when are you most vulnerable?

[Phoenix]

14 hours ago, Anag Ram said:

Because I’m tight I refused to pay a window cleaner so used to clean my own bedroom windows. This involved me hanging backwards out of the window whilst my wife held my feet.

I stopped when I saw her poring through our insurance documents.

My grannie used to do this (in her 70's) while my grandad held on to her ankles. Scary.

[Anag Ram]

38 minutes ago, Phoenix said:

My grannie used to do this (in her 70's) while my grandad held on to her ankles. Scary.

It’s alright now because the window cleaner comes round every Tuesday night when I’m out. The wife says  he does a marvellous job. 

I don’t know how he manages to see in the dark and come to think of it I’ve never seen him with a chamois....or a ladder.

[StringerBell]

There are people who change a quilt cover without turning it inside out first?

[Steve How Hard?]

9 minutes ago, Anag Ram said:

It’s alright now because the window cleaner comes round every Tuesday night when I’m out. The wife says  he does a marvellous job. 

I don’t know how he manages to see in the dark and come to think of it I’ve never seen him with a chamois....or a ladder.

He must hold on to her ankles I suppose. 

[Zag zig]

When the wife gives me a certain smile,  usually under false pretences, I know she wants something and it's not always what I imagine; gets me every time.

[ramsbottom]

After I've drank tequila...  The last time I drank some, I lost 8 hours of time.  That was in 2004, and I still can't remember what happened...