Coneheadjohn Posted November 26, 2018 Share Posted November 26, 2018 You know,those one liners people come out with that either crack you up,make you cry or whatever. Mine on Saturday was, Tomori’s got a 12 inch knob!? I’m stressed so you might get some crazy posts,just delete as you see fit,I’m trying to distract myself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carnero Posted November 26, 2018 Share Posted November 26, 2018 I remember a guy singing "Come on Paul Clement, Change the feckin system We want FOUR-FOUR-TWO We want FOUR-FOUR-TWO" --- A few months later and Pearson tried his system and barely mustered a shot in 9 games. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richinspain Posted November 26, 2018 Share Posted November 26, 2018 On the Popside, to Mark Wallington when he was still at Leicester. "Wallington, you've got a head like a gooseberry!", just as he was about to take a goal kick. He actually stopped his run to laugh and applaud the comment. Hope you get some funny ones @coneheadjohn to take your mind off things a bit. ??everything goes well ?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Owd miner Posted November 26, 2018 Share Posted November 26, 2018 i heard summat in Wednesday end on Sat.. someone reckoned their pigeon flew 300 miles in an hour... nah come on... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parsnip Posted November 26, 2018 Share Posted November 26, 2018 Love tab hanging in the stands. Last game I went to there were 2 lads behind us and throughout the game, whenever any player got dispossessed, looked tired, misplaced a pass, one of them would say... "He needs to come off." It was constant to the point that me and my brother were miming it to each other a split second before they said it. This continued for 80 mins until the game had fizzled out and the stadium was silent for the last few mins. On about the 90th min Hudds stretched to keep the ball in play and ended up on the ground. I turned to the lads and said "He needs to come off", at which they both nodded and said "i was just thinking that!". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Kevin Posted November 26, 2018 Share Posted November 26, 2018 This was on the popside ,Floyd Street was just about to rip into a player with a tackle when some wag shouted "kill the white barsteward Floyd " Floyd got up off the floor pissing himself laughing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rynny Posted November 26, 2018 Share Posted November 26, 2018 "Gabbiadini? More like Flabbiadini" as he ran down the wing past us. Was before we signed him, same person absolutely loved him when he signed ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkFruitsRam7 Posted November 26, 2018 Share Posted November 26, 2018 Peter Crouch has recently started a brilliant podcast, and one of the episodes involves fans writing in to apologise for the crazy things they’ve said on the terraces over the years. https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p06rpnts The best one from the episode is where someone who worked with Crouch’s dad at an advertising agency shouted ‘You’re Dad’s poo at advertising!’ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anag Ram Posted November 26, 2018 Share Posted November 26, 2018 1 hour ago, coneheadjohn said: You know,those one liners people come out with that either crack you up,make you cry or whatever. Mine on Saturday was, Tomori’s got a 12 inch knob!? I’m stressed so you might get some crazy posts,just delete as you see fit,I’m trying to distract myself. He must have a massive door! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RamNut Posted November 26, 2018 Share Posted November 26, 2018 I heard a bloke once say "the lawn is looking good", and then proceed to offer everyone a carrot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coneheadjohn Posted November 26, 2018 Author Share Posted November 26, 2018 A lad in his 20’s was wandering about in front of us Saturday,he was sniffing up a lot and wiping his nose a lot going. ’I hate Keogh,I do,I really hate him...grrrrrrr’,he couldn’t sit down and stay still either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MackworthRamIsGod Posted November 26, 2018 Share Posted November 26, 2018 I remember when Perryplotkins played in his first friendly game a looked good, an old boy in front of me said: "That Liam Dickinson lad looks quick" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mucker1884 Posted November 26, 2018 Share Posted November 26, 2018 1980, I believe(?)... I'm stood on the away terrace at Grimsby, leg nicely plastered from a break 6 days previous. All was quiet, so the perfect opportunity to liven things up with my big gob... So in full solo mode, for a nice slow build up ... #"Oh When the Rams..." I swear, despite being 17/18, and despite already having been through puberty once already, my voice broke for a second time! Just that one line, went through the whole scale, and x thousand Rams all turn to point and laugh! Not my finest hour... although it didn't stop me being gobby on the terraces though, tbf! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andicis Posted November 26, 2018 Share Posted November 26, 2018 On the tram on the way to Hillsborough, and in the concourse there, one guy was repeatedly saying ''shag me Frank, shag me'', must have been over 20 times he said it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuespachRam Posted November 26, 2018 Share Posted November 26, 2018 There was a guy in the C Stand that would be screaming every game, his face was bright red and looked like It would pop off any second (his blood pressure must have been sky high). He always got wound up by the opposition fans and one particular day we were playing someone from the people’s republic of Yorkshire when he went to shout “Foock off with your flat cap and whippet” but he was that irate It came out as “Foock off with your wat cap and flippet”.. everyone around us called him flippet for the rest of the time the C Stand was our home. Also, I made Nathan Blake pee himself laughing by shouting “your just an ugly Michelle Gayle” one game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Millenniumram Posted November 26, 2018 Share Posted November 26, 2018 Preston away 2015. Pickford is in goal. Bloke next to me (we were at the front) finds it hilarious how he looks like a 12 year old. Shouts “DO YOU WANT A BISCUIT PICKFORD?!” at him relentlessly, seemingly the first thing he could think of to take the piss out of his baby face. I find the whole thing utterly bizzare and piss myself laughing the whole way through, wondering what will ever happen to this random Sunderland loanee after this showing. Pickford then takes England to the World Cup semi final and becomes one of the most expensive goalkeepers ever. Still known as want a biscuit to me. Can’t take him seriously to this day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndyinLiverpool Posted November 26, 2018 Share Posted November 26, 2018 'She's here, she's there, she's every ducking where, Cherry's wife, Cherry's wife.' To then Notts County goalkeeper Steve Cherry. Derby lost. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AshfieldRam Posted November 26, 2018 Share Posted November 26, 2018 A bloke in the stand at Forest away in 2012 repetitively shouted 'Bad Meat! Your dad sells bad Meat!' to Lee Camp He explained that Lee Camp's dad was apparently a butcher and once sold some bad meat to one of his customers... I do love the idea though that of all the abuse he took he came away from the game thinking about the portion of meat that his dad once sold incorrectly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimbobram Posted November 26, 2018 Share Posted November 26, 2018 'He's got a touch of Bobby Davison about him that Marriott' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thederbyram Posted November 26, 2018 Share Posted November 26, 2018 One of the best chants I've heard from travelling support was when we played Chelsea in the cup a few years ago (Moyes was at Man Utd), and I've sung it in my head from time to time since: To the tune of "Cum on Feel the Noize" by Slade "Feck Orf David Moyes, Wenger touches boys, We've got Mour-in-ho, We've got Mour-in-ho" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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