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I used to have hair, now I’ve gone more streamline to get down to the pub quicker 

I saw a photo of our last good, exciting signing. That was in black and white. 

Look to see who we play first, when do we play Forest, who have we got over Christmas and my Birthday then on with the rest of my day.
Can’t say I’ve ever been “excited” over fixture releases, that kicks in when we’re a few days away from the first pre season game.

I'm looking forward to finding out exactly where our defeats will be taking place each weekend.

Excellent, the old 'blue shorts vs black shorts' debate. It never gets old. Time for some reasoned debate.....

Sewn together? wow, you have had a decent lockdown haven't you..?

Celebrating 50 years of winning the league by getting relegated to the third division ?

I know we're desperate, but he's a bit old.

Due to Brexit, our new kit supplier, Primark, are disappointed to report the container that our new kit is in is stuck at Felixstowe docks awaiting customs clearance.
They hope to have it cleared in the next 48 hours however. 

What takeover ?

Fixtures are released Thursday, that truly is a day to start panicking when you see our threadbare squad without a kit to wear away at West Brom first game of the season.

So we are waiting for the result of the DC panel (or whatever it’s called) and simultaneously waiting for a potential takeover announcement.
Both seem imminent, but in honesty, both seem to have been kicked down the road so many times you just wonder when and if we will ever see the end of them. 
 
Meanwhile DCFC seem in complete limbo …. armed with a selection of academy graduates and a handful of championship or near championship level players, a team which many think are barely capable of staying in the league and a squad that just is simply way to thin.
Our manager has barely kept us up and was very clear a month ago that he needed action immediately to prepare for next season … after which nothing has happened. How much patience does he have?
Our best youth players are not signing contracts and even mediocre players in our squad are being snapped up by rivals.
So as fans, do we continue to sit and wait and play the patience game … or do we panic?

Rooney isn't allowed to smile until we win the Champions League under his management.

Man spends less than 5 minutes talking about a club he used to work at on Sky Sports News while sat in Derby at his employers where he is probably having a few minutes break from working. How dare he. 

Do you work for the Derby Telegraph?

Nah, I don't think David would be that oversensitive or reactionary.
I think he encourages discussion. By the way, that's why forums exist - for discussion.

Waggy paid off all his costs with two goals and a chest down for Roberts. Rooney saved us millions by keeping us up. Mel saved the Club's season by funding the purchase of Roberts who scored a vital goal. Season is over. We move on. COYR

Yeah, now we can focus on the important stuff ?

I’d vote for that

Can we have a vote to decide whether we should have a vote?

I heard the forum name has to stay that way as part of his contract with 32 Red. Rooney opted out of performance based incentives and instead opted to have a forum page named after him. 

Mel will see that this thread is taken down. 

Jeez, you are going to have sore feet mate! Good effort tho, bravo