Ramarena Posted January 13, 2017 Share Posted January 13, 2017 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
REDCAR Posted January 13, 2017 Share Posted January 13, 2017 Forest now 4/1 to go down. Amazed odds are that high TBF. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leicester Ram Posted January 13, 2017 Share Posted January 13, 2017 That's astonishingly Fawaz of Fawaz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Philmycock Posted January 13, 2017 Share Posted January 13, 2017 Just this... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Animal is a Ram Posted January 13, 2017 Share Posted January 13, 2017 8 minutes ago, philmycock said: Just this... Separated at birth? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramarena Posted January 13, 2017 Share Posted January 13, 2017 26 minutes ago, philmycock said: Just this... Reporter: So Mr Fawaz has the takeover bid collapsed? Fawaz: He said he'd meet me here to sign the contract. But he never turned up. I called him, he laughed down the phone and hung up!……..I don't understand! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derbados Posted January 13, 2017 Share Posted January 13, 2017 And this, ladies and gentleman is why I just can't sympathise with them. They are utterly, utterly deluded. It's like they are to f*****g stupid to realise how much trouble they are in! Baffling! Quoted from the Bowels of LTLF " Re: US Takeover? Even if you take out our top 3/4 players and put in some youth, we should still have a better squad and manager than most teams. No way are we getting relegated." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted January 13, 2017 Share Posted January 13, 2017 15 minutes ago, philmycock said: Just this... That looks like an Alistair MacGowan Impression of Fawaz! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derbados Posted January 13, 2017 Share Posted January 13, 2017 Just now, reveldevil said: That looks like an Alistair MacGowan Impression of Fawaz! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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robglosta Posted January 13, 2017 Share Posted January 13, 2017 It's like they've sucked out the salt from tonight's wound. Cheers Fawaz! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CornwallRam Posted January 13, 2017 Share Posted January 13, 2017 Best LTLF quote from Ravi: 'I reckon a Derby fan found a Genie five years ago and made a wish...' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
61GT Posted January 13, 2017 Share Posted January 13, 2017 Youngest son found this on YouTube: - Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. P Posted January 13, 2017 Share Posted January 13, 2017 Forest fans right now.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIMBAUD Posted January 13, 2017 Share Posted January 13, 2017 4 minutes ago, Squid said: Forest fans right now.. i assume that's a huge bath of pi$$... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zurich Ram Posted January 13, 2017 Share Posted January 13, 2017 Thank you, Fridgey - you're the gift that just keeps giving!! Recalled all the loan players, let the fire sale commence and the Yanks take 10 points off you when they sue you for their £2.2m Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I Am Sheep Posted January 13, 2017 Share Posted January 13, 2017 22 minutes ago, CornwallRam said: Best LTLF quote from Ravi: 'I reckon a Derby fan found a Genie five years ago and made a wish...' You owe me a mouthful of beer for quoting that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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May Contain Nuts Posted January 13, 2017 Share Posted January 13, 2017 8 hours ago, ramsbottom said: INT - NOTTS FOREST BOARDROOM - DAY AL FAWAZ is nervous. He anxiously polishes the large mahogany table that dominates the room, it's very dusty and obviously hasn't been used in a long time. There is a knock at the door. AL FAWAZ Enter please. The door opens and in comes EMAD, JOHN J MOORES and assorted lawyer types, one is carrying a long wooden box, approximately a meter long EMAD Hello boss. I've brought the money, er I mean the gentlemen from the airport. Did I do good boss? AL FAWAZ Very good Emad. You will receive 10 extra virgins once you reach the afterlife for your continued royalty. EMAD Thanks boss. Can I take one of the paintings before I go? Everybody in the room survey the walls, they're full of oil paintings of AL FAWAZ. One of him lifting the European Cup, another where he's walking over the River Trent without the bridge etc. AL FAWAZ Later Emad, later my friend. EMAD bows to his master and backs out the room, closing the door behind him. AL FAWAZ crosses the room and graciously shakes JOHN J MOORE'S hand. Rather enthusiastically. AL FAWAZ Greetings Mr Moore. I hope you and your money, er sorry. You & your friends enjoyed the flight over. MOORES Let's just cut the **** shall we Fawaz. Don't think I know what's going on around here. This club is a piece of ****, it looks like a piece of ****, it smells like a piece of ****, and it's bout as profitable as a piece of ****. I'm NOT goin to give you fifty million pounds for this dump. AL FAWAZ Mr Moores. You misunderstand. This club isn't like that at all, this club has prestige. My price is very reasonable. When the team I have assembled has won the elusive third start you will earn more money than you can possibly imagine. MOORES Bullshit Fawaz!!! I don't know a lot about soccer, but the people I've spoken to do. They've told this team you've put together is a shower of crap that'll be lucky to avoid relegation. Whatever that means. AL FAWAZ I'm sorry to disagree Mr Money, er ah Moores, Mr Moores. But your people aren't a knowledgeable as my team of dedicated football experts. MOORES And who are they? AL FAWAZ Well there's Emad.. EMAD bursts through the door. EMAD You want me boss? AL FAWAZ Not now Emad! Go drink some milk! EMAD leaves bowing as he does so. AL FAWAZ (cont.) There's my main man Kenny Burns. He know so much about good defenders. Will always speak the truth. MOORES Who else? AL FAWAZ Er, Ethel MOORES Who in the blue hell is Ethel AL FAWAZ She's the tea lady. She know so many quality players. Amazing knowledge. MOORES I'm sorry Fawaz. You're talking crap. The price is £20m and you know that's more than a fair price. Considering you way you've run this place further into the toilet you should be grateful you're even getting that. AL FAWAZ But Mr Moores please. MOORES Please nothin'! Now you either take that price or me & my friends are walking right outta that door, and you'll never see us again. What's it gonna be sport? AL FAWAZ Ok, ok. Deal. The two of them shake hands. MOORES Now. Bend over that table and assume the position! AL FAWAZ I'm sorry? MOORES Bend over that table and drop your britches. AL FAWAZ I don't understand Mr Moores MOORES Well in that box over there is a large piece of 2x4. And you're about to get shafted by it. Or you can kiss your money goodbye? Now bend over and let's get this party started! AL FAWAZ bends over the desk. CUT TO EXT - NOTTS CITY SQUARE - DAY A thunderous, terifying shreik echos around the building, sending pigeons scattering in all directions FADE OUT This may well be a great post, but your fantasy continues to pale in comparison to reality! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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