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Them poor dogs in the crowd.

Love firework night I do. Off to the local in a bit to watch em with a nice hot turkey cob to warm me up.

Get rid of the pair of them its our only Chance .

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Byrne   Jagielka   Forsyth
Knight   Bird   Ravel   Lawrence
Kazim   Davies   Baldock

…. and courgettes.
The video explains, and for the record the tweet he refers to came from our very own @ariotofmyown
 

You do know he was just liking someone else's tweet there? He didn't write it himself.
Oh, and it is grammar, by the way.

I reckon if you stick £50 on a 0-0 in every game then by the end of the month you'd have a few extra quid for Christmas. 
I might do that actually. 
Can anyone lend me £50?

I reckon if you stick £50 on a 0-0 in every game then by the end of the month you'd have a few extra quid for Christmas. 
I might do that actually. 
Can anyone lend me £50?

I reckon if you stick £50 on a 0-0 in every game then by the end of the month you'd have a few extra quid for Christmas. 
I might do that actually. 
Can anyone lend me £50?

I reckon if you stick £50 on a 0-0 in every game then by the end of the month you'd have a few extra quid for Christmas. 
I might do that actually. 
Can anyone lend me £50?

I reckon if you stick £50 on a 0-0 in every game then by the end of the month you'd have a few extra quid for Christmas. 
I might do that actually. 
Can anyone lend me £50?

Derby - Hey, here's our accounts. By the way, we used an alternate method involving amortisation.
EFL - Hmmmmmm. It's unusual, but fine, we'll sign off on them.
*Years Later*
EFL - Lol, changed our mind, now they aren't ok.
 
Derby - We've sold our stadium and will add the profit to our accounts.
EFL - We don't like that, but it's not against the rules. We disagree with the valuation of the stadium however.
Derby - OK. Here's a valuation from an independent company who provide a similar figure.
EFL - Nope, we don't agree with the professionals, we'll begin disciplinary action. 
 
Independent panel - Derby didn't do anything wrong.
EFL - Meh, what do you guys know. We will appeal with a new independent panel.
New independent panel - We believe a 100k fine is appropriate for Derby's wrongdoing.
EFL - Nah, we don't like that, let's appeal. Oh and let's also try and relegate them after the season is finished.
 
Derby - Hey, we've renewed Jack Marriott's contract.
EFL - OK.
*6 months later*
EFL - Changed our mind. Marriott is free to leave. And no, you can't sign anyone to replace him, Waghorn, or any of the other players who left.
*Months later*
Derby - Please, we don't have enough senior players to even field a team, just let us sign some.
EFL - *Sigh* Fine, but only 4 or 5. And no more than 4.5k a week! And if you re-sign players like Davies or Wisdom they will take up 1 of those spots. 
 
Derby - Hey we're having some injury problems and would like to use a couple of young lads, but they'll then count as senior players. Can you be a little lenient with this?
EFL - Lol no. 
 
 
I'm really relieved the EFL are trying to help us and make us work. It's really nice to know they have our back.

I'd drank nearly 2 full bottles of red wine ?. I don't have twitter though. Never used it. I'm not an alcoholic.
I'm not.

TalkSport is the sister site of TalkRadio which @cstand and @G STAR RAM are probably avid listeners and @Carl Sagan is probably a contributer (or is frantically emailing the HQ with his CV!).
It's an excellent media outlet. 
I'm off to grow mesen some concrete!
 

TalkSport is the sister site of TalkRadio which @cstand and @G STAR RAM are probably avid listeners and @Carl Sagan is probably a contributer (or is frantically emailing the HQ with his CV!).
It's an excellent media outlet. 
I'm off to grow mesen some concrete!
 

TalkSport is the sister site of TalkRadio which @cstand and @G STAR RAM are probably avid listeners and @Carl Sagan is probably a contributer (or is frantically emailing the HQ with his CV!).
It's an excellent media outlet. 
I'm off to grow mesen some concrete!
 

Pride Park is a crap name anyway.

TalkSport is the sister site of TalkRadio which @cstand and @G STAR RAM are probably avid listeners and @Carl Sagan is probably a contributer (or is frantically emailing the HQ with his CV!).
It's an excellent media outlet. 
I'm off to grow mesen some concrete!
 

TalkSport is the sister site of TalkRadio which @cstand and @G STAR RAM are probably avid listeners and @Carl Sagan is probably a contributer (or is frantically emailing the HQ with his CV!).
It's an excellent media outlet. 
I'm off to grow mesen some concrete!
 

TalkSport is the sister site of TalkRadio which @cstand and @G STAR RAM are probably avid listeners and @Carl Sagan is probably a contributer (or is frantically emailing the HQ with his CV!).
It's an excellent media outlet. 
I'm off to grow mesen some concrete!
 

Pride Park is a crap name anyway.

TalkSport is the sister site of TalkRadio which @cstand and @G STAR RAM are probably avid listeners and @Carl Sagan is probably a contributer (or is frantically emailing the HQ with his CV!).
It's an excellent media outlet. 
I'm off to grow mesen some concrete!
 

TalkSport is the sister site of TalkRadio which @cstand and @G STAR RAM are probably avid listeners and @Carl Sagan is probably a contributer (or is frantically emailing the HQ with his CV!).
It's an excellent media outlet. 
I'm off to grow mesen some concrete!
 

Pride Park is a crap name anyway.

Pride Park is a crap name anyway.