NO I feel FLAT and not flat like a flat tyre so a thick person could think "I will turn it around so the flat bit is on the top"
But flat like I have been let down with a thump,dropped from a great height ,discarded like an empty fruit salad wrapper ,taken to the council tip like an old sofa.
FLAT as in Lost money having placed a bet at 7/1 thinking someone was a man of his word who was bound to stay .How would he think he was ready to move up the ladder ?,surely he,s not disloyal surely he would not leave us,he loves us ?
Flat ,flat ,flat
Oh well I,m going to Cheer myself up and get over this flatness by throwing darts at a picture of Allan Clarke for an hour !