Inverurie Ram Posted July 23 Share Posted July 23 We dig up diamonds by the score A thousand rubies, sometimes more But we do know what we dig him for We dig dig dig a dig dig Ken-zo! Ken-zo! Ken-zo, Ken-zo, Ken-zo Ken-zo, Ken-zo It's home from work we go (Whistling) Ken-zo……………. Srg, DE56Ram, Eoghan1884 and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uttoxram75 Posted July 23 Share Posted July 23 14 minutes ago, Inverurie Ram said: We dig up diamonds by the score A thousand rubies, sometimes more But we do know what we dig him for We dig dig dig a dig dig Ken-zo! Ken-zo! Ken-zo, Ken-zo, Ken-zo Ken-zo, Ken-zo It's home from work we go (Whistling) Ken-zo……………. Boycie, angieram, De22Ram and 8 others 2 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ambitious Posted July 23 Share Posted July 23 I have no doubts the Phil Foden England chant will get ripped off by us this season and Kenzo seems to be the most likely option. I, for one, don't envisage the south stand whistling in harmony anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uttoxram75 Posted July 23 Share Posted July 23 19 minutes ago, Ambitious said: I have no doubts the Phil Foden England chant will get ripped off by us this season and Kenzo seems to be the most likely option. I, for one, don't envisage the south stand whistling in harmony anyway. Half of us don't have enough teeth to whistle tbf Scott129, EtoileSportiveDeDerby and archram 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red_ram Posted July 23 Share Posted July 23 1 hour ago, Inverurie Ram said: We dig up diamonds by the score A thousand rubies, sometimes more But we do know what we dig him for We dig dig dig a dig dig Ken-zo! Ken-zo! Ken-zo, Ken-zo, Ken-zo Ken-zo, Ken-zo It's home from work we go (Whistling) Ken-zo……………. Go to bed, you’re drunk De22Ram and jono 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RadioactiveWaste Posted July 24 Share Posted July 24 Kenzo, He's a dynamo Kenzo, Goldmine of football, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadAmster Posted July 24 Share Posted July 24 If the deal goes through... I beg your pardon, he's Jacob Zetterstrom from Djurgarden, a big ray of sunshine, he'll give strikers a really hard time, so smile all the while, let's be jolly, trying to beat him is pure folly, strikers give it your best shot if you can, you won't beat Zetterstrom from Djurgarden. DE56Ram 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Srg Posted July 24 Share Posted July 24 9 minutes ago, MadAmster said: If the deal goes through... I beg your pardon, he's Jacob Zetterstrom from Djurgarden, a big ray of sunshine, he'll give strikers a really hard time, so smile all the while, let's be jolly, trying to beat him is pure folly, strikers give it your best shot if you can, you won't beat Zetterstrom from Djurgarden. JWZ chant will be Right Said Fred - I'm Too Sexy He's too sexy for his hat, too sexy for his hat... Carl Sagan and Artram 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i-Ram Posted July 24 Share Posted July 24 5 minutes ago, Srg said: JWZ chant will be Right Said Fred - I'm Too Sexy He's too sexy for his hat, too sexy for his hat... You alright fella. Has your girlfriend left you? This must be the 4th or 5th post you have guided us how good looking or sexy JWZ is. I do hope he signs otherwise you are going to be in bits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Srg Posted July 24 Share Posted July 24 Just now, i-Ram said: You alright fella. Has your girlfriend left you? This must be the 4th or 5th post you have guided us how good looking or sexy JWZ is. I do hope he signs otherwise you are going to be in bits. I am just envious. I thought you, of all people, with Clooney as your pic might appreciate him. i-Ram 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keepyuppy Posted July 24 Share Posted July 24 Chants need to be snappy or passionate or funny - if you need to have a song sheet to learn the lyrics, they’re not going to take off are they,,,,,,,,,, 🐏🤗 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i-Ram Posted July 24 Share Posted July 24 23 minutes ago, Srg said: I am just envious. I thought you, of all people, with Clooney as your pic might appreciate him. The only similarity between me and Clooney is that we are both plastic fans. Srg 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inverurie Ram Posted July 24 Author Share Posted July 24 (edited) 26 minutes ago, Keepyuppy said: Chants need to be snappy or passionate or funny - if you need to have a song sheet to learn the lyrics, they’re not going to take off are they,,,,,,,,,, 🐏🤗 (For our lot it’s:-) …..Ken-zo, Ken-zo (For those that want to try a little bit harder 🙂 Ken-zo, Ken-zo It's home from work we go @Red_ram I wish I was drunk and I wish I was in bed, but I’m too busy whistling whilst I work, Ken-zo, Ken-zo …It’s home from work we go. @Keepyuppy nothing at our club takes off, we just rip off every other club’s songs that are dull as there football……… Ps…..anyone seen Snow White or have our youth sniffed her to bits 🤣 Edited July 24 by Inverurie Ram Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IlsonDerby Posted July 24 Share Posted July 24 9 hours ago, Ambitious said: I have no doubts the Phil Foden England chant will get ripped off by us this season and Kenzo seems to be the most likely option. I, for one, don't envisage the south stand whistling in harmony anyway. If south stand all try whistling at same time im wearing my water proof Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inverurie Ram Posted July 24 Author Share Posted July 24 “stick you whistling up your @rse” Now here’s a classic and I’m whistling it all the way from Inverurie to Derby on the overnight bus to cheer on the mighty rams and I couldn’t give a jot if the Derby computer geeky nerds and not going to join in !!!!!” Bus driver is going to love it !!! 🤣 and so is Batman! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roboto Posted July 24 Share Posted July 24 (edited) Surely the Kenzo chant is to the tune of Dutch one hit wonders 2unlimired - No limit Kenzo Kenzo Kenzo Kenzo Kenzo Kenzo Kenzo Hood Mine I’ve done the last bit phonetically to help out some of those who are still calling him Good minge 😅 You can even do the second bit of the song with na-na bit and replace the “techno techno techno techno” line with “Kenzo Kenzo Kenzo Kenzo” Edited July 24 by roboto Derby4Me 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thierry Ennui Posted July 24 Share Posted July 24 24 minutes ago, roboto said: Surely the Kenzo chant is to the tune of Dutch one hit wonders 2unlimired - No limit Kenzo Kenzo Kenzo Kenzo Kenzo Kenzo Kenzo Hood Mine I’ve done the last bit phonetically to help out some of those who are still calling him Good minge 😅 You can even do the second bit of the song with na-na bit and replace the “techno techno techno techno” line with “Kenzo Kenzo Kenzo Kenzo” Much more realistic. I'm always amazed how many people post entire verses of songs thinking a group of South Standers are going to study and learn them. "Here's the first seven verses of 1979 from the Smashing Pumpkins with mentions of "Jerry Yates" forced in, can't wait to hear it sung loud and proud by 25k." Day 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MackworthRamIsGod Posted July 24 Share Posted July 24 https://youtu.be/Fsd_mWRkEuc?si=NU4TmkPrJL6079eh We should do this in the North Stand as a show of support for our Dutch Comrade. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott129 Posted July 24 Share Posted July 24 (edited) I liked the 'it's magic you know / Kenzo, Ebou and Ozoh' suggestion. One of the better ones I've seen on here (it's a very low bar). Edited July 24 by Scott129 Bessie1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day Posted July 24 Share Posted July 24 Anyone know how big his manhood is, can we get that in there somewhere? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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