Wolfie Posted April 19, 2021 Share Posted April 19, 2021 Along the lines of "Life's too short to drink bad wine" It occurred to me this weekend, while doing some jobs, that life is far too short to buy cheap bin bags. Any others? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BaaLocks Posted April 19, 2021 Share Posted April 19, 2021 Life's too short to book a ticket for the 2082 World Cup final Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BaaLocks Posted April 19, 2021 Share Posted April 19, 2021 Life's too short to worry about the Hale-Bopp comet (next expected to be visible in the year 4,380) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turk Thrust Posted April 19, 2021 Share Posted April 19, 2021 Life’s too short to worry about matching socks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richinspain Posted April 19, 2021 Share Posted April 19, 2021 Life's too short to REALLY worry if Derby County get relegated or not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sage Posted April 19, 2021 Share Posted April 19, 2021 go on the Coronavirus thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grumpy Git Posted April 19, 2021 Share Posted April 19, 2021 ............. ever worry about being invited into the ESL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteHorseRam Posted April 19, 2021 Share Posted April 19, 2021 3 hours ago, richinspain said: Life's too short to REALLY worry if Derby County get relegated or not. Don't worry about it, be happy. Drink more beer. Fear of Relegation is the Derby fans' lifelong health condition. I would rather that be the case than be a whey-faced Dweeb Man City fan from Basingstoke, looking forward to his ESL times, sat in his bedroom self-pleasuring himself into oblivion Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cisse Posted April 19, 2021 Share Posted April 19, 2021 Life is too short to drink bad beer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coneheadjohn Posted April 19, 2021 Share Posted April 19, 2021 8 hours ago, Wolfie said: buy cheap bin bags. I can’t think of a worse thing to do,always ends in a disaster. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sage Posted April 19, 2021 Share Posted April 19, 2021 Eat own brand Jaffa Cakes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gee SCREAMER !! Posted April 19, 2021 Share Posted April 19, 2021 ...be constipated. Even once a weeks probably an extra hour on the pan every month Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Highgate Posted April 19, 2021 Share Posted April 19, 2021 7 hours ago, WhiteHorseRam said: I would rather that be the case than be a whey-faced Dweeb Man City fan from Basingstoke, looking forward to his ESL times, sat in his bedroom self-pleasuring himself into oblivion To be honest that part doesn't sound too bad to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i-Ram Posted April 20, 2021 Share Posted April 20, 2021 Life’s too short to be worrying about dwarfism. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteHorseRam Posted April 20, 2021 Share Posted April 20, 2021 2 minutes ago, i-Ram said: Life’s too short to be worrying about dwarfism. Uh oh, watch out, there'll be a memo ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuespachRam Posted April 20, 2021 Share Posted April 20, 2021 On 19/04/2021 at 06:18, Turk Thrust said: Life’s too short to worry about matching socks Too right it is, I reckon I have saved weeks of my life by never pairing socks. also.... life is too short to wash your hair more than once a year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brammie Steve Posted April 20, 2021 Share Posted April 20, 2021 On 19/04/2021 at 11:18, Turk Thrust said: Life’s too short to worry about matching socks I leave things like that to the sock fairy! She picks them up, washes them, pairs them up, and puts them back in the cupboard. If they don't match it's her fault, not mine anyway! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mostyn6 Posted April 20, 2021 Share Posted April 20, 2021 Cupboard @Brammie Steve? life’s to short to not own a sock drawer! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mostyn6 Posted April 20, 2021 Share Posted April 20, 2021 Life’s too short to keep telling people at work that <insert opponent name> are one of our bogey sides! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brammie Steve Posted April 20, 2021 Share Posted April 20, 2021 50 minutes ago, Mostyn6 said: Cupboard @Brammie Steve? life’s to short to not own a sock drawer! I use an old shoe box TBH! Now't posh about me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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