jono Posted October 13, 2018 Share Posted October 13, 2018 2 hours ago, FindernRam said: You think a Berni inn was POSH! Nooooo ! but they didn’t do the Rossini ? and prawns could only be a bit posh if you had avocado with them or if the Marie rose was made with Hellman’s not salad cream but you have given me the opportunity to correct my cake spelling and gateau my way out of that schoolboy error. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RamNut Posted October 13, 2018 Share Posted October 13, 2018 How to tell if you're posh - test 2 you only have sex in the presence of a horse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parsnip Posted October 13, 2018 Author Share Posted October 13, 2018 15 minutes ago, RamNut said: How to tell if you're posh - test 2 you only have sex in the presence of a horse To avoid conflict and friction we ask that members do not discuss politics, religion or sex on dcfcfans.uk, this includes our off topic area. Topics will be locked and posts removed if found to be discussing these subjects. ... Don't make me tell you again @RamNut Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndyinLiverpool Posted October 13, 2018 Share Posted October 13, 2018 1 hour ago, Parsnip said: To avoid conflict and friction we ask that members do not discuss politics, religion or sex on dcfcfans.uk, this includes our off topic area. Topics will be locked and posts removed if found to be discussing these subjects. ... Don't make me tell you again @RamNut Jesus ducking Christ. I bet you get undressed in the dark. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted October 13, 2018 Share Posted October 13, 2018 1 hour ago, RamNut said: How to tell if you're posh - test 2 you only have sex in the presence of a horse I honestly misread that as hearse. Only can get it up with an inheritance due? Proper posh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parsnip Posted October 13, 2018 Author Share Posted October 13, 2018 2 hours ago, AndyinLiverpool said: Jesus ducking Christ. To avoid conflict and friction we ask that members do not discuss politics, religion or sex on dcfcfans.uk, this includes our off topic area. Topics will be locked and posts removed if found to be discussing these subjects. ... WTF Andrew? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
froggg Posted October 14, 2018 Share Posted October 14, 2018 Making gravy without bisto. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RamNut Posted October 14, 2018 Share Posted October 14, 2018 5 minutes ago, froggg said: Making gravy without bisto. Gravy.....thats inherently not posh. It has to be 'jus' as in "oi waiter, can we have a bit more jus on us spuds" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ramsbottom Posted October 15, 2018 Share Posted October 15, 2018 On 05/10/2018 at 21:35, Parsnip said: What's the poshest thing you've ever seen? Today in my local chippy (I was sat playing on my phone waiting for Mrs P's cheese fryit) a pair of posh folk entered and began ordering their food. Let's call them Hugo and Miles. Now when the chippy girl asked them whether they wanted small or large peas, they asked what the size difference was. She showed them the small and large pots and Hugo was intrigued "Ah they're served in these containers are they? What do you think Miles? Will a small one be enough?"... Miles and Hugo are so posh they've managed to reach their mid 40's without ever having seen the two different pea pot sizes that chip shops do. I challenge anyone to have experienced anything as posh as these boys... Pfft. That's nothing, in my local chippy in Sawley someone once paid for a mini fish n chips with their cheque book!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smyth_18 Posted October 15, 2018 Share Posted October 15, 2018 On 13/10/2018 at 21:43, Parsnip said: To avoid conflict and friction we ask that members do not discuss politics, religion or sex on dcfcfans.uk, this includes our off topic area. Topics will be locked and posts removed if found to be discussing these subjects. ... WTF Andrew? He wasn't even being conservative about it. Might be best to send him a PM. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parsnip Posted October 15, 2018 Author Share Posted October 15, 2018 50 minutes ago, Smyth_18 said: He wasn't even being conservative about it. Might be best to send him a PM. Nah. Too labour intensive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuespachRam Posted October 15, 2018 Share Posted October 15, 2018 On 06/10/2018 at 12:54, Angry Ram said: I’m quite posh. Honest. I can confirm this...he is definitely posh. All cockneys are....and he knows that kid from one direction. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted October 15, 2018 Share Posted October 15, 2018 17 minutes ago, MuespachRam said: I can confirm this...he is definitely posh. All cockneys are....and he knows that kid from one direction. Behind, if he's really posh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FindernRam Posted October 15, 2018 Share Posted October 15, 2018 3 hours ago, ramsbottom said: That's nothing, in my local chippy in Sawley someone once paid for a mini fish n chips with their cheque book!!! Might have been me. In order to up my poshness I have copied the royals (tugs forelock!) and gone cashless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Van der MoodHoover Posted October 15, 2018 Share Posted October 15, 2018 1 hour ago, FindernRam said: Might have been me. In order to up my poshness I have copied the royals (tugs forelock!) and gone cashless. I've been married for 20 years and have spent the great majority of those cashless ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ram1964 Posted October 21, 2018 Share Posted October 21, 2018 Posh is subjective, not necessarily reflected in a monetary value.I know hard working down to earth normal working people on average wages that would always sit at a table to eat, and would always use a table cloth,dress the table with glasses side plates,table mats and condiments irrespective of what was being served. Would never dream of eating in front of the tv or even consider having it on during a meal. My mother only drinks from China tea cup and saucer,may be more middle class than posh? Posh can be identified by individual standards and practices to which we perform making me some what of a slob most of the time? although I can put it on in the correct company. My mother-in-law considers me posh because I own my own house so I suppose it's subjective,but she occasionally serves myself little treats such as scones with clotted cream on a doily as she thinks this is what I am accustomed too? not complaining and give her grief for it not being the norm?. Sister in law thinks am posh because I buy quality kitchen paper wipes , don't use a disposable cigarette lighter and enjoy cheese after a meal with my port. Think people some times get posh mixed up with snobbery unless their a posh snob. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parsnip Posted October 21, 2018 Author Share Posted October 21, 2018 I got called a snob today for saying that Matlock Bath was an armpit. It is tho. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted October 21, 2018 Share Posted October 21, 2018 1 hour ago, Parsnip said: I got called a snob today for saying that Matlock Bath was an armpit. It is tho. Get out! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McRainy Posted October 21, 2018 Share Posted October 21, 2018 4 hours ago, Parsnip said: I got called a snob today for saying that Matlock Bath was an armpit. It is tho. Talking to some Scottish people tonight who are on holiday in Matlock Bath. Luckily they had escaped to Wirksworth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted October 22, 2018 Share Posted October 22, 2018 I like the B&B on the road out towards Matlock near artist corner, always has “special rate tonight” on the A board outside all year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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