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https://www.dcfc.co.uk/news/2021/07/buxton-it-is-a-great-opportunity-to-come-back#:~:text=TO COME BACK”-,Jake Buxton,-has spoken of
3 years younger than Jagielka, we know who's playing centre half V Hudersfield!

https://www.dcfc.co.uk/news/2021/07/buxton-it-is-a-great-opportunity-to-come-back#:~:text=TO COME BACK”-,Jake Buxton,-has spoken of
3 years younger than Jagielka, we know who's playing centre half V Hudersfield!

1. Buchanan to Arsenal for £1m to pay July wages
2. Can't afford Jagielka or Stearman's wages so they go elsewhere
3. Announced we are still paying off Ravanelli amongst others
4. Knight to West Ham for £3m to cover the above
5. Still around £10m of payments outstanding so Stadium sold again to another 3rd party for £100m
6. EFL launch investigation into above
7. Mel tries to set up breakaway league of championship/SPL clubs
8. EFL launch investigation into above and demotes us to league 1 within 24 hours
9. We appeal
10. Mel reduces asking price and several people/groups declare interest, Mel reaches agreement with a Nigerian prince which later falls through, but still loses £50m
11. EFL launch investigation into above
12. Rooney re-registers as a player
13. EFL blocks it
14. Rooney resigns
15. Commitee of coaches takes over again
16. DCFC submits accounts
17. EFL launch investigation into above
18. Jozwiak loaned to a German side to save wages
19. EFL demote Derby to League 2 after investigations/appeals into above issues, 30 point deduction applied
20. Mel tries to join SPL
21. EFL launch investigation and demote us to conference, still starting with 30 point deduction
22. Sibley sold to Leeds for £1.5m to pay wages
23. Club almost merges with Notts County until it transpires Nigerian prince was legit and he invests £1b into us
24. Club finally lands Yakubu as player/manager
 

1. Buchanan to Arsenal for £1m to pay July wages
2. Can't afford Jagielka or Stearman's wages so they go elsewhere
3. Announced we are still paying off Ravanelli amongst others
4. Knight to West Ham for £3m to cover the above
5. Still around £10m of payments outstanding so Stadium sold again to another 3rd party for £100m
6. EFL launch investigation into above
7. Mel tries to set up breakaway league of championship/SPL clubs
8. EFL launch investigation into above and demotes us to league 1 within 24 hours
9. We appeal
10. Mel reduces asking price and several people/groups declare interest, Mel reaches agreement with a Nigerian prince which later falls through, but still loses £50m
11. EFL launch investigation into above
12. Rooney re-registers as a player
13. EFL blocks it
14. Rooney resigns
15. Commitee of coaches takes over again
16. DCFC submits accounts
17. EFL launch investigation into above
18. Jozwiak loaned to a German side to save wages
19. EFL demote Derby to League 2 after investigations/appeals into above issues, 30 point deduction applied
20. Mel tries to join SPL
21. EFL launch investigation and demote us to conference, still starting with 30 point deduction
22. Sibley sold to Leeds for £1.5m to pay wages
23. Club almost merges with Notts County until it transpires Nigerian prince was legit and he invests £1b into us
24. Club finally lands Yakubu as player/manager
 

1. Buchanan to Arsenal for £1m to pay July wages
2. Can't afford Jagielka or Stearman's wages so they go elsewhere
3. Announced we are still paying off Ravanelli amongst others
4. Knight to West Ham for £3m to cover the above
5. Still around £10m of payments outstanding so Stadium sold again to another 3rd party for £100m
6. EFL launch investigation into above
7. Mel tries to set up breakaway league of championship/SPL clubs
8. EFL launch investigation into above and demotes us to league 1 within 24 hours
9. We appeal
10. Mel reduces asking price and several people/groups declare interest, Mel reaches agreement with a Nigerian prince which later falls through, but still loses £50m
11. EFL launch investigation into above
12. Rooney re-registers as a player
13. EFL blocks it
14. Rooney resigns
15. Commitee of coaches takes over again
16. DCFC submits accounts
17. EFL launch investigation into above
18. Jozwiak loaned to a German side to save wages
19. EFL demote Derby to League 2 after investigations/appeals into above issues, 30 point deduction applied
20. Mel tries to join SPL
21. EFL launch investigation and demote us to conference, still starting with 30 point deduction
22. Sibley sold to Leeds for £1.5m to pay wages
23. Club almost merges with Notts County until it transpires Nigerian prince was legit and he invests £1b into us
24. Club finally lands Yakubu as player/manager
 

1. Buchanan to Arsenal for £1m to pay July wages
2. Can't afford Jagielka or Stearman's wages so they go elsewhere
3. Announced we are still paying off Ravanelli amongst others
4. Knight to West Ham for £3m to cover the above
5. Still around £10m of payments outstanding so Stadium sold again to another 3rd party for £100m
6. EFL launch investigation into above
7. Mel tries to set up breakaway league of championship/SPL clubs
8. EFL launch investigation into above and demotes us to league 1 within 24 hours
9. We appeal
10. Mel reduces asking price and several people/groups declare interest, Mel reaches agreement with a Nigerian prince which later falls through, but still loses £50m
11. EFL launch investigation into above
12. Rooney re-registers as a player
13. EFL blocks it
14. Rooney resigns
15. Commitee of coaches takes over again
16. DCFC submits accounts
17. EFL launch investigation into above
18. Jozwiak loaned to a German side to save wages
19. EFL demote Derby to League 2 after investigations/appeals into above issues, 30 point deduction applied
20. Mel tries to join SPL
21. EFL launch investigation and demote us to conference, still starting with 30 point deduction
22. Sibley sold to Leeds for £1.5m to pay wages
23. Club almost merges with Notts County until it transpires Nigerian prince was legit and he invests £1b into us
24. Club finally lands Yakubu as player/manager
 

1. Buchanan to Arsenal for £1m to pay July wages
2. Can't afford Jagielka or Stearman's wages so they go elsewhere
3. Announced we are still paying off Ravanelli amongst others
4. Knight to West Ham for £3m to cover the above
5. Still around £10m of payments outstanding so Stadium sold again to another 3rd party for £100m
6. EFL launch investigation into above
7. Mel tries to set up breakaway league of championship/SPL clubs
8. EFL launch investigation into above and demotes us to league 1 within 24 hours
9. We appeal
10. Mel reduces asking price and several people/groups declare interest, Mel reaches agreement with a Nigerian prince which later falls through, but still loses £50m
11. EFL launch investigation into above
12. Rooney re-registers as a player
13. EFL blocks it
14. Rooney resigns
15. Commitee of coaches takes over again
16. DCFC submits accounts
17. EFL launch investigation into above
18. Jozwiak loaned to a German side to save wages
19. EFL demote Derby to League 2 after investigations/appeals into above issues, 30 point deduction applied
20. Mel tries to join SPL
21. EFL launch investigation and demote us to conference, still starting with 30 point deduction
22. Sibley sold to Leeds for £1.5m to pay wages
23. Club almost merges with Notts County until it transpires Nigerian prince was legit and he invests £1b into us
24. Club finally lands Yakubu as player/manager
 

1. Buchanan to Arsenal for £1m to pay July wages
2. Can't afford Jagielka or Stearman's wages so they go elsewhere
3. Announced we are still paying off Ravanelli amongst others
4. Knight to West Ham for £3m to cover the above
5. Still around £10m of payments outstanding so Stadium sold again to another 3rd party for £100m
6. EFL launch investigation into above
7. Mel tries to set up breakaway league of championship/SPL clubs
8. EFL launch investigation into above and demotes us to league 1 within 24 hours
9. We appeal
10. Mel reduces asking price and several people/groups declare interest, Mel reaches agreement with a Nigerian prince which later falls through, but still loses £50m
11. EFL launch investigation into above
12. Rooney re-registers as a player
13. EFL blocks it
14. Rooney resigns
15. Commitee of coaches takes over again
16. DCFC submits accounts
17. EFL launch investigation into above
18. Jozwiak loaned to a German side to save wages
19. EFL demote Derby to League 2 after investigations/appeals into above issues, 30 point deduction applied
20. Mel tries to join SPL
21. EFL launch investigation and demote us to conference, still starting with 30 point deduction
22. Sibley sold to Leeds for £1.5m to pay wages
23. Club almost merges with Notts County until it transpires Nigerian prince was legit and he invests £1b into us
24. Club finally lands Yakubu as player/manager
 

Ikpeazu to Boro aswell. Poor sod.

Roos would be a good keeper if he can just learn catch the ball a bit more rather than punch the ball clear there are time were a keeper has to punch the ball away from goal.

Chris Martin 

Ok. One at a time. Stefano Eranio

1 win in 16 ?

1. Buchanan to Arsenal for £1m to pay July wages
2. Can't afford Jagielka or Stearman's wages so they go elsewhere
3. Announced we are still paying off Ravanelli amongst others
4. Knight to West Ham for £3m to cover the above
5. Still around £10m of payments outstanding so Stadium sold again to another 3rd party for £100m
6. EFL launch investigation into above
7. Mel tries to set up breakaway league of championship/SPL clubs
8. EFL launch investigation into above and demotes us to league 1 within 24 hours
9. We appeal
10. Mel reduces asking price and several people/groups declare interest, Mel reaches agreement with a Nigerian prince which later falls through, but still loses £50m
11. EFL launch investigation into above
12. Rooney re-registers as a player
13. EFL blocks it
14. Rooney resigns
15. Commitee of coaches takes over again
16. DCFC submits accounts
17. EFL launch investigation into above
18. Jozwiak loaned to a German side to save wages
19. EFL demote Derby to League 2 after investigations/appeals into above issues, 30 point deduction applied
20. Mel tries to join SPL
21. EFL launch investigation and demote us to conference, still starting with 30 point deduction
22. Sibley sold to Leeds for £1.5m to pay wages
23. Club almost merges with Notts County until it transpires Nigerian prince was legit and he invests £1b into us
24. Club finally lands Yakubu as player/manager
 

1. Buchanan to Arsenal for £1m to pay July wages
2. Can't afford Jagielka or Stearman's wages so they go elsewhere
3. Announced we are still paying off Ravanelli amongst others
4. Knight to West Ham for £3m to cover the above
5. Still around £10m of payments outstanding so Stadium sold again to another 3rd party for £100m
6. EFL launch investigation into above
7. Mel tries to set up breakaway league of championship/SPL clubs
8. EFL launch investigation into above and demotes us to league 1 within 24 hours
9. We appeal
10. Mel reduces asking price and several people/groups declare interest, Mel reaches agreement with a Nigerian prince which later falls through, but still loses £50m
11. EFL launch investigation into above
12. Rooney re-registers as a player
13. EFL blocks it
14. Rooney resigns
15. Commitee of coaches takes over again
16. DCFC submits accounts
17. EFL launch investigation into above
18. Jozwiak loaned to a German side to save wages
19. EFL demote Derby to League 2 after investigations/appeals into above issues, 30 point deduction applied
20. Mel tries to join SPL
21. EFL launch investigation and demote us to conference, still starting with 30 point deduction
22. Sibley sold to Leeds for £1.5m to pay wages
23. Club almost merges with Notts County until it transpires Nigerian prince was legit and he invests £1b into us
24. Club finally lands Yakubu as player/manager
 

Good luck Simmo.

Wasn't thinking he was going to start a media circus training with us, just that Evatt's comments in general are the kind of sensible thing I long to hear at Derby - no drama, no circus, just football.

1. Buchanan to Arsenal for £1m to pay July wages
2. Can't afford Jagielka or Stearman's wages so they go elsewhere
3. Announced we are still paying off Ravanelli amongst others
4. Knight to West Ham for £3m to cover the above
5. Still around £10m of payments outstanding so Stadium sold again to another 3rd party for £100m
6. EFL launch investigation into above
7. Mel tries to set up breakaway league of championship/SPL clubs
8. EFL launch investigation into above and demotes us to league 1 within 24 hours
9. We appeal
10. Mel reduces asking price and several people/groups declare interest, Mel reaches agreement with a Nigerian prince which later falls through, but still loses £50m
11. EFL launch investigation into above
12. Rooney re-registers as a player
13. EFL blocks it
14. Rooney resigns
15. Commitee of coaches takes over again
16. DCFC submits accounts
17. EFL launch investigation into above
18. Jozwiak loaned to a German side to save wages
19. EFL demote Derby to League 2 after investigations/appeals into above issues, 30 point deduction applied
20. Mel tries to join SPL
21. EFL launch investigation and demote us to conference, still starting with 30 point deduction
22. Sibley sold to Leeds for £1.5m to pay wages
23. Club almost merges with Notts County until it transpires Nigerian prince was legit and he invests £1b into us
24. Club finally lands Yakubu as player/manager
 

1. Buchanan to Arsenal for £1m to pay July wages
2. Can't afford Jagielka or Stearman's wages so they go elsewhere
3. Announced we are still paying off Ravanelli amongst others
4. Knight to West Ham for £3m to cover the above
5. Still around £10m of payments outstanding so Stadium sold again to another 3rd party for £100m
6. EFL launch investigation into above
7. Mel tries to set up breakaway league of championship/SPL clubs
8. EFL launch investigation into above and demotes us to league 1 within 24 hours
9. We appeal
10. Mel reduces asking price and several people/groups declare interest, Mel reaches agreement with a Nigerian prince which later falls through, but still loses £50m
11. EFL launch investigation into above
12. Rooney re-registers as a player
13. EFL blocks it
14. Rooney resigns
15. Commitee of coaches takes over again
16. DCFC submits accounts
17. EFL launch investigation into above
18. Jozwiak loaned to a German side to save wages
19. EFL demote Derby to League 2 after investigations/appeals into above issues, 30 point deduction applied
20. Mel tries to join SPL
21. EFL launch investigation and demote us to conference, still starting with 30 point deduction
22. Sibley sold to Leeds for £1.5m to pay wages
23. Club almost merges with Notts County until it transpires Nigerian prince was legit and he invests £1b into us
24. Club finally lands Yakubu as player/manager
 

1. Buchanan to Arsenal for £1m to pay July wages
2. Can't afford Jagielka or Stearman's wages so they go elsewhere
3. Announced we are still paying off Ravanelli amongst others
4. Knight to West Ham for £3m to cover the above
5. Still around £10m of payments outstanding so Stadium sold again to another 3rd party for £100m
6. EFL launch investigation into above
7. Mel tries to set up breakaway league of championship/SPL clubs
8. EFL launch investigation into above and demotes us to league 1 within 24 hours
9. We appeal
10. Mel reduces asking price and several people/groups declare interest, Mel reaches agreement with a Nigerian prince which later falls through, but still loses £50m
11. EFL launch investigation into above
12. Rooney re-registers as a player
13. EFL blocks it
14. Rooney resigns
15. Commitee of coaches takes over again
16. DCFC submits accounts
17. EFL launch investigation into above
18. Jozwiak loaned to a German side to save wages
19. EFL demote Derby to League 2 after investigations/appeals into above issues, 30 point deduction applied
20. Mel tries to join SPL
21. EFL launch investigation and demote us to conference, still starting with 30 point deduction
22. Sibley sold to Leeds for £1.5m to pay wages
23. Club almost merges with Notts County until it transpires Nigerian prince was legit and he invests £1b into us
24. Club finally lands Yakubu as player/manager
 

1. Buchanan to Arsenal for £1m to pay July wages
2. Can't afford Jagielka or Stearman's wages so they go elsewhere
3. Announced we are still paying off Ravanelli amongst others
4. Knight to West Ham for £3m to cover the above
5. Still around £10m of payments outstanding so Stadium sold again to another 3rd party for £100m
6. EFL launch investigation into above
7. Mel tries to set up breakaway league of championship/SPL clubs
8. EFL launch investigation into above and demotes us to league 1 within 24 hours
9. We appeal
10. Mel reduces asking price and several people/groups declare interest, Mel reaches agreement with a Nigerian prince which later falls through, but still loses £50m
11. EFL launch investigation into above
12. Rooney re-registers as a player
13. EFL blocks it
14. Rooney resigns
15. Commitee of coaches takes over again
16. DCFC submits accounts
17. EFL launch investigation into above
18. Jozwiak loaned to a German side to save wages
19. EFL demote Derby to League 2 after investigations/appeals into above issues, 30 point deduction applied
20. Mel tries to join SPL
21. EFL launch investigation and demote us to conference, still starting with 30 point deduction
22. Sibley sold to Leeds for £1.5m to pay wages
23. Club almost merges with Notts County until it transpires Nigerian prince was legit and he invests £1b into us
24. Club finally lands Yakubu as player/manager
 

Always be yourself,
unless you can be Jack Marriott,
then always be Jack Marriott!

Jagieka at 38 (39 next moth!) seems far too late (typical us) but Rooney will know him well so have to trust his judgement, especially if we see him in training too. Cheaper alernative to Cahill, and probably better terms than Davies.
Hopefully 6 month stop[-gap deal at most, unless he earns more.
Great trivia, his middle name is Nikodem. 
Was Stearman ever much cop?
Slight tangent, Bolton boss Evatt on Jagielka...
“Jags asked me if he could come in pre-season and it was a yes, because I always like to help out good, experienced pros to try and stay in the game. And it would have been just that.
“But then we got the media fanfare, the expectancy that fans seemed to have for signing that sort of player, it’s just no good for anybody.
“It’s certainly no good for the group, who we’re trying to hide from all the distractions and sideshows. We decided to move on."
So refreshing to hear.

#BlackShortsMatter

Bit harsh on Steve and Ben who both had moments, whilst the other 2 were absolute tools.