bimmerman

Bobby Zamora has a lot to answer for

Put them away mate

And to come up from League Two?
It's a sad state of affairs when the second score I look for is Exeters and then Plymouth. 
 
Living  in Cornwall, I'm hoping Exeter  come up and Plymouth stay where they are as both are about an hour for me. If I can get tickets that is, Exeter only holds just over 8k in total. 

Same as you. If Plymouth & Exeter come up then that’s not too bad. Other “local” games within a few hours could also be Forest Green and Bristol Rovers. Proper little Westcountry league before long.

Can’t believe there isn’t a turn up every week, sit there with a face like a slapped arse, moan constantly and sod off on 80 mins option. Loads should pick that

i am a die hard armchair internet supporter.  i own a Derby cap which i walk around in, in public too with a seeming sheepish expression and when someone makes a comment, and it is always the same one, they get the Ram.  Oh, so are you a Derby County fan?  Yeah, you got a problem with that?
We all do what we can.

I know a player in his 30s that doesn't like football but has made a career out of it,it's more common then you think

There's a YouTube channel called atomic shrimp where the guy does this and similar challenges,worth a watch to get some ideas how to do it. Best of luck,very Nobel of you ?

I’m in League One already B4.
Sooner you join me the less stressful it will all be.
Anything else is a big bonus. 

Well-i don't want to s**t on your parade,but I can absolutely one up you
I currently at this precise minute hold £17.32 in Bitcoin and Ethereum,and put in a poultry 99p. Gonna sign mbappe with gains like that ???

Well-i don't want to s**t on your parade,but I can absolutely one up you
I currently at this precise minute hold £17.32 in Bitcoin and Ethereum,and put in a poultry 99p. Gonna sign mbappe with gains like that ???

I thought you were going to say 'that's Baalocks'!

Time to change the lyrics, and make it more topical and relevant to our situation.
I won't try and circumvent the swear filter, but I'm sure you'll get the drift if you see this topic before it disappears!
 
Mel Morris is a banker,
He wears a bankers hat, 
He said he loved our Derby,
But he's a ducking twit.
 
He said that he would sell us, 
And wanted just a pound, 
But he's a lying bar steward, 
And took away our ground.

Nowt like Derby fans to wait 2 years for someone to save the club and decide they don’t want him cause they feel hurt that he ‘snubbed us’ but came back in.
 

Just on her birthday? I’m accused all the time.
She swung a punch at me the other day when I refused to put the heating on. Luckily the 5 coats she was wearing slowed her down a bit.

Um..nope..I work for them?
Also,did you know the praline shells are made by guiliene,as in the same product from the same line and batch number. Literally just a different box. So when your Mrs accuses you of being cheap on her birthday,there's your excuse!

Well....this ended well.. 

Sup we Lidl yogurts?  Is you a Reece-Mog or summart?

More probably gilf 

Get your torches and pitchforks here. Let's hound Kirchner out and go into liquidation, because, and you better believe this. no ducker else is going to come charging in at the last moment.and save DCFC. Still all the holier than thou brigade will be happy then. I will not be answering any comments on this as I don't give a flying duck.
 

Lacks the support and a play-style to suit his game.
But damn him for not playing like an experienced, physical, route one hold-up style no 9  at 19 years of age all the same.
Wish he was more like Calum Ball or Connor Wickham.

My ride for the next 2 weeks down in Melbourne.

Another 48 hours?

We’re assuming he’d even want to get out of it. Udinese are a Serie A side. Would he rather be playing Juventus and Milan next season or Accrington and Fleetwood? Tough call…

It’s times like this where I am so glad I am old enough not to do Twitter and have all the worries and concerns most of you all seem to have in your lives