dog Posted May 14, 2019 Share Posted May 14, 2019 So. With my wife about to be fifty I had arranged a variety of do's . Unfortunately the first is tomorrow night and the next is on the date of the final All booked just before Christmas. I don't want to spend the time watching my phone Ideas? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G STAR RAM Posted May 14, 2019 Share Posted May 14, 2019 1 minute ago, dog said: So. With my wife about to be fifty I had arranged a variety of do's . Unfortunately the first is tomorrow night and the next is on the date of the final All booked just before Christmas. I don't want to spend the time watching my phone Ideas? Quickie divorce Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Philmycock Posted May 14, 2019 Share Posted May 14, 2019 Divorce? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Millenniumram Posted May 14, 2019 Share Posted May 14, 2019 I know a birthday present... divorce papers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaltRam Posted May 14, 2019 Share Posted May 14, 2019 I was so in with the divorce line. Beaten by fractions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted May 14, 2019 Share Posted May 14, 2019 A calender? No use now obviously. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mucker1884 Posted May 14, 2019 Share Posted May 14, 2019 4 minutes ago, dog said: So. With my wife about to be fifty I had arranged a variety of do's . Unfortunately the first is tomorrow night and the next is on the date of the final All booked just before Christmas. I don't want to spend the time watching my phone Ideas? Telly? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minesahartington Posted May 14, 2019 Share Posted May 14, 2019 Hide and seek? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sage Posted May 14, 2019 Share Posted May 14, 2019 Hiring a personal escort for your wife would be cheaper than a divorce. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RadioactiveWaste Posted May 14, 2019 Share Posted May 14, 2019 Compartmentalise. Block it from your mind entirely. Do the right thing, you know what you have to do. Then catch up with birthday wife stuff after. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B4ev6is Posted May 14, 2019 Share Posted May 14, 2019 Site seeing around london then go to the game simples. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ellafella Posted May 14, 2019 Share Posted May 14, 2019 38 minutes ago, dog said: So. With my wife about to be fifty I had arranged a variety of do's . Unfortunately the first is tomorrow night and the next is on the date of the final All booked just before Christmas. I don't want to spend the time watching my phone Ideas? Quickie divorce. If you file it tonight it’ll be done & dusted by noon tomorrow. Hey Presto....see you at Elland Rd circa 7:45. ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TuffLuff Posted May 14, 2019 Share Posted May 14, 2019 Has anyone suggested divorce yet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inglorius Posted May 14, 2019 Share Posted May 14, 2019 Full frontal lobotomy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RadioactiveWaste Posted May 14, 2019 Share Posted May 14, 2019 4 minutes ago, Inglorius said: Full frontal lobotomy? How's turning him into a Leeds fan going to help! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl Sagan Posted May 14, 2019 Share Posted May 14, 2019 Your present to her is to give her space after all these years. Let her party with her friends while you stay out of the way, as the generous super-husband you are. Or you could just do the decent thing and organize a quickie divorce. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inverurie Ram Posted May 14, 2019 Share Posted May 14, 2019 Do all those romantic things you dirty @dog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
De22Ram Posted May 14, 2019 Share Posted May 14, 2019 1 hour ago, dog said: So. With my wife about to be fifty I had arranged a variety of do's . Unfortunately the first is tomorrow night and the next is on the date of the final All booked just before Christmas. I don't want to spend the time watching my phone Ideas? Explain the situation and tell her if she lets you listen/watch the game, youll do whatever she wants in the bedroom, anything, whatever she says, you have to do! Same again if we win! or if its a surprise, move it to another night? ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sith Happens Posted May 15, 2019 Share Posted May 15, 2019 5 hours ago, De22Ram said: Explain the situation and tell her if she lets you listen/watch the game, youll do whatever she wants in the bedroom, anything, whatever she says, you have to do! Same again if we win! or if its a surprise, move it to another night? ? You do realise 'anything' in the bedroom is likely to involve a paint brush, wallpaper and new curtains. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phuket Ram Posted May 15, 2019 Share Posted May 15, 2019 6 hours ago, Inglorius said: Full frontal lobotomy? He'd never get away with it. Someone might notice his wife's sudden change in temperament.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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