taffyram

Just flick a lighter on and watch them point, grunt in panic and scatter. Anything they haven't come across before like fire, a wheel or some soap terrifies them.

This should be pinned as some seem to already be forgetting

Nice to know we're still very important to Small Heath & the Parmo Parasites. Singing about us when they're not even playing us...clearly desperate for some attention. We've got bigger fish to fry than those two.
Were a few Boro at Kings Cross yesterday evening along with plenty of Derby, didnt hear a peep out of them. Did take the liberty to rip off a couple of their cringey stickers from the walls though. Loudest in the station were Gateshead bizarrely, clearly a proxy for Newcastle.

Surely it would have been sufficient comeback to point out that they live in Midslesbrough

0 - 2 Rams
FRGS Hairyhands

Derby County v Oxford Utd
 
5pts
Animal is a Ram    5
TF Ram    5
3pts
AndyB    3
archram    3
BodminRam    3
Brammie Steve    3
BrudeRAM    3
Dean (hick) Saunders    3
DesertRam    3
DCFC4LIFE    3
Ellafella    3
harwich ram    3
hydraulic ram    3
Igorwasking    3
jono    3
Mckram    3
Ramslad1992    3
REDCAR    3
sheeponacid    3
StevenageRam    3
 
2pts
Carnero    2
FlyBritishMidland    2
Sussex Ram    2
Wolfie20    2
 
1pt
Addingham Ram    1
Ambitious    1
angieram    1
BarrowRam    1
BathRam72    1
Betty Swollocks    1
Blondest Goat    1
BriggRam    1
BucksRam    1
bucktwo    1
Caerphilly Ram    1
chewbacca    1
Chris_Martin    1
Curtains    1
DCFC1388    1
DCFC Kicks    1
Dethorn    1
Diego    1
Donegal Ram    1
Dordogne-Ram    1
Edtheram    1
Elgin_Ram    1
EnigmaRam    1
EtoileSportiveDeDerby    1
FindernRam    1
Foreveram    1
gravyboat    1
Grimbeard    1
HedgeEnder    1
ivo_knoflicek    1
Johnnyoj    1
Jourdan    1
Kernow    1
Lac291884    1
lukedcfc    1
Magicman    1
Manchester Ram    1
MidWalesRam    1
Miggins    1
minesahartington    1
mozza    1
Mucker1884    1
NottmRAM    1
OohMartWright    1
papa_lazarou    1
Ramifications    1
rammieib    1
Ramsamwidge    1
Ratpackram    1
richinspain    1
samwcave    1
Seth's left foot    1
Simmo's left foot    1
Simon Bradley    1
Spacehorse    1
Sparkle    1
StarterForTen    1
taffyram    1
timlondinium    1
TimRam    1
Toadbelly    1
True Ram    1
WharfedaleRam    1
Yani P    1
 
 
Derby County 1 Oxford Utd 0,  Hourihane = FRGS.
 

Prediction League point scorers for league games, and occasional league tables will be posted in here ..
 
PREDICTION LEAGUE RULES
Every league game, I will start a thread on the 'Prediction League' page. I will go through the predictions you post  after each game and look for your prediction, and I'll attempt to keep a league table running.
 
 
It would help immensely if you could post the result in the following format
 
example :-  Ipswich 0 Derby 2 , Mendez-Laing FRGS
 
 
Points will be gained for the following correct predictions:
1 / For correctly nominating the winning team or a draw: +1 point
2 / For correctly nominating the first Rams goalscorer: +2 points
3 / For correctly predicting no Derby goals: +2 points ya miserable b'stards
4 / For correctly nominating the scoreline ,  ** with the teams the right way around ** , +2 points (so 3, including the point for predicting the winning team)
And no conditionals. No "If Sibley starts, then we'll win, but if he's on the bench we'll draw" stuff - pick a result and go for it.
A total of 5 points can be picked up per game.
I'll be looking at the last prediction you make in the thread. Only predictions made before kickoff will count, and if you go back and modify your prediction after kickoff, I'll not count it.
 
Just for fun and bragging rights , i'll attempt to make League Tables as i did last season , maybe not updating after every match but periodicly depending on how enthusiastic i become , all your predictions will be safely stored on my trusty fag packet  memory stick

 
**unless blatantly obvious , ie 2-0 Mendez-Laing FRGS , which will be allowed , even if Derby are away ** ..
 
Please try and avoid using players 'nicknames' as 'FRGS' as i may not recognise them. 
 
NEW PLAYERS  ALWAYS WELCOME AND  CAN JOIN IN THE FUN AT ANY TIME DURING THE SEASON 
 
 
 

The temporary kit would be a lot better if the “sponsor” was black with white writing rather than the weird cream colour it turned out to be. 

Unless they continue with the temporary kits they've been using. 
They could write their names on with marker pens. It already looks as though the numbers are just black gorilla tape cut to shape.

Dont give me ideas 
Your not allowed out until new contract signed.

Wayne Rooney also appears to be holidaying in England.
 

Glad your not the manager.
"Right lads, you don't need to go home to sleep, we've set up camping beds on the top field - fires go out at 10pm" 

Why cant they have one in the uk or day trips they can train and relax at the same time we need hit the ground running.

Let them have a little break B4 ?

Next seasons attack 

It 2022 mate

Genuinely couldn’t give a toss…..

It's the off season, so what are some things you'd never hear a Derby fan say.
I'll kick off with a few:
I have a real soft spot for Kenny Burns.
Bobby Campbell was a much underrated striker.
I always knew that Claude Davis was the final piece of the jigsaw prior to the 2007 season
Robert Maxwell loved the club and the city with all of his heart.
Leeds were too big to come down, I'm happy for them.
It was great to see Cloughie take over down the road.
We never really deserved to beat QPR, it  was a fair result.
I really admire the sportsmanship of Brice Samba.
I felt terrible for the home fans when Marriott's second goal went in during the playoffs.
I quite liked the BBG, but it never really had much atmosphere.
I thought the ref in the Juventus game was outstanding.
And finally, for @B4ev6is - I LOVE those pink shirts.

Look those people throwing abuse at you are idouts and not really derby fans many of us are desperate for you to save us you and rooney make us great again I just know just give mel what ever he wants so we all can move on.

There should be no reason why we cannot renew contracts once Kirchner's plan is approved by EFL. We have proof of funding as Kirchner has said he will fund us after 7 May. 

The whole squad wanting to stay is brilliant, I suppose the reality is how much truth there is to this and whether or not they actually can and do stay.
If the takeover happens and we really are able to keep the majority of the side together, then add a handful of cheap but quality additions we would be well placed to bounce straight back up. 

It would be nice but I would imagine there are a few agents stirring the pot.

I have something in my eye

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/61190815
COYR and get them signed up CK.