2022 48 minutes ago, Gee SCREAMER !! said: Back in the 90's I occasionally went to the Rock House at the top of Babington Lane. Every time, the sink in the toilet was filled with empty Red Stripe tins and people were pissing in it. Never found out the reason behind this rather odd tradition. Pleased to hear things hadn't changed by the 90s ? Main issue was the size of the bogs - nowhere near enough urinals (seem to remeber only 1 or 2) for the number of folk that used to attend so the sink was the only option for the desperate (which a lot of folk were after spending the evening drinking in various pubs and then wandering into the Rockhouse to finish off the night out - a lot of full bladders requiring relief by then.....) Gee SCREAMER !! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TigerTedd Posted November 6, 2022 Share Posted November 6, 2022 My wife is in the hunt for Christmas pants for me. What is the prevalence of no flies in boxer shorts these days? She’s searching high and low for a pair with a fly and has done for the past few years. Am I the weird one. What do you do without a fly? As far as I can tell there are 3 options: 1) pull your pants down to your knees (hence why I’ve put it in this thread, I feel this would be bad etiquette). 2) go for a sit down. 3) poke your old boy over the top of the waist, which then constricts your urethra and inevitably leads to a post wee dribble. with such a prevalence of fly less pants for sale, there must be a majority of booked favouring these boxers. But I don’t get why. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted November 6, 2022 Author Share Posted November 6, 2022 4 hours ago, TigerTedd said: My wife is in the hunt for Christmas pants for me. What is the prevalence of no flies in boxer shorts these days? She’s searching high and low for a pair with a fly and has done for the past few years. Am I the weird one. What do you do without a fly? As far as I can tell there are 3 options: 1) pull your pants down to your knees (hence why I’ve put it in this thread, I feel this would be bad etiquette). 2) go for a sit down. 3) poke your old boy over the top of the waist, which then constricts your urethra and inevitably leads to a post wee dribble. with such a prevalence of fly less pants for sale, there must be a majority of booked favouring these boxers. But I don’t get why. How tight are the waist bands on your under crackers? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day Posted November 7, 2022 Share Posted November 7, 2022 Flop it out over the waistband, never known to do anything different Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GboroRam Posted November 7, 2022 Share Posted November 7, 2022 24 minutes ago, David said: Flop it out over the waistband, never known to do anything different To be fair that fly is just an annoyance, a place for bits to get caught up in. Better off without it. I've never hooked my John Thomas through the hole for a pee, but it's got in the way plenty of times when I didn't want it to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TigerTedd Posted November 7, 2022 Share Posted November 7, 2022 Hmm, interesting. Turns out I am weird. uttoxram75 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richinspain Posted September 10, 2023 Share Posted September 10, 2023 I think @Boycie might be struggling to decide which to use here. Do you go for one of the side ones, or the middle where at least you won't be touching the porcelain? Boycie 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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