V Blackburn (A) Matchday Thread

[AdamRam]

Buses were leaving moor farm earlier this evening, only player I know was getting on was Louie. Not because I know him by sight but someone said Louie bus leaves in 15 ?

Is he even is squad ?

[jono]

On 04/12/2019 at 16:56, 86 Schmokes & a Pancake said:

Think he's pulling your leg bud ?

No, he was just fibuling but it isn’t ulna him tibia honest 

 

[hintonsboots]

I thought he was a bit stern um with him.

[Comrade 86]

1 hour ago, jono said:

No, he was just fibuling but it isn’t ulna him tibia honest 

 

Humerus as always @jono Patella us another one. ?

[Woodley Ram]

Time to win an away game so why not start here, they have a style that we don’t like, they hustle and bussle and are aggressive, we need a rallying cry and go for this. 
 

Prutton has us down for a 1-1, let’s go one better 

[Mucker1884]

9 hours ago, jono said:

No, he was just fibuling but it isn’t ulna him tibia honest 

 

 

9 hours ago, hintonsboots said:

I thought he was a bit stern um with him.

 

8 hours ago, 86 Schmokes & a Pancake said:

Humerus as always @jono Patella us another one. ?

 

Great work guys, but it's time to give these puns the elbow now it's match day. 
To everyone travelling to the game, here's to a safe trip, and hoping you have no need for the hard shoulder.

[Alan Ramage 4 EVA]

On 04/12/2019 at 19:08, Millenniumram said:

I’m going, every away match I’ve been to has been a 3-0 loss. 

Sorry everyone

You don`t mean EVERY away match you have EVER attended(Like  EVER) do you ? LOL

[Millenniumram]

39 minutes ago, Alan Ramage 4 EVA said:

You don`t mean EVERY away match you have EVER attended(Like  EVER) do you ? LOL

No just this season? 

I actually have a 100% record in Lancashire I think across history.... so that’s something... maybe

[May Contain Nuts]

16 hours ago, AdamRam said:

Buses were leaving moor farm earlier this evening, only player I know was getting on was Louie. Not because I know him by sight but someone said Louie bus leaves in 15 ?

Is he even is squad ?

That bus wasn't going where you thought it was going.

[Van der MoodHoover]

What's all this punning drivel about?

Time to introduce some more gloom to proceedings. 

The sky ticker has it that we have 6 wins. Our fewest at this stage since 2009-2010 ?

Mood......

 

......  Hoovered ?

[Bubbles]

Whittaker in the team today??

No Bird or Sibley though...

[DarkFruitsRam7]

Went out last night. Got lucky.

In Spoons now. On the Dark Fruits. We go again.

[Steve How Hard?]

1 minute ago, DarkFruitsRam7 said:

 

In Spoons now. 

Postal Order?

[Chester40]

2 minutes ago, DarkFruitsRam7 said:

Went out last night. Got lucky.

In Spoons now. On the Dark Fruits. We go again.

Did you 'get lucky' on an thoughtful, unlikely, inspired and great paying-out bet of sheer guts ...? 

Or did you go early and lump a £20 bet on Man City to win at home and are now acting all Billy Big Balls with your amazing luck with a bet everyone else wouldn't touch with a barge pole? 

[DarkFruitsRam7]

5 minutes ago, Steve How Hard? said:

Postal Order?

Yes

[Millenniumram]

I’m in Preston, no idea how much of a shithole Blackburn is, but I had a guess Preston may be marginally better. It’s just as bad as I remember 

[Steve How Hard?]

18 minutes ago, Millenniumram said:

I’m in Preston, no idea how much of a shithole Blackburn is, but I had a guess Preston may be marginally better. It’s just as bad as I remember 

Good call. It is better whilst still being pretty grim. ?

[AdamRam]

1 hour ago, Coconut said:

That bus wasn't going where you thought it was going.

There were two, I didn’t know where or who it was for ?

[Millenniumram]

15 minutes ago, Steve How Hard? said:

Good call. It is better whilst still being pretty grim. ?

On my way to Blackburn now, guess I’ll find out quite how bad it is

[S75 Ram]

In the postal order me.

Dead quiet no obvious signs of rams in here.