Mucker1884

It’s a difficult one, not knowing the details… and not knowing you or your wife…
but I’m very, very tempted to agree with @Archied… share with the missus, and deal with it as one.
Lying or holding back the truth from what should be the single most important person in your life is a recipe for torment and heartache!  
When all around appears to be crumbling, me & Muckerette are great believers in “You & me against the world”. 
It works for us, and I’d like to think it works for other strong marriages too!
 
best of luck!  ?

Let 'im go mate.
It's over!
 
 
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10,928 posts 4125 days =  2.649 posts per day.
 
For those of you that are familiar with my work, I am sure you would agree, that's a heck of a lot of factual information, helpful advice, and of course, well-considered tactical knowhow, that I have given, even if I do say so myself.
I'm just pleased I have passed on such wisdom to those that appreciate it.  
 

A few pictures of our stay at Cania Gorge. Off to my hometown of Mundubbera for a few days then Borumba Deer Farm.

 

How many were about Sombreros?

If you place a football of a circumference of between 68 cm (27 ins) and 70 cm (28 ins), and between 410 g (14 oz) and 450 g (16 oz) in weight (at the start of the match), and of a pressure equal to 0.6 – 1.1 atmosphere (600 – 1,100g/cm2) at sea level (8.5 lbs/sq in – 15.6 lbs/sq in) on a marked spot 11m (12yds) from the midpoint between the goalposts, where the distance between the posts is 7.32m and the distance from the lower edge of the crossbar to the ground is 2.44m, how many attempts would it take before the ball is successfully kicked directly into the goal?
Please show your calculations/workouts in the space below.  Use a separate sheet of paper, if required.

Just a word of warning to our travelling supporters...
Be very careful when choosing your overnight accommodation...

Just a word of warning to our travelling supporters...
Be very careful when choosing your overnight accommodation...

10,928 posts 4125 days =  2.649 posts per day.
 
For those of you that are familiar with my work, I am sure you would agree, that's a heck of a lot of factual information, helpful advice, and of course, well-considered tactical knowhow, that I have given, even if I do say so myself.
I'm just pleased I have passed on such wisdom to those that appreciate it.  
 

Just a word of warning to our travelling supporters...
Be very careful when choosing your overnight accommodation...

That part was obviously ghosts! ?

Just a word of warning to our travelling supporters...
Be very careful when choosing your overnight accommodation...

I hope it’s Hampton and Richmond. (AKA The Beavers !  ) Just for the word play on here. Beavers and Rams ?

Just a word of warning to our travelling supporters...
Be very careful when choosing your overnight accommodation...

Just a word of warning to our travelling supporters...
Be very careful when choosing your overnight accommodation...

Look at his face... Just look at hi... oh... erm... ?

If you place a football of a circumference of between 68 cm (27 ins) and 70 cm (28 ins), and between 410 g (14 oz) and 450 g (16 oz) in weight (at the start of the match), and of a pressure equal to 0.6 – 1.1 atmosphere (600 – 1,100g/cm2) at sea level (8.5 lbs/sq in – 15.6 lbs/sq in) on a marked spot 11m (12yds) from the midpoint between the goalposts, where the distance between the posts is 7.32m and the distance from the lower edge of the crossbar to the ground is 2.44m, how many attempts would it take before the ball is successfully kicked directly into the goal?
Please show your calculations/workouts in the space below.  Use a separate sheet of paper, if required.

If you place a football of a circumference of between 68 cm (27 ins) and 70 cm (28 ins), and between 410 g (14 oz) and 450 g (16 oz) in weight (at the start of the match), and of a pressure equal to 0.6 – 1.1 atmosphere (600 – 1,100g/cm2) at sea level (8.5 lbs/sq in – 15.6 lbs/sq in) on a marked spot 11m (12yds) from the midpoint between the goalposts, where the distance between the posts is 7.32m and the distance from the lower edge of the crossbar to the ground is 2.44m, how many attempts would it take before the ball is successfully kicked directly into the goal?
Please show your calculations/workouts in the space below.  Use a separate sheet of paper, if required.

Imagine of they got 11 points with a handful of games to go.
Rams fans be like...

 
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One.

Our first remote control TV wasn't all that remote... the controls were permanently fixed to the telly via a 5ft long cable!  
I just haven't met you yet!

I wasn't being entirely serious 

It would be easy (but hear me out!) for some fans to just dismiss Accrington Stanley FC as a small time/tinpot club!
What with the timeless Milk Ad jokes, the tiny ground, uncovered terrace, away fans taking up more than half of the attendance, the apparent lack of programme outlets, what appears to be a sore-loser of a manager... and even free matchday parking on the doorstep!
But I get the impression... sadly and shamefully having never had the pleasure to attend a match there, to witness it for myself... that they are right up there with the classiest of clubs!
The warm welcome by their fans... and stewards... at and around the ground appears to be an every (match)day experience, and not just for show for a big game (ie, An FA Cup game against a former big club who used to be famous!) 
What appears to be an ongoing habit of their SLO going on oppo forums with very useful and welcome advice/info in the week running up to matchday.
Decent Ale and award winning pies.
A weedy-looking man, ambassadorial by demeanour, albeit c. 5'2" in height, wearing "Double Denim" waistcoat adorned with each and every ASFC lapel badge ever produced, pointing and shouting "seats to the right, standing to the left" as you enter the ground.  (Sorry, but until I am fortunate enough to witness the facts in person, this image remains!)
Gotta say... not for the first time... I am left with the overwhelming impression that ASFC ooze class throughout, and if I was in anyway associated with them (Which I most definitely am not, I hasten to say!), I would be very proud of that association, and very proud of my club.
There is more than one definition of the word "Massive".  One of which includes the reference to ASFC as an example!  Well done to you all, and a big thumbs up to Mr Stanley himself, who should be immensely proud of himself, his approach to his job, and his club as a whole.
 
Bravo, ASFC!
 

No better 
On
Tuesdays,
Thursdays.
Sundays.
 
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... Take it as a Warne-ing, we're winning awaaay!