Grumpy Git

7 hours ago, David said:

…… over in seconds. 

You can get pills for that.

Book an advance train and its only £41.40 for all three adults if you can make the 13:57 departure, (otherwise £51.23 for all three):

5 minutes ago, RadioactiveWaste said:

......................... inspirational quotes written on the walls....

'Score FFS'

19 hours ago, ossieram said:

I was child number 10 out of 13 and dad couldn't afford to take us all to the match,

 

Sounds like he couldn't afford a telly either!!! ?

38 minutes ago, PistoldPete said:

Derby players don't have to worry about PAYE tax, Uncle Mel will collect that for them, oh hang on.

Collect it straight into his sky rocket. 

3 hours ago, Unlucky Alf said:

Then charge her £60 for parking her car on the drive and over staying ?

No, charge her £50 and convince her she's saving a tenner.

40 minutes ago, Curtains said:

I got it wrong regarding the Ewarts bit because although they were on the same site as Leys  near the BBG they were actually chain makers I seem to remember .

Those pea soupers were fun at BBG though .

‘Ewarts Chain Belt’

The 'bottom' three leagues are where its at for me, the Prem can go and fcuk itself. The sooner the 'big 6' feck-off the better as far as I'm concerned.

Remind me what sanctions were brought against the clubs who gave notice they were upping sticks, (asking for a friend)?

TexasRam is fixated with peoples taxes going to fund the feckless. Would they like to tell me what percentage of the total tax take goes to fund 'the 99" TV's and 80 Bensons a day mob', v's the NHS / Defence / Education?

27 minutes ago, ariotofmyown said:

I remember a recent leader who did this regularly. Trying to remember how that ended up for him!

For someone with 'former UK PM' on his CV, about an extra £50,000/hr when doing after-dinner speeches. Plus an additional lifetime pension of £115K/year.

If they carry-on like this, we'll be bankrupted just by having to pay-out ex PM's pensions.

6 minutes ago, 1of4 said:

I await to see what positive spin the right will try to put on this climb down by Truss and Kwartang. While ignoring the damage it's caused to the country, the money spent by the Bank of England to prop up the pound, the cost to mortgage lenders.

All this extra unneeded cost at this time of hugh government borrowing. 

…… and a hedge-fund managers dream.

They will have cashed-in on the pound crashing and again when it went-up again, (no doubt tipped-off on both occasions). In the meantime, all the contributions I’ve made to my personal pension in the last two years have evaporated into thin air. ?

1 hour ago, uttoxram75 said:

indeed….

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-lincolnshire-63089654

‘introducing the motion’ !

13 minutes ago, Premier ram said:

Baby spice can sing to me any time

 

                                                       

Perv.

1 hour ago, David said:

Are you joking? We was wrecked!

Drove down to Bournemouth, not gonna lie, I've had worse Sundays 

Thought you were at NASA for a moment, (before I put my specs on).

Be careful when lowering flow temperatures on your boiler. If like me you have a hot water tank, if the setting is too low you run the risk of Legionnaires disease from showers.

1 hour ago, Rev said:

When you queue for 40 minutes for a booster jab, having had an email and a text requesting you book a slot as a clinically vunerable person

 After a further 10 minutes conference, told that you're not actually eligible for one yet, and to come back at a later date. 

 

 

Can't get my head around the over 70's getting priority over people still working, does my nut in.

I got asked to go for my annual check-up but was working abroad. When I got home and called to make the appointment I was told in no uncertain terms "we've started doing the flu-jab, so there are no slots for the next 24 months", (I lied a bit at the end of that sentence). ?

1 hour ago, TexasRam said:

So if you’re solar and wind energy is so efficient and supplying the UK with energy, why have our bills increased so much?

Simple answer; the cost of producing electricity is calculated as if 100% of it is generated from gas, even if no gas is being consumed.

I wonder how big the bonus was for the bloke who got that written into a contract?

54 minutes ago, Jimbo Ram said:

Hope Shan goes easy on us ?

Agent Masood. ?

1 hour ago, GboroRam said:

@David is getting worried about an RSI claim. 

And that’s only from churning the butter.

On 25/09/2022 at 12:38, R@M said:

Hockey for example…a much faster and skill full game. Would have a decent following as well. 

I was thinking of womens mud wrestling mesel.

Disappointment at Derby more than made up for by the Warwick’s result. 

I hope Boycott has a face like a slapped ar$e!

???

Leics going along at a quick rate as Derbyshire's attempt to get them out to the hook shot is failing miserably ATM!

49 minutes ago, jimbo jones said:

Last day of the season ?

At least the suns out, (well it is here)! ?

Declared on 568/9 (Nick Potts falling bowled to the googly coming down the wicket with 13 off 10 balls).

Leics need 320 to make Derbyshire bat again.

42 overs left in the day. This could be good fun?

How many does Dal need to get to 1,000 runs?