Lampard and the Chelsea job

[eddie]

1 minute ago, inter politics said:

Who cares. It's yesterdays news now or was it 48 hrs

Another?

[Mucker1884]

2 minutes ago, ossieram said:

I don't know if anyone else has mentioned this because I skip 10 pages at a time, But it seems we have a comedian running the forum with his Schtart new topic tab.

Schkip... "Schkip 10 pages"... got it now?     :-)

[Don't Panic]

@eddie how long does it take to brew Dutch beer ?   I might as well start a new hobby and make a batch!  

Might get to pour the first pint before they get round to Chelsea announcing

[Van der MoodHoover]

43 minutes ago, philmycock said:

Bye Frank ?

Sky Sports pundit by Christmas 

Well it's the season....

Frank incensed......?

[atherstoneram]

Advance 1 month -- out in town with the wife and pass 2 blokes talking, i say to the wife they are Derby fans, she says how do you know, i reply because everything they say starts sch

[TuffLuff]

Can they get this sorted? I’m waiting for it to be announced so I can go and wash the dishes...

[inter politics]

Announce it on ceefax or teletext. Bamber boozler would do a better job

[eddie]

3 minutes ago, Mucker1884 said:

Schkip... "Schkip 10 pages"... got it now?     ?

[archram]

1 minute ago, HantsRam said:

Well it's the season....

Frank incensed......?

This is definitely a time when we need a groan emoji!

[hintonsboots]

[Bald Eagle's Barmy Army]

3 minutes ago, atherstoneram said:

Advance 1 month -- out in town with the wife and pass 2 blokes talking, i say to the wife they are Derby fans, she says how do you know, i reply because everything they say starts sch

Can't be Forest fans if they are talking about school

[atherstoneram]

dies it mean i can talk Dutch when i say i am fetching the kids from school

[JfR]

Just now, hintonsboots said:

Appropriate brand of jackhammer, as the Bosch is what Cocu is going to be

[eddie]

3 minutes ago, Don't Panic said:

@eddie how long does it take to brew Dutch beer ?   I might as well start a new hobby and make a batch!  

Might get to pour the first pint before they get round to Chelsea announcing

Same as any other quality beer - 1-2 weeks in primary fermentation, 2-6 weeks in secondary.

[atherstoneram]

Just now, CHCDerby said:

Can't be Forest fans if they are talking about school

beat me to it

[Van der MoodHoover]

2 minutes ago, archram said:

This is definitely a time when we need a groan emoji!

I was just lining you up for my seminal Edinburgh fringe punchline of.....

Gold, Frank incensed and meh.......the latest Chelsea nativity.....?

 

(Available for birthdays anniversaries and bar mitsvahs)

[eddie]

6 minutes ago, archram said:

This is definitely a time when we need a groan emoji!

Stop that now. You're a groan man.

[Carl Sagan]

Go away for a few hours and there are 30 new pages to this thread!

Spotted this saying we "accidentally" released a statement: https://www.dailystar.co.uk/sport/football/789697/Frank-Lampard-Chelsea-statement-announcement-Derby-confirmation

Is that the story? Guessing so.

[Day]

4 minutes ago, eddie said:

Stop that now. You're a groan man.

[SouthernRam]

8am announcement for Chelsea’s #8?