RamLad1884 Posted November 26, 2018 Share Posted November 26, 2018 'That Tomori fella has barely touched the ball this half, wouldn't even know he was on the pitch' Bloke behind me on Saturday at 85 minutes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RamNut Posted November 26, 2018 Share Posted November 26, 2018 Walking back to the car from the match below, we were talking about who played well. "I thought Charlie George had a very good game" says me Dad...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ossieram Posted November 26, 2018 Share Posted November 26, 2018 If you want to hear something amusing in the South stand, just get @stoneyramto tell you the names of any of our foreign players from over the years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jono Posted November 26, 2018 Share Posted November 26, 2018 My fav was a lady nearby who didn’t like Benty It was always .. why’s he on pitch ? Useless, off side again ... blah blah blah Then he scored ... and it was “about time too lazy ******” A long time ago in a galaxy far far away ( Old Trafford ) when I was a youff .. an old geyser with a bass profundo Yorkshire voice like the Hovis advert. They’d just signed 5’-3” of Lou Macari .... this voice heavy with irony “I see we’ve signed another effing giant” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jono Posted November 26, 2018 Share Posted November 26, 2018 When I go to Luton games .. my Nephews home team .. they have this terrible song ( but brilliant because they all sing it no matter where they sit ) all about Tony Thorpe who foolishly ( or wisely ? ) went to play for Watford about 15 years ago .. they’re still questioning his mothers means of employment and commenting about her morals. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoetheRam Posted November 26, 2018 Share Posted November 26, 2018 "Neil Harris? More like Rolf Harris." - Millwall away FA Cup game, before the subsequent truth came out about owd Rolf. ------ Burton pre-season about ten years ago, Derby fans are gradually working their way through past players chants in reverse order... "We've got Fabrizio, you've got **** allio" "Stefano Eranioooo, Stefano Eraniooo" "Bai, Bai Baiano, Baiano, Baiano" "Carbonari, Carbonari ole ole ole" "Scoring goals for Derby, Phillip Gee" "Woaaah Bobby Bobby...." "McFaaaarlaaaand, McFaaaarlaaaand" Long pause.... that's about as far back as anyone can remember we collectively think, then a guy at the front pipes up "Bloomer! Bloomer! Ra Ra Ra!" and throws his hat up in the air. Class timing. ------- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gritstone Ram Posted November 26, 2018 Share Posted November 26, 2018 Oldham away in the 80’s probably in the 2nd division. After the game the travelling army of Rams fans headed off the terracing after winning 4-1 through a load of mud. One chap shouted “I wish I’d come in my wellies. I wish I’d come in my wellies....” The whole crowd joined in. It was just one of those moments. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GboroRam Posted November 26, 2018 Share Posted November 26, 2018 Preseason game at Gainsborough, Gainsborough Trinity beat Grimsby Town. As the players left the pitch one guy shouts down to the clearly disappointed Town players, "don't worry, not many come here and get a result." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagerbob Posted November 26, 2018 Share Posted November 26, 2018 the one I remember from very early 90s I think the game where we got tonked 7-1 at home by Liverpool. As Barnes ran right through the middle of our midfield....."Break his Black legs!" im not sure you could get away with that these days. the other thing I remember from that game, is peter shiltons only tactic when he had the ball was to pump it to the half way line, where Alan Hansen won his header over a much shorter dean saunders, every single time! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OohMartWright Posted November 26, 2018 Share Posted November 26, 2018 Many many years ago I went to an away game at Watford and as I had gone with some Watford-supporting friends I was in the home end. We were being battered and at 5-0 down Paul Emson was brought on as a sub and promptly scored. Momentarily forgetting where I was I cheered and everyone around me just turned and laughed at me. As if that wasn’t bad enough they then scored a sixth and did it all over again. I’m sure THEY found it funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woolly Posted November 26, 2018 Share Posted November 26, 2018 When Ian Ormondroyd played for us, I remember a game where someone on the Popside shouted "Oi Polaroid- flash past them". This was followed by "Oi Asteroid- get some height on it". This was then followed by "Oi Hemeroid- put some pressure on". Strange what makes you giggle at the time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gee SCREAMER !! Posted November 26, 2018 Share Posted November 26, 2018 Sat in the popside 95-96. Wolves at home . 0-0 very poor game . 10 minutes to go and the ball goes out of play . A very drunk bloke beside me picks up the ball and holds it out to Mark Venus . As Venus reaches out drunk bloke tosses ball back behind his head and tells him to feck off- Venus calls him a twit . At this point Marco Gabbiadini jogs toward drunk man and tells him to stop fecking about . Drunk man then tells Gabbiadini ' you stop fecking about and score some goals you fat bar steward'.. you just don't get this kind of dialogue at the new place do you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ramsbottom Posted November 27, 2018 Share Posted November 27, 2018 I was sat watching us struggle to a 1-0 win over Weds in the early 2000's. Weds supporters were singing the obligatory sheep shaggers abuse, to which one guy jumped out of his seat and defiantly bellowed "I'D RATHER SHAG A SHEEP THAN AN OWL!" Stone silence from everyone in earshot... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Owd miner Posted November 27, 2018 Share Posted November 27, 2018 I heard sumone talking abart Brinksmat and a lot of money in the 80's s....not sure wot they wor on about.... and then blow me i heard sumone on abart a place called Hatton Garden??? No idea... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob The Badger Posted November 27, 2018 Share Posted November 27, 2018 Funniest song was after Tommy Doc's affair with Mary Brown the wife of the team physio (I think). To the tune of knees up Mother Brown. Who's up Mary Brown Who's up Mary Brown Tommy, Tommy Docherty Tommy, Tommy Docherty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doodle Posted November 27, 2018 Share Posted November 27, 2018 On 26/11/2018 at 09:55, coneheadjohn said: You know,those one liners people come out with that either crack you up,make you cry or whatever. Mine on Saturday was, Tomori’s got a 12 inch knob!? I’m stressed so you might get some crazy posts,just delete as you see fit,I’m trying to distract myself. Not just Jack Marriott who swings low then Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewe Ram Posted November 27, 2018 Share Posted November 27, 2018 Standing against the railings watching the girls on the pitch dancing at a Southend game a few years ago: ’you’re poo but your slags are fit’ Edit: aww that doesn’t rhyme now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mucker1884 Posted November 27, 2018 Share Posted November 27, 2018 You could change it to "You're poo, and your slags are too"! So anyway... you can't type poo, but slag's perfectly acceptable? I've also noticed that a like is denoted by a heart rather than a thumbs up, so more love than like! This forum is awful... but I like you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GboroRam Posted November 27, 2018 Share Posted November 27, 2018 1 hour ago, Mucker1884 said: You could change it to "You're poo, and your slags are too"! So anyway... you can't type poo, but slag's perfectly acceptable? I've also noticed that a like is denoted by a heart rather than a thumbs up, so more love than like! This forum is awful... but I like you! We couldn't remove the word slag because Owd Miner won't be able to talk about the heaps of coal any more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angry Ram Posted November 27, 2018 Share Posted November 27, 2018 Millwall lad. I can smell Derby. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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