Mucker1884

Third verse...
If you're on the sick,
Or have a big booo-ooo-t on
Ignore your doctor,
And sit down away.

There was a lady behind you who wanted to sit down mate.

You sit down away,
You sit down awaaaay, how poo must you be, you sit down away.
Unless you’re too old,
Or have a bad baaaaaack.
or just a short arse, then sit down away.
 

I didn't know he was a Rams fan.
I also didn't realise he was 63.  I have to say, I sincerely hope I look that good at 63!   ?

"Treecards for Treetards"
 
Quite catchy, that!  ?

Cooper looking good ? You need Specsavers ?

I like that.  
Not something I'd considered before, but a very good point.  
 
"If a player is not interfering with play, then they shouldn't be on the pitch"  to paraphrase one former esteemed Quarndon resident.

Chelsea bought him for 200 million

Don't buy the tabloids that continually cover them.
Don't show them any more respect than you would do for anyone else.
Vote for parties who would strip most of their unearned wealth.
Don't queue up for hours to walk past a coffin so you can tell other people you did it.
Don't go to the weddings/funerals of this weird, aristocratic family.
Ignore them, then hopefully they will go away.

Offside should be offside. No 'not interfering with play' nonesense. I've always wondered why a forward can be deemed not intefering with play but a defender cannot, i.e. if a defender is across the opposite side of the pitch and would not be able to get across in time to make a challenge, then he should be deemed not interfering with play and therefore it's offside?
All the current rule does is add another layer of subjectivity to offside decisions.
 

Sloppy in parts.
Bird with a helping hand.
Not always on top.
Only just held out long enough.
Was great to come from behind.
That final blow brought such a scream of delight.
 
Yeah.  All in all, a successful afternoon...  even if I do say so myself.
 
 
 
... How'd the footy go?  ?

So true.
I remember when they partied on the cobbles after voting Victoria in, I thought "This ain't gonna end well".
Well, they ain't laughing now, are they!*
 
 
 
 
*for very good reason.  
 

Sold by the administrators last March.

I am saying sorry for causing upset never meant to happen but I understand with why you got upset by me but I just like having a good time like angie explained to me why some of like to sit down I will try and not upset some of you.
So please to my sorry bottom of my heart.

There was talk on RD about stubbing his toe in the ground?  (I'm not watching any TV version).
Maybe... and bear with me on this one, as it may well come as a shock... but maybe Sibbo was just being honest, and not looking to be awarded a penalty that never was?  ?‍♂️
Some of us have been crying out for more honesty from pro-footballers for nigh on two decades now, so good on Sibbo, if the above is indeed a refection of the truth? ?‍♂️

Don't know if you have extra powers when it comes to post editing time restrictions, but you may wish to alter one letter in that one word I've emboldened? 
Might help avoid any confusion?  
Feel free to delete this post, once you're sorted.   ?

Sloppy in parts.
Bird with a helping hand.
Not always on top.
Only just held out long enough.
Was great to come from behind.
That final blow brought such a scream of delight.
 
Yeah.  All in all, a successful afternoon...  even if I do say so myself.
 
 
 
... How'd the footy go?  ?

This should keep the away fans on the edge of their seats!  ?

Sloppy in parts.
Bird with a helping hand.
Not always on top.
Only just held out long enough.
Was great to come from behind.
That final blow brought such a scream of delight.
 
Yeah.  All in all, a successful afternoon...  even if I do say so myself.
 
 
 
... How'd the footy go?  ?

There was talk on RD about stubbing his toe in the ground?  (I'm not watching any TV version).
Maybe... and bear with me on this one, as it may well come as a shock... but maybe Sibbo was just being honest, and not looking to be awarded a penalty that never was?  ?‍♂️
Some of us have been crying out for more honesty from pro-footballers for nigh on two decades now, so good on Sibbo, if the above is indeed a refection of the truth? ?‍♂️

Sloppy in parts.
Bird with a helping hand.
Not always on top.
Only just held out long enough.
Was great to come from behind.
That final blow brought such a scream of delight.
 
Yeah.  All in all, a successful afternoon...  even if I do say so myself.
 
 
 
... How'd the footy go?  ?

Sloppy in parts.
Bird with a helping hand.
Not always on top.
Only just held out long enough.
Was great to come from behind.
That final blow brought such a scream of delight.
 
Yeah.  All in all, a successful afternoon...  even if I do say so myself.
 
 
 
... How'd the footy go?  ?

Sloppy in parts.
Bird with a helping hand.
Not always on top.
Only just held out long enough.
Was great to come from behind.
That final blow brought such a scream of delight.
 
Yeah.  All in all, a successful afternoon...  even if I do say so myself.
 
 
 
... How'd the footy go?  ?

Sloppy in parts.
Bird with a helping hand.
Not always on top.
Only just held out long enough.
Was great to come from behind.
That final blow brought such a scream of delight.
 
Yeah.  All in all, a successful afternoon...  even if I do say so myself.
 
 
 
... How'd the footy go?  ?