Mucker1884

In the absence of an update from CK, I’m trying to keep calm & hide these sombreros from the daughter (who didn’t want one) until the moment’s right …..

The journalism doesn't get any better does it?
Starts with the words "Accrington Stanley chairman Andy Holt has stuck up for former Derby County chief Mel Morris"
Then quotes Andy Holt directly as saying "I’m not defending him one bit"
Literally the opposite of what the strapline says

All my life I've been waiting for @Mucker1884 to mention that. 
 
Obscure my arse. 
 
And I don't mean cover my arse. 
 
Although TBF, it really should be obscured. 

OK Mucker, Here goes, Paradise is next to Roller World, That we know, It looks like my Humour has hit a road block with yourself, Or should I say none humour, I substituted paradise with casino, Casino plays Craps, With craps you need dice, In fact a pair of dice = paradise ?‍♀️

NFL
 
Not 
Fecking
Likely 

There are no rules, as to when, or how.
You will know when you are ready... and your family will be ready, when you do.
And bombshells are what you drop on enemies... not friends.  Whatever you say to your friends, and whenever, and however you say it, assuming they are true friends, a bombshell it won't be.  True friends will listen.  True friends will care.  True friends will help, despite being helpless!
 
In the meantime, the next best thing is to let it out... to anyone... in any way... Ooh... like writing down your thoughts, anonymously, to strangers... that's an excellent start!  
You're on the right path buddy.
Stay strong, not silent!
xxx

Can we not claim 6 points for a touchdown?  
Would make Saturday more exciting!  

Can we not claim 6 points for a touchdown?  
Would make Saturday more exciting!  

Not only do I disagree with you, I think this is a cunning trap!
I notice you didn't actually type any of those team names correctly yourself!  ?
 
PS:
I find it so much easier to keep count just by using 1 x asterisk per offensive name!  ?

All our holidays are now cancelled.

I looked up and gave him a wave.  

I reckon CK’s got Wi-Fi on his fancy plane and is checking the forum, and then telling the pilot to fly around at random to mess with us. 

I'm True Ram ? 

Does this count as news? CK's plane back in service!

Neat

That most niche of niche jokes....
A call back referencing a pretty obscure cover version by the 70s glam rockers Mud.
(I actually had to check - but apparently it reached number 1?? It certainly hasn't lingered in the public consciousness!)

Not sure about that, but the current "Slice of India" restaurant, next to/adjoining Roller World, was definitely Paradise Nightclub back in Jan '86, on the night Dirty Den came to town... which coincided with the night and place I first met the delectable future Mrs Mucker!  
"...And we've remained in paradise ever since, dear", says I... often... with a straight face!   ?
 

I didn't get to where I am today by paying full whack for second hand gear just to help out the poor/needy/sick/elderly etc!

I didn't get to where I am today by paying full whack for second hand gear just to help out the poor/needy/sick/elderly etc!

There are no rules, as to when, or how.
You will know when you are ready... and your family will be ready, when you do.
And bombshells are what you drop on enemies... not friends.  Whatever you say to your friends, and whenever, and however you say it, assuming they are true friends, a bombshell it won't be.  True friends will listen.  True friends will care.  True friends will help, despite being helpless!
 
In the meantime, the next best thing is to let it out... to anyone... in any way... Ooh... like writing down your thoughts, anonymously, to strangers... that's an excellent start!  
You're on the right path buddy.
Stay strong, not silent!
xxx

There are no rules, as to when, or how.
You will know when you are ready... and your family will be ready, when you do.
And bombshells are what you drop on enemies... not friends.  Whatever you say to your friends, and whenever, and however you say it, assuming they are true friends, a bombshell it won't be.  True friends will listen.  True friends will care.  True friends will help, despite being helpless!
 
In the meantime, the next best thing is to let it out... to anyone... in any way... Ooh... like writing down your thoughts, anonymously, to strangers... that's an excellent start!  
You're on the right path buddy.
Stay strong, not silent!
xxx

An assistant, yer mean?  
bit of admin/filing/Mek a brew?
PA?
?
 

There are no rules, as to when, or how.
You will know when you are ready... and your family will be ready, when you do.
And bombshells are what you drop on enemies... not friends.  Whatever you say to your friends, and whenever, and however you say it, assuming they are true friends, a bombshell it won't be.  True friends will listen.  True friends will care.  True friends will help, despite being helpless!
 
In the meantime, the next best thing is to let it out... to anyone... in any way... Ooh... like writing down your thoughts, anonymously, to strangers... that's an excellent start!  
You're on the right path buddy.
Stay strong, not silent!
xxx

Not sure about that, but the current "Slice of India" restaurant, next to/adjoining Roller World, was definitely Paradise Nightclub back in Jan '86, on the night Dirty Den came to town... which coincided with the night and place I first met the delectable future Mrs Mucker!  
"...And we've remained in paradise ever since, dear", says I... often... with a straight face!   ?
 

There are no rules, as to when, or how.
You will know when you are ready... and your family will be ready, when you do.
And bombshells are what you drop on enemies... not friends.  Whatever you say to your friends, and whenever, and however you say it, assuming they are true friends, a bombshell it won't be.  True friends will listen.  True friends will care.  True friends will help, despite being helpless!
 
In the meantime, the next best thing is to let it out... to anyone... in any way... Ooh... like writing down your thoughts, anonymously, to strangers... that's an excellent start!  
You're on the right path buddy.
Stay strong, not silent!
xxx