Grumpy Git

2 minutes ago, Diego said:

Play this weekends fixtures and postpone next Saturday's game with Wycombe at about 2:48pm.

What, and inconvenience all five of their away fans?

20 hours ago, AndyinLiverpool said:

BMWs and taxis don't have them

Taxis do have them, but they only work via the hazzard light switch, so you have no idea if they are turning left, right or simply stopping in the middle of the road.

Nice to see JCB’s Antony Bamford allowing the Blond Chimp to use his Gloucestershire home for his wedding, as well as chucking him £24,000 worth of expenses into the bargain for the marquee and other niceties.

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Hopefully the authorities think L1 and below are not worthy enough to be cancelled?

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Surely we sing ‘God save the king’ from now on (I’m not Charlie’s #1 fan by any stretch of the imagination)?

I got to see Messi and Griezemann score too, Suarez was out injured.

20 minutes ago, TexasRam said:

Haha it’s not as bad as it looks. Worth it for the experience though 

Done it myself a couple of years ago on a whim, Spanish Cup game €29.

9 minutes ago, jimbo jones said:

Early tea due to rain. There's no doubt if we get enough time on the field we will win this. IF....

I love how the ECB has waited for some proper September weather before it restarted the CC games. ?

14 minutes ago, angieram said:

So, the SLO is there to help away fans until they ask him a question, when he will bat it back to the other club! ?‍♀️

I bet he’d be more helpful if he was just called Dave Jones?

I hope they are this s**** come early Nov?

41 minutes ago, angieram said:

Does whoever sells tickets take into account that at 10 am on Saturday morning, many of us will already be travelling to Morecambe?

It's almost impossible to buy tickets from SeatGeek on a laptop with excellent WiFi, there are so many glitches. Goodness only knows what it will be like halfway along the A50 on a mobile with 4G if I'm lucky! 

Why not schedule it Weds, Fri, Sun instead of Thurs, Sat, Mon? 

Angie, pretend your like me (a 5+ away member) and get one on the 14th.

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Must be unplayable at the moment, we've lost the last four wickets for 14 runs and Dal has faced 20 deliveries for one run!

Maybe swing and hope for the best and get 10 overs at them tonight?

2 hours ago, maxjam said:

If they did we could get Potter in approx 3 months ? 

I'll give it 2.

20 minutes ago, jimbo jones said:

Already around the point of nearly enough.

It might have to be at the rate wickets are falling. ?

They’re shiite

I hope our coaching team don’t identify a new striker from Celtic.

19 minutes ago, David said:

In other news, Man City are 1 up. You know who scored.

Colin Bell?

20 hours ago, B4ev6is said:

I am eager to get my hands on those new shirts.

They turn pink after their first wash.

I take back what I said earlier, our bowlers were just lulling them into a false sense of security.

Why do professional bowlers struggle to get the ball anywhere near the stumps? Good job they’re not eye surgeons.

On 04/09/2022 at 19:31, Mucker1884 said:

Get thasen over to Poland. 
Lovely 5.5 mile circular walk…
 

You might want to download a new maps app?

Long weekend? Brighton by train. Easy walk from the station down to the front and as already said upthread, loads of bars and cafes., etc.

I have trouble with my coronal hole more frequently than every 26 days. That also tends to result in a mass ejection.

3 minutes ago, Boycie said:

I don’t really want a sponsor on it tbh.

It’ll ruin it when I’m having a nice family meal in the posh restaurant on holiday.

You might get a free meal if Maccy D sponsor us?

Did you see the penultimate ball of our innings? Hardly got above ankle height!

Durham will have plenty to think about tomorrow so long as we keep to line and length. Let the ball and the pitch do the work.

1 hour ago, Foreveram said:

Still, I’m sure he’s got much more important things to do.

Obviously had to go home to boil some more puppies.