Phuket Ram Posted May 15, 2019 Share Posted May 15, 2019 Do what I do when I need to take the day off work: Simply tell her that you won't be going out because "the voices in my head told me to stay home and polish the guns." Nobody's every challenged me ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BathRam72 Posted May 15, 2019 Share Posted May 15, 2019 Scheidung Translate it from German. Sorted Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dog Posted May 15, 2019 Author Share Posted May 15, 2019 Just back from the opera. Did I miss anything? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ilkleyram Posted May 15, 2019 Share Posted May 15, 2019 On 14/05/2019 at 22:15, dog said: So. With my wife about to be fifty I had arranged a variety of do's . Unfortunately the first is tomorrow night and the next is on the date of the final All booked just before Christmas. I don't want to spend the time watching my phone Ideas? Forgery. You go, tomorrow morning so that she doesn't make any link to tonight's match, to the secret drawer where you keep her birth certificate. In short the certificate needs to be taken somewhere to make her 49 in 2019 and there are bound to be decent chaps in Derby that can make the appropriate alteration for you, for less than the price of a Wembley ticket. You then make all the right noises. Darling, I know you/we enjoyed the opera last night and I'm planning a major celebration for your 50th in June next year (produce the certificate). I've also arranged a special bank holiday weekend away with the girls/family/dogs (fill in as appropriate) so that you can celebrate your last year in your 40s because you are special. Foolproof. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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