MackworthRamIsGod Posted May 14, 2020 Share Posted May 14, 2020 ...he ate rams livers on toast. Is that it, can I be a journalist now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThePrisoner Posted May 14, 2020 Share Posted May 14, 2020 You told us too soon. You need about 6 paragraphs about who Wayne Rooney is, when he joined for the Rams, when he joined and so forth. And then and only then can you tell us while lodged between two adverts what he ate for his breakfast. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richinspain Posted May 14, 2020 Share Posted May 14, 2020 29 minutes ago, MackworthRamIsGod said: ...he ate rams livers on toast. Is that it, can I be a journalist now? Boiled , fried or roasted? It's not a very in depth investigation is it!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ellafella Posted May 14, 2020 Share Posted May 14, 2020 24 minutes ago, ThePrisoner said: You told us too soon. You need about 6 paragraphs about who Wayne Rooney is, when he joined for the Rams, when he joined and so forth. And then and only then can you tell us while lodged between two adverts what he ate for his breakfast. You forgot the opening bit . . . “Derby County is a football club formed in 1884 as an offshoot of Derbyshire County Cricket Club . . . “ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hintonsboots Posted May 14, 2020 Share Posted May 14, 2020 A bit Hannibal Lecter isn’t it ?????????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anag Ram Posted May 15, 2020 Share Posted May 15, 2020 19 hours ago, hintonsboots said: A bit Hannibal Lecter isn’t it ?????????? Only if the ram was still alive. p.s. I think he's more likely to have had lambs livers. Anything older would be pretty tough going I would have thought. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkFruitsRam7 Posted May 15, 2020 Share Posted May 15, 2020 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Millenniumram Posted May 15, 2020 Share Posted May 15, 2020 20 hours ago, ThePrisoner said: You told us too soon. You need about 6 paragraphs about who Wayne Rooney is, when he joined for the Rams, when he joined and so forth. And then and only then can you tell us while lodged between two adverts what he ate for his breakfast. It can’t be what he had for breakfast today either. It has to be a quote about what he had in 2009. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkFruitsRam7 Posted May 15, 2020 Share Posted May 15, 2020 Just now, Millenniumram said: It can’t be what he had for breakfast today either. It has to be a quote about what he had in 2009. See above. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ramsbottom Posted May 15, 2020 Share Posted May 15, 2020 2 minutes ago, DarkFruitsRam7 said: Sounds like heaven to me... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Millenniumram Posted May 15, 2020 Share Posted May 15, 2020 4 minutes ago, DarkFruitsRam7 said: See above. Ducks sake, beat me to it! To be fair, Rooney’s twitter around 2010 is an absolute goldmine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dimmu Posted May 15, 2020 Share Posted May 15, 2020 1 hour ago, DarkFruitsRam7 said: What is above first world problems? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curtains Posted May 15, 2020 Share Posted May 15, 2020 I had egg on toast lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1977 Ram Raider Posted May 15, 2020 Share Posted May 15, 2020 23 hours ago, MackworthRamIsGod said: ...he ate rams livers on toast. Is that it, can I be a journalist now? Are ewe taking the p155 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve How Hard? Posted May 15, 2020 Share Posted May 15, 2020 2 hours ago, DarkFruitsRam7 said: Not sure what his problem is. Many a time I've watched Match of the Day on a Sunday morning whilst consuming the previous nights curry/kebab/pizza. Never been a problem for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gee SCREAMER !! Posted May 15, 2020 Share Posted May 15, 2020 3 minutes ago, Steve How Hard? said: Not sure what his problem is. Many a time I've watched Match of the Day on a Sunday morning whilst consuming the previous nights curry/kebab/pizza. Never been a problem for me. Always better with a freezing cold can of regular coke. Has to be a can . Worked at treat when I was twenty livening me up to go and play the old Sunday league. Would probably poo my pants now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkFruitsRam7 Posted May 15, 2020 Share Posted May 15, 2020 15 minutes ago, Steve How Hard? said: Not sure what his problem is. Many a time I've watched Match of the Day on a Sunday morning whilst consuming the previous nights curry/kebab/pizza. Never been a problem for me. After a night out, I don't get up before 11 if I can help it. I don't really get a hangover as long as I have at least 6 hours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve How Hard? Posted May 15, 2020 Share Posted May 15, 2020 5 minutes ago, DarkFruitsRam7 said: After a night out, I don't get up before 11 if I can help it. I don't really get a hangover as long as I have at least 6 hours. Gotta admit when I was younger I was pretty much the same. I rarely surfaced before lunchtime. Don't know what it is, possibly an age thing but I struggle sleeping in that long. Gotta make the most of the time when you get to my age, I suppose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Dethorn Posted May 15, 2020 Share Posted May 15, 2020 35 minutes ago, DarkFruitsRam7 said: After a night out, I don't get up before 11 if I can help it. I don't really get a hangover as long as I have at least 6 hours. Not drinking enough then ?? Although I have got to an age where if I get more than 6/7 hours I feel hung over even if I didn't drink the night before lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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