Bubbles Posted December 12, 2019 Share Posted December 12, 2019 1 minute ago, Van Cone De Head said: Will you ring in sick for me when I need a day off please. "Alright mate? Van Cone De Head won't be able to come into work today as his pet fish contracted diabetes so he needs to take him to the vets" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mucker1884 Posted December 12, 2019 Share Posted December 12, 2019 2 hours ago, Squid said: To be fair I'll give you 17 reasons why he may of arrived 5 mins before the game. 1. Car wouldn't start 2. Needed to go get fuel 3. Had to let the dog out 4. Had to find the cat 5. Had to feed the dogs and cats 6. Argument with the missus 7. TRAFFIC 8. More traffic 9. Brexit 10. His car was being serviced 11. Was finishing his tea 12. Burnt his oven cooked meal so had to nip to the chippy 13. Dog did business on the floor and he had to clean it up 14. He fell down the stairs 15. Was at the gym 16. Boiler broke 17. Had a nap and was late Why does it matter to you? My money is on No 18... The lads in the Players Box suddenly realised there was an empty seat, so feeling guilty, they reluctantly asked around, managed to get Bielik's number off HR, and reluctantly texted him a last-minute invite. Obviously the screeching tyres were due to his excitement at finally being considered "a mate"... or so he thought! #conspiracymyarse (Was that one too many "reluctantly"s? No, I don't think it was!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubbles Posted December 12, 2019 Share Posted December 12, 2019 I don't know which thread is funnier, this or the Forum legend Toppers' thread. Toppers was simple but sweet and this one is just ridiculous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tamworthram Posted December 12, 2019 Share Posted December 12, 2019 I think you're all being very unfair in your treatment of DCFC27. We should admire him and take a leaf out of his book and try much harder at turning a non story (and in the absence of knowing any of the facts) in to a dig at one of our players. Come on guys, get your act together. There must be loads of other examples out there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldtimeram Posted December 12, 2019 Share Posted December 12, 2019 13 hours ago, DCFC27 said: Noticed a £140k Mercedes G wagon screech round the corner into the car park this evening 5 minutes before kick off, out gets Bielik who just strolls into the ground looking very big time Charlie didn’t acknowledge any of the staff opening the door for him etc. To a player that has yet to prove himself in this league, what’s he doing arriving 5 minutes before the game? Injured or not he should have been in amongst the lads in the team talks etc. Most modern day footballers are arrogant toe rags Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve How Hard? Posted December 12, 2019 Share Posted December 12, 2019 "Bielek comes late into the box" would have been a far better thread title. You need some work before you become a tabloid journalist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaspode Posted December 12, 2019 Share Posted December 12, 2019 21 minutes ago, Tamworthram said: I think you're all being very unfair in your treatment of DCFC27. We should admire him and take a leaf out of his book and try much harder at turning a non story (and in the absence of knowing any of the facts) in to a dig at one of our players. Come on guys, get your act together. There must be loads of other examples out there. Now that's being a bit cruel - he's already told us that he's confident he has a slightly better insight than the rest of us (not sure how he backs that up mind you)....we should therefore take him at his word. He's confident that there's something wrong with Beilik's mindset and now he has found the proof to back up his suspicions. Seems to me that he's got him banged to rights.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coneheadjohn Posted December 12, 2019 Share Posted December 12, 2019 55 minutes ago, Squid said: "Alright mate? Van Cone De Head won't be able to come into work today as his pet fish contracted diabetes so he needs to take him to the vets" Brilliant ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nottingram Posted December 12, 2019 Share Posted December 12, 2019 2 hours ago, DCFC27 said: Haha mate you’re not really getting it are you... A) it does. B) waiting for a mate, all you need to know is I was close enough. C) my point is fella he doesn’t exactly seem engaged with the lads if he’s turning up that late. This could be a big source of our problems this season because I’ve seen no sign of a team spirit . don’t think it’s me not getting it ‘fella’ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThePrisoner Posted December 12, 2019 Share Posted December 12, 2019 6 minutes ago, nottingram said: don’t think it’s me not getting it ‘fella’ Had Bielik turned up an hour before kick off, we would've won 3-0 don't you know! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nottingram Posted December 12, 2019 Share Posted December 12, 2019 6 minutes ago, ThePrisoner said: Had Bielik turned up an hour before kick off, we would've won 3-0 don't you know! Or if he drove a Renault Megane Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rammy03 Posted December 12, 2019 Share Posted December 12, 2019 Mason mount was there last night, wonder what he was thinking Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThePrisoner Posted December 12, 2019 Share Posted December 12, 2019 1 minute ago, Rammy03 said: Mason mount was there last night, wonder what he was thinking "Why is Bielik only rocking up at 7:40 and not before hand!?" I reckon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mucker1884 Posted December 12, 2019 Share Posted December 12, 2019 17 minutes ago, Rammy03 said: Mason mount was there last night, wonder what he was thinking "Why did you have to go and invite Bielik?" would me my guess! ...But then I love a good conspiracy! :-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hintonsboots Posted December 12, 2019 Share Posted December 12, 2019 41 minutes ago, Rammy03 said: Mason mount was there last night, wonder what he was thinking Am I at the Notts Co game by mistake ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkFruitsRam7 Posted December 12, 2019 Share Posted December 12, 2019 2 hours ago, oldtimeram said: Most modern day footballers are arrogant toe rags What an absolute load of poo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldtimeram Posted December 12, 2019 Share Posted December 12, 2019 23 minutes ago, DarkFruitsRam7 said: What an absolute load of poo. Many are spoilt brats with so much money they know what to do with it. Live in ivory towers and not in the real world either Back in the 1970s fans could relate to players but not now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dimmu Posted December 12, 2019 Share Posted December 12, 2019 Just now, oldtimeram said: Many are spoilt brats with so much money they know what to do with it. Live in ivory towers and not in the real world either Back in the 1970s fans could relate to players but not now Speak for yourself. As a spoiled brat myself I find myself more in connection with modern day footballers than ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkFruitsRam7 Posted December 12, 2019 Share Posted December 12, 2019 3 minutes ago, oldtimeram said: Many are spoilt brats with so much money they know what to do with it. Live in ivory towers and not in the real world either Back in the 1970s fans could relate to players but not now There's a difference between money creating a barrier between players and fans, and players being 'arrogant toerags'. The former is true, but the latter is grossly unjust. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldtimeram Posted December 12, 2019 Share Posted December 12, 2019 1 minute ago, Dimmu said: Speak for yourself. As a spoiled brat myself I find myself more in connection with modern day footballers than ever. Good for you I say. Glad you think that way. Personally, I relate more to the Hector's, Hinton's and O'Hare's of this World Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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