LN747 Posted August 11, 2023 Share Posted August 11, 2023 Anyone else had this hilarious problem, or is it just i? Yes you've guessed it , you hear a chant and get the words wrong which can cause an awful lot of gaffawing amongst your family when you sing it out in the shower , in the south stand toilets or in the que for a veggie falafeal wrap at Forests Green Rovers. So as a starter for 10 i have been thinking that the NML chant goes...."he's got no neck but he's got a massive hand" Also thought the Cashin song went "his calves really massive..." But the one that creases me the most is the time i was sat next to a young whipper snapper at the playoffs v Brighton- we were all singing Que sera sera, but this lado was singing Say sarah sarah - oh how we laughed...so much so i dropped my cheese and broccoli quiche and chicken and mushroom vol au vonts on the steps of the north stand, terrible mess... Smashing BHA in the playoffs, good times , oh how i long for those days of Hughes Hendrix, Bryson , Russell...... vonwright, Ellafella, Steve How Hard? and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ram-Alf Posted August 11, 2023 Share Posted August 11, 2023 (edited) Yeh this one DCFCFANS is the host All the members are able to post There's still some players who's heads do swivel Another thread that's full of drivel Edited August 11, 2023 by The Last Post Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LN747 Posted August 11, 2023 Author Share Posted August 11, 2023 8 minutes ago, The Last Post said: Yeh this one DCFCFANS is the host All the members are able to post There's still some players who's heads do swivel Another thread that's full of drivel Brilliant, That is the new chant everyone has been asking for!!! South stand take it away Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Van der MoodHoover Posted August 11, 2023 Share Posted August 11, 2023 I keep hearing what sounds like "We've got the league 1 guardiola.." Surely I'm mishearing...? Ellafella and Bris Vegas 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bris Vegas Posted August 11, 2023 Share Posted August 11, 2023 Paul Warne’s a football genius duh duh duh duh Norman and Van der MoodHoover 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8Leeds Posted August 11, 2023 Share Posted August 11, 2023 As a kid I mistook the old Jim Smith chant. Instead of “Barmy Army, Bald Eagles, Barmy Army” I heard “Barmy Army, Bald He Goes, Barmy Army” LN747 and Ellafella 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jram Posted August 11, 2023 Share Posted August 11, 2023 I vividly remember Bolton away in about 2002 and the derby fans chanting “we’ve got five minutes to go”. I was absolutely baffled as there was about 25 minutes left. Dad explained to me on the way home it was “we’ve got Fabrizio” taffyram and Dordogne-Ram 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EnigmaRam Posted August 11, 2023 Share Posted August 11, 2023 4 hours ago, LN747 said: Anyone else had this hilarious problem, or is it just i? Yes you've guessed it , you hear a chant and get the words wrong which can cause an awful lot of gaffawing amongst your family when you sing it out in the shower , in the south stand toilets or in the que for a veggie falafeal wrap at Forests Green Rovers. So as a starter for 10 i have been thinking that the NML chant goes...."he's got no neck but he's got a massive hand" Also thought the Cashin song went "his calves really massive..." But the one that creases me the most is the time i was sat next to a young whipper snapper at the playoffs v Brighton- we were all singing Que sera sera, but this lado was singing Say sarah sarah - oh how we laughed...so much so i dropped my cheese and broccoli quiche and chicken and mushroom vol au vonts on the steps of the north stand, terrible mess... Smashing BHA in the playoffs, good times , oh how i long for those days of Hughes Hendrix, Bryson , Russell...... Jimi played for us? No wonder the chants are a mess Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gee SCREAMER !! Posted August 11, 2023 Share Posted August 11, 2023 48 minutes ago, Jram said: I vividly remember Bolton away in about 2002 and the derby fans chanting “we’ve got five minutes to go”. I was absolutely baffled as there was about 25 minutes left. Dad explained to me on the way home it was “we’ve got Fabrizio” YOU'VE GOT F***ALLIO uttoxram75 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gee SCREAMER !! Posted August 11, 2023 Share Posted August 11, 2023 34 minutes ago, EnigmaRam said: Jimi played for us? No wonder the chants are a mess Possibly, his fiancée was from Normanton. BaaLocks 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uttoxram75 Posted August 12, 2023 Share Posted August 12, 2023 4 hours ago, Van der MoodHoover said: I keep hearing what sounds like "We've got the league 1 guardiola.." Surely I'm mishearing...? That will only get louder and louder as the season goes on. Make sure you know the words! #autos Premier ram and Van der MoodHoover 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uttoxram75 Posted August 12, 2023 Share Posted August 12, 2023 1 hour ago, Gee SCREAMER !! said: YOU'VE GOT F***ALLIO Loved that at the time, We've got Fabrizio, you've got feckallio..... Gee SCREAMER !! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bris Vegas Posted August 12, 2023 Share Posted August 12, 2023 8 hours ago, 8Leeds said: As a kid I mistook the old Jim Smith chant. Instead of “Barmy Army, Bald Eagles, Barmy Army” I heard “Barmy Army, Bald He Goes, Barmy Army” I always thought it was “Bald Eagle, Carbonari.” 8Leeds 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mucker1884 Posted August 12, 2023 Share Posted August 12, 2023 Turns out, the actual words are... They docked us 21 points, But we don't give a F***, 'Cos we are Derby County, In League One we'll be stuck! 👀 Dean (hick) Saunders, bcnram and Walkley Ram 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
angieram Posted August 12, 2023 Share Posted August 12, 2023 16 hours ago, LN747 said: Anyone else had this hilarious problem, or is it just i? Yes you've guessed it , you hear a chant and get the words wrong which can cause an awful lot of gaffawing amongst your family when you sing it out in the shower , in the south stand toilets or in the que for a veggie falafeal wrap at Forests Green Rovers. So as a starter for 10 i have been thinking that the NML chant goes...."he's got no neck but he's got a massive hand" Also thought the Cashin song went "his calves really massive..." But the one that creases me the most is the time i was sat next to a young whipper snapper at the playoffs v Brighton- we were all singing Que sera sera, but this lado was singing Say sarah sarah - oh how we laughed...so much so i dropped my cheese and broccoli quiche and chicken and mushroom vol au vonts on the steps of the north stand, terrible mess... Smashing BHA in the playoffs, good times , oh how i long for those days of Hughes Hendrix, Bryson , Russell...... The original suggestion for the Cashin chant WAS about his calves (which would have been witty) until the South Stand got hold of it. Now it's just banal. Ellafella and i-Ram 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CBRammette Posted August 12, 2023 Share Posted August 12, 2023 4 hours ago, Mucker1884 said: Turns out, the actual words are... They docked us 21 points, But we don't give a F***, 'Cos we are Derby County, In League One we'll be stuck! 👀 I like it - shows humour and we can laugh at ourselves Mucker1884 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 12, 2023 Share Posted August 12, 2023 There are a couple of “translations” I used to do to for my lad when naughty words were shouted and he wanted to know what was being said One was “your support is f*****g s**t” was translated into “your supporters come in ships” He didn’t seem to cotton on to the meaningless nature of the translations for years… Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 12, 2023 Share Posted August 12, 2023 5 minutes ago, Andrew1 said: There are a couple of “translations” I used to do to for my lad when naughty words were shouted and he wanted to know what was being said One was “your support is f*****g s**t” was translated into “your supporters come in ships” He didn’t seem to cotton on to the meaningless nature of the translations for years… Funny how the same applies to song lyrics I never cared to figure out as a kid... At least your "come in ships" explanation could have been plausible for matches vs. Southampton, Middlesbrough, Hull etc. Useful general knowledge you'd be imparting there too 🤣 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiggerB Posted August 12, 2023 Share Posted August 12, 2023 I always wondered why Stan Collymore would want to break his clucking egg? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SSD Posted August 12, 2023 Share Posted August 12, 2023 Do wah diddy diddy dum diddy do. Falling on defenders, missing one or two. Big boo, runs fine James Collins on my mind And he skies it one more time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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