dog Posted October 23, 2017 Share Posted October 23, 2017 Was changing a duvet earlier. Had myself fully inside while I changed it. Anyone with a mallet could have topped me while I was trying to find the corners. When are you at your most vulnerable? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozza Posted October 23, 2017 Share Posted October 23, 2017 Right now I suppose, curling one out int bog.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phoenix Posted October 23, 2017 Share Posted October 23, 2017 Just getting out of the shower when someone hammers on the front door. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted October 23, 2017 Share Posted October 23, 2017 Just after watching DIY SOS. I'd do anything to get one of those toilets they fit that do the complete works. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Van der MoodHoover Posted October 23, 2017 Share Posted October 23, 2017 1 hour ago, dog said: Was changing a duvet earlier. Had myself fully inside while I changed it. Anyone with a mallet could have topped me while I was trying to find the corners. When are you at your most vulnerable? When I'm creeping around the neighbourhood after dark with me mallet looking for folks changing duvet covers....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted October 24, 2017 Share Posted October 24, 2017 Whilst naked in the hot tub. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mostyn6 Posted October 24, 2017 Share Posted October 24, 2017 when I was forced to wear a kilt to the airport for a stag holiday and kept tradition. Security asked me to remove my belt, and I was commando, and felt very very vulnerable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sith Happens Posted October 24, 2017 Share Posted October 24, 2017 7 minutes ago, Moist One said: when I was forced to wear a kilt to the airport for a stag holiday and kept tradition. Security asked me to remove my belt, and I was commando, and felt very very vulnerable. Just think how they must have felt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mostyn6 Posted October 24, 2017 Share Posted October 24, 2017 21 minutes ago, Paul71 said: Just think how they must have felt. I told HER I had no undercrackers on, she said I still need to remove my belt! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G STAR RAM Posted October 24, 2017 Share Posted October 24, 2017 Straight after scoring supposedly. So I should be fine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coneheadjohn Posted October 24, 2017 Share Posted October 24, 2017 22 hours ago, dog said: Was changing a duvet earlier. Had myself fully inside while I changed it. Anyone with a mallet could have topped me while I was trying to find the corners. When are you at your most vulnerable? Good thread. I can't change a duvet either,it's like witchcraft. I'm doomed if someone leaves me in a room in the dark...I'm f****** if no one comes and helps me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JuanFloEvraTheCocu'sNesta Posted October 25, 2017 Share Posted October 25, 2017 One of my irrational fears in life is that when the zombie apocalypse/nuclear war/other world altering event (delete as appropriate) happens I will be taking a s*** at work and unable to react properly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parsnip Posted October 25, 2017 Share Posted October 25, 2017 On 24/10/2017 at 20:34, coneheadjohn said: I can't change a duvet either When i was 20 i worked in housekeeping at a very posh hotel and to this day i can change a bed in seconds. It's really something to behold. The secret is to start with the cover inside out... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GboroRam Posted October 25, 2017 Share Posted October 25, 2017 5 minutes ago, Parsnip said: When i was 20 i worked in housekeeping at a very posh hotel and to this day i can change a bed in seconds. It's really something to behold. The secret is to start with the cover inside out... Grab each top corner from inside and shake it into the cover? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parsnip Posted October 25, 2017 Share Posted October 25, 2017 7 minutes ago, GboroRam said: Grab each top corner from inside and shake it into the cover? Yeah, a few shakes, then spin that bad boy around for one last shake from the other side and button up! You can also make your bathroom sparkle in minutes by using your used towel to polish everything, including the walls and tiles - then throw it straight in the wash. I miss that job. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coneheadjohn Posted October 25, 2017 Share Posted October 25, 2017 24 minutes ago, Parsnip said: When i was 20 i worked in housekeeping at a very posh hotel and to this day i can change a bed in seconds. It's really something to behold. The secret is to start with the cover inside out... That sounds mad,thanks for the tip but I bet that doesn’t help me...I’ll try it though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angry Ram Posted October 27, 2017 Share Posted October 27, 2017 On 10/23/2017 at 21:56, dog said: Was changing a duvet earlier. Had myself fully inside while I changed it. Anyone with a mallet could have topped me while I was trying to find the corners. When are you at your most vulnerable? When the missus brings home the crytonite again.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chester40 Posted October 28, 2017 Share Posted October 28, 2017 The day after a huge session. I am literally as vulnerable as a 6month old baby. I am totally unable to fend for myself and will just cry in my bed until my strength returns. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anag Ram Posted October 29, 2017 Share Posted October 29, 2017 Because I’m tight I refused to pay a window cleaner so used to clean my own bedroom windows. This involved me hanging backwards out of the window whilst my wife held my feet. I stopped when I saw her poring through our insurance documents. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve How Hard? Posted October 29, 2017 Share Posted October 29, 2017 When the missus says " I'm going shopping. Where is the bank card?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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