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The best ref we had all last season was female, despite me not liking female commentators, hope this lady manager does well

Tell me about it 😁

More and more shops asking you to press the green or red button before confirming your payment, depending on whether you want to donate 20p to their chosen charidee or not.
It matters not that I prefer to choose my own charidees, and donate voluntarily as and when I feel in the mood.*
It matters not that you have the cheek to ask, when I should be out enjoying my hassle-free shopping experience.
It matters not that I have chosen to pay for my wares by using my iphone partly due to speed & ease.
It does matter, however, that the main reason I choose this payment method is to avoid having to touch the same filthy f****** red button as a million other folk have, since the last time you sanitised the bloody thing!
 
Next time, either you press the f****** red button for me, or the queue gets held up whilst I slowly and deliberately sanitise before, during, and after what is meant to be a f****** contactless transaction!
It wasn't that many months ago when all you shop workers were crying about being front line, and facing instant death by a million germs!  So go back to your bosses, and tell them to shove their germ-ridden charidee buttons up their arses!
 
 
 
*but I don't like to talk about it. 

Looking all over for my glasses while they are hanging from my shirt neck.

Ed Dawes annoys me. Every time the opposition get near our goal he gets over excited. When things aren’t going well his ‘we’re doomed’ voice is OTT

I’ve sat in front of the same annoying old duffer for the past 25 seasons - but I’m not moving seats - the blokes a good few years older than me and I’m confident I can out last him….

Nothing gentlemanly about the Aussies. I switched off when they kept aiming at Broads head. Don’t like it 

Me too, saves the disappointment if we don't. 😉

Nothing gentlemanly about the Aussies. I switched off when they kept aiming at Broads head. Don’t like it 

I just want Ed Dawes to describe what is happening in the football match. He has improved since Ramage left, as they were just trying to take the p… out of each other. He is best when Eric Steele is co- commentating as Steele keeps him in order. Needs to keep his personal views to himself a bit more. I want to hear a professional commentary (needs to take lessons from Owen on Rams TV). I want to hear from a pro not a Rams Fan, who can’t contain himself to tell you about when he was in the Ossie end in 1990.
 
if we concede a goal it’s “here we go again” - just tell us what’s happening.
He criticises tactics, selection etc etc but when interviewing the Head Coach afterwards he just wants to be mates! He doesn’t address the criticisms he makes during the game.
 

What a shame that an excellent game of cricket has been spoiled by Aussies cheating. They would probably have won anyway without cheating , so why do they do it?

Administration was horrible and something I hope we never go through again. However, weirdly it has been one of my favourite seasons of football for a long time. The fans, players and manager came together. The atmosphere was the best it’s ever been at PP. Everyone was against us and we played like that too. Some of my favourite memories from the last 5 years or so was from that season. Wba, Fulham, bmouth, sheff U at home. Incredible atmospheres 

That's how close it was. I remember feeling the dread of having no club and the morning after David had been appointed I went down to Pride Park and walked round the ground taking in every detail. I had a coffee and a pastry at Greggs. It was all very quiet. I sat outside and just smiled and relaxed and let the tension of the last few weeks disappear. No matter what the future brings for the club, I will always be grateful for what he did for the club. Looking forward to hearing the interview tonight.
I remember that after we went into administration there were still comments from posters questioning whether or not MM was still behind the scene and pulling some strings. Once David had taken over that could never have happened. But perhaps the question had to be asked just to lay the ghost at rest.

Indeed. He absolutely knew it was not out, knew he'd messed up and tried to con the umpires.

Well at least the Australians left the field angry.
Moody old scrotes.

Chance to hear from the owner himself

Scratin is used for crying round there

We always used to say ‘Bolched’, in fact I’ve said it recently. 
my mum used to say ‘he’s a right megrum’, when someone was ugly. 
your face was your ‘clock’ 
‘I could eat a scabby hoss’ when you’re hungry. 
If you’ve burnt something, you’ve ‘bont it’

Your main meal of the day is your dinner, doesn't matter when you have it.
How can tea be a meal? Tea is a drink made by pouring hot water over an evergreen shrub grown in Asia.
That's right up there with the word breadcake / barmcake. The word cake has no business being attributed to bread, it's an entirely different foodstuff.

What David means ( I think) is that no journalists reported it as nearly done or that we’d even offered a contract to them. 
 
Normally our transfers are the worst kept secrets in football. 

Not one of the three were linked to us or even mentioned in the slightest by any media outlet or journalist before they signed.
I quite like it. 

Home, after they are relegated at 11.59 tonight because of irregularities with chairman’s hairstyle,  and 30 point penalty for next season. 

On paper it's a good signing and ticks all the boxes as a right wing back in a 3-5-2.
I'll judge his performances in a Derby shirt myself rather than rely on Posh fans, thanks. I've seen enough decent Derby players getting hammered by our own fans to not rely on other people's opinions.

'I don't mind who at this stage', seriously?  The transfer window has been open less than a week and already people are getting anxious because of lack of signings.  Get a grip!

And when they say who they support they always have to qualify it by saying ‘I supported them when they had no money’ or ‘it’s my dads team, he was born there’