AndyinLiverpool

36 minutes ago, Carl Sagan said:

Abuse/position of power is immoral but not illegal. Look at Clinton and Lewinsky. Sex trafficking always illegal, but that's never been proven in this case. I don't suppose we'll ever know.

It can out you in prison and it'll put you on the sex offenders register.

Under the Sexual Offences Act 2003.

2 minutes ago, Ewe Ram said:

The defender dancing with the attacking player to stop them gaining possession and allow the ball to go over the byline. Anywhere else on the pitch it would be a foul 

Not so. You are allowed to shield the ball anywhere on the pitch

1 minute ago, 86 Hair Islands said:

Derby City? 

Hello, Bradley

2 minutes ago, 86 Hair Islands said:

Thought Forest were out ?

Don't call us 'County'

Win them all

Just now, Wolfie20 said:

Surely Lampards' days at Everton must be numbered - 4-0 down at home to Brighton and still half an hour to go.

Got to laugh

Some brilliant stuff so far

6 minutes ago, David said:

I want to know why people set fireworks off at like 11.50pm, can't they wait 10 minutes or are they unable to tell the time?

Peasants. 

Or set fireworks off at all

Bacon, Unsmoked.

HP sauce.

1 minute ago, Charliegeorge1962 said:

Only 13 PTS off autos then

 

13 more 0-0s

1 minute ago, Gee SCREAMER !! said:

Load of toss so far.  Cambridge can't wait to go back home with a point and we are the slugs to their snails making it easy for them.

Is it just like the Bolton game then?

1 minute ago, 86 Hair Islands said:

Already thinking this ref's an onanist

Nice circumvention of the swear filter

2 minutes ago, kevinhectoring said:

We could get a hatful tonight. Would be good for dobbin to dip his bread in it 

We could get 0

2 minutes ago, Magicman said:

Dobbin misfires again

Zzzzzz

1 minute ago, IslandExile said:

Pele. The greatest footballer.

Brazil 1970, the greatest team ever.

Their fourth goal in the final, the best goal.

RIP champion.

The most beautiful goal by the most beautiful team

7 minutes ago, PistoldPete said:

didn't we hit the bar? 

They hit their own bar

Just now, Srg said:

Find one in this league. 

By comparison, Bolton

1 hour ago, Turk Thrust said:

What’s with this “of” instead of “have”.  A lot of our posters do it. Must of, could of, should of, might of etc etc. it’s one thing saying it, but to actually write it?   

It's not paying attention at school

We're not a very sophisticated team, are we?

2 minutes ago, CBRammette said:

Usual poo from Sky team. Love how they mentioned so much about some of our players having to get used to playing in front of big crowds ??

They said the opposite

12 hours ago, Norman said:

Festy Ebosele?

He's played 93 minutes this season including injury time. What a waste. He would have torn up this division. 

Happy Christmas, mate.

Never heard of him

3 hours ago, Stagtime said:

Santa has long gone from our shores and he left me this. Merry Christmas to all.

You shouldn't have left it where the kids can scribble all over it

20 hours ago, Mucker1884 said:

Nationwide takeaway delivery overlords, who appear not to care/to turn a blind eye/openly encourage their public-facing representatives to break highway laws, and c*** a snook at decency, morality... and the safety of others.

Reg-plated motorised scooters on pedestrian walkways.
Pedal cycles without lights... after dark/before daylight... ridden by deliverers without any visible clothing beyond the black spectrum.
RLJ's by the daily dozen.
On the phone whilst driving/riding.

All emblazoned by the very names and logos of said takeaway delivery overlords.  Advertising the very worst... and in some cases, potentially the most likely to result in severe injury/death... of highway safety and consideration to others.

 

Oh... and give those back boxes a wash will yer... yer filthy b*******!  

I nearly hit one the other day. No lights, dark clothes. Pulled across me to turn right just as I pulled away at traffic lights.

Also one nearly hit pedestrian me as he ploughed through a red at a pelican crossing. He then stopped to give me a hard time for not watching where I was going.

Won't ever use them. Or their taxis.

Glass Onion

Bloody brilliant.

Kevin Hector.

19 minutes ago, Archied said:

Some left wing idols being shown in they’re true light and I see the troops are rallying ????

Gary Neville is not my idol