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King Kevin Posted January 13, 2017 Share Posted January 13, 2017 Re: US Takeover? Originally Posted by DaveTTT The more you hear the more you think they have him over a barrel. Wouldn't be surprised if he's borrowed money from the Yanks, he borrowed players from the Greeks while that saga was ongoing - maybe he borrowed money from them too. This is certain - JMI have debenture over the club for a £2.2m loan facility. They also have a charge on NFFC group Holdings as guarantor to same loan. From LTLF , if true then we are in for a good deal of entertainment before the dust settles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abu Derby Posted January 13, 2017 Share Posted January 13, 2017 8 minutes ago, King Kevin said: Re: US Takeover? Originally Posted by DaveTTT The more you hear the more you think they have him over a barrel. Wouldn't be surprised if he's borrowed money from the Yanks, he borrowed players from the Greeks while that saga was ongoing - maybe he borrowed money from them too. This is certain - JMI have debenture over the club for a £2.2m loan facility. They also have a charge on NFFC group Holdings as guarantor to same loan. From LTLF , if true then we are in for a good deal of entertainment before the dust settles. Please stop making me laugh - almost had an accident then! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tombo Posted January 13, 2017 Share Posted January 13, 2017 56 minutes ago, ramsbottom said: INT - NOTTS FOREST BOARDROOM - DAY AL FAWAZ is nervous. He anxiously polishes the large mahogany table that dominates the room, it's very dusty and obviously hasn't been used in a long time. There is a knock at the door. AL FAWAZ Enter please. The door opens and in comes EMAD, JOHN J MOORES and assorted lawyer types, one is carrying a long wooden box, approximately a meter long EMAD Hello boss. I've brought the money, er I mean the gentlemen from the airport. Did I do good boss? AL FAWAZ Very good Emad. You will receive 10 extra virgins once you reach the afterlife for your continued royalty. EMAD Thanks boss. Can I take one of the paintings before I go? Everybody in the room survey the walls, they're full of oil paintings of AL FAWAZ. One of him lifting the European Cup, another where he's walking over the River Trent without the bridge etc. AL FAWAZ Later Emad, later my friend. EMAD bows to his master and backs out the room, closing the door behind him. AL FAWAZ crosses the room and graciously shakes JOHN J MOORE'S hand. Rather enthusiastically. AL FAWAZ Greetings Mr Moore. I hope you and your money, er sorry. You & your friends enjoyed the flight over. MOORES Let's just cut the **** shall we Fawaz. Don't think I know what's going on around here. This club is a piece of ****, it looks like a piece of ****, it smells like a piece of ****, and it's bout as profitable as a piece of ****. I'm NOT goin to give you fifty million pounds for this dump. AL FAWAZ Mr Moores. You misunderstand. This club isn't like that at all, this club has prestige. My price is very reasonable. When the team I have assembled has won the elusive third start you will earn more money than you can possibly imagine. MOORES Bullshit Fawaz!!! I don't know a lot about soccer, but the people I've spoken to do. They've told this team you've put together is a shower of crap that'll be lucky to avoid relegation. Whatever that means. AL FAWAZ I'm sorry to disagree Mr Money, er ah Moores, Mr Moores. But your people aren't a knowledgeable as my team of dedicated football experts. MOORES And who are they? AL FAWAZ Well there's Emad.. EMAD bursts through the door. EMAD You want me boss? AL FAWAZ Not now Emad! Go drink some milk! EMAD leaves bowing as he does so. AL FAWAZ (cont.) There's my main man Kenny Burns. He know so much about good defenders. Will always speak the truth. MOORES Who else? AL FAWAZ Er, Ethel MOORES Who in the blue hell is Ethel AL FAWAZ She's the tea lady. She know so many quality players. Amazing knowledge. MOORES I'm sorry Fawaz. You're talking crap. The price is £20m and you know that's more than a fair price. Considering you way you've run this place further into the toilet you should be grateful you're even getting that. AL FAWAZ But Mr Moores please. MOORES Please nothin'! Now you either take that price or me & my friends are walking right outta that door, and you'll never see us again. What's it gonna be sport? AL FAWAZ Ok, ok. Deal. The two of them shake hands. MOORES Now. Bend over that table and assume the position! AL FAWAZ I'm sorry? MOORES Bend over that table and drop your britches. AL FAWAZ I don't understand Mr Moores MOORES Well in that box over there is a large piece of 2x4. And you're about to get shafted by it. Or you can kiss your money goodbye? Now bend over and let's get this party started! AL FAWAZ bends over the desk. CUT TO EXT - NOTTS CITY SQUARE - DAY A thunderous, terifying shreik echos around the building, sending pigeons scattering in all directions FADE OUT This has all the hallmarks of a classic story. Getting names wrong, cultural stereotyping, and rape. All the hallmarks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewetube Posted January 13, 2017 Share Posted January 13, 2017 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Animal is a Ram Posted January 13, 2017 Share Posted January 13, 2017 Shame, really. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Kevin Posted January 13, 2017 Share Posted January 13, 2017 8 minutes ago, Animal is a Ram said: Shame, really. Does it matter if you ain't got a pot to piss in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RadioactiveWaste Posted January 13, 2017 Share Posted January 13, 2017 23 minutes ago, Animal is a Ram said: Shame, really. Two weeks is quite fast for forest to get themselves out of a transfer embargo. Considering it was for not doing some routine accounting that all clubs do.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TigerTedd Posted January 13, 2017 Share Posted January 13, 2017 So, the transfer window is now two weeks old, half way through, and Nottingham forest enter the fray. Like the Undertaker entering the royal rumble at number 30 and destroying the entire wrestling roster... or not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted January 13, 2017 Share Posted January 13, 2017 5 minutes ago, TigerTedd said: So, the transfer window is now two weeks old, half way through, and Nottingham forest enter the fray. Like the Undertaker entering the royal rumble at number 30 and destroying the entire wrestling roster... or not. I think a few fans have entered a ring once or twice too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mafiabob Posted January 13, 2017 Share Posted January 13, 2017 6 minutes ago, TigerTedd said: So, the transfer window is now two weeks old, half way through, and Nottingham forest enter the fray. Like the Undertaker entering the royal rumble at number 30 and destroying the entire wrestling roster... or not. Undertaker is in it this year...... along with Brock Lesnar and Goldberg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McRamFan Posted January 13, 2017 Share Posted January 13, 2017 1 hour ago, Animal is a Ram said: Shame, really. Had enough practice, quitre impressed that it was before the window closed. Tomorrow will be notts forest sold for undisclosed fee and Angela off to Sunderland. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewetube Posted January 13, 2017 Share Posted January 13, 2017 1 hour ago, Animal is a Ram said: Shame, really. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TigerTedd Posted January 13, 2017 Share Posted January 13, 2017 1 hour ago, Mafiabob said: Undertaker is in it this year...... along with Brock Lesnar and Goldberg I'd watch that. Might PPV I think and see if I can get my 18 month old son into it. He's up til 3am anyway, so that could work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mafiabob Posted January 13, 2017 Share Posted January 13, 2017 4 minutes ago, TigerTedd said: I'd watch that. Might PPV I think and see if I can get my 18 month old son into it. He's up til 3am anyway, so that could work. Took my boys to WWE live event in Nottingham, they love it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TigerTedd Posted January 13, 2017 Share Posted January 13, 2017 1 minute ago, Mafiabob said: Took my boys to WWE live event in Nottingham, they love it. I'm fairly convinced he'd make a good wrestler, or a rugby player, he's like a mini hulk, I honestly think I'm raising some sort of government experiment. I'd prefer him to be a footballer, of course, but he'd have to model himself on Akinfamwe (is that his name) or Darren Moore. Anyway, back on topic, forest are a joke. My 18 month old son could probably beat them all up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tombo Posted January 13, 2017 Share Posted January 13, 2017 2 hours ago, Mafiabob said: Undertaker is in it this year...... along with Brock Lesnar and Goldberg As is Triple H... Not announced yet but he is Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeneralRam Posted January 13, 2017 Share Posted January 13, 2017 TAKEOVER IS OFF ??????????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted January 13, 2017 Share Posted January 13, 2017 2 minutes ago, GeneralRam said: TAKEOVER IS OFF ??????????? I've seen the same! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pearl Ram Posted January 13, 2017 Share Posted January 13, 2017 Oh well, at least there's something to cheer tonight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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