Bob The Badger

My ignorance of Greek mythology has always been my Achilles Toe.

I've started a dating site for chickens.
It's not my full-time job, I'm just doing it to make hens meet ...

Speaking of Bosch.
I had tickets to see Billy Bremner speak at a do at the Fishpond In Matlock in the late 90s' but he rather selfishly died, so they sent Peter Osgood.
Every other word was bosch.
'Alan Hudson went in and bosch the geezer was on his back. So the geezer tried to get up and bosch, bosch, Huddy had nutted him. Bosch'
''Chopper slid into the guy and bosch, bosch, he'd nailed him. And then bosch he'd dropped a rock on the geezers head. And bosch, bosch, bosch he'd driven a effing great JCB over his testicles. Chopper was hard as bosch with a massive bosch'
'There'll be a series some day called Bosch with Titus Welliver' - not 100% he said that one, but I think so.
He was possibly the obnoxious person I have met not named Richard Madeley.
Did I tell you my Richard Madeley story?

Watched Once Upon A Time in Hollywood last night.
How the duck did Brad Pitt get an oscar for turning up and playing himself?
LDC was fantastic and unlucky he wasn't supporting and up against Joaquin Rivers (in all honesty I can't even remember is LDC was nominated).
As for Tarantino, well he has just disappeared up his own ass crack.
I actually enjoyed it, but the in-jokes deliberate bad editing and random scenes get a bit much.
We get it Quentin, you can do exactly what you want and you've done way too much coke....allegedly.
Watching Ozark season 3.
4 episodes and a  tad disappointed. The first two seasons were outstanding, but this is starting to feel like it may be time to finish things off.
And to those of you asking about whether Tiger King is typical America? Yeh in Florida and the south it is.
I went to a party once not long after we moved here I got talking to these real rednecks around midnight when one asked me if I wanted to come with them after.
I presumed they meant to another party. But no, they had get several cases of beer and were going into the swamp to hunter alligators out of their boat. I politley declined.

dont know how this got on this nice policeman in bristol???

A man entered a restaurant and sat at the only open table. As he sat down, he knocked the spoon off the table with his elbow. A nearby waiter reached into his shirt pocket, pulled out a clean spoon, and set it on the table. The diner was impressed. "Do all the waiters here carry spoons in their pockets?"
The waiter replied, "Yes. Ever since an efficiency expert visited our restaurant. He determined that 17.8% of our diners knock the spoon off the table. By carrying clean spoons with us, we save trips to the kitchen."
The diner ate his meal. As he was paying the waiter, he commented, "Forgive the intrusion, but do you know that you have a string hanging from your fly?"
The waiter replied, "Yes, we all do. Seems that the same efficiency expert determined that we spend too much time washing our hands after using the men's room. So, the other end of that string is tied to my winky. When I need to go, I simply pull the string, do my thing, and then return to work. Having never touched myself, there really is no need to wash my hands. Saves a lot of time."
"Wait a minute," said the diner, "How do you get your winky back in your pants?"
"Well, I don't know about the other guys, but I use the spoon."

I used to spend hours pouring over this one. I wish they'd update it.

Maybe.
But, you're not *supposed* to feel anything you don't feel, that is the entire point.
Feel what you feel based on your values and you ability to EMPATHIZE with others.
There's no test going on here.

El Camino last night. 5/10
Way too many flashbacks with little reason. I spent more of the film trying to remember episodes from over 5 years ago and wondering if there was some deeper meaning. 
 
I still haven't figured out the purpose of the breakfast with Walter flashback. What did it add to the plot? If Walter has said go and study Business in Alaska that may have worked. It just seemed like they desperate to get WW in a scene. 
 
I thought it was pretentious, predictable and felt like a movie made around a load of in jokes. It was well acted hower and it wasn't without the occasional Breaking Badesque moment such as the kidnappers choice of music for the drive back from his house and his entirely nonchalant demeanor. Especially defending his cleaner as being as honest as the day is long. 
 
Hope they end it there. 

People can support the club anyway they like, doesn't make them any less a fan of the club. 

You could see it another way, it enables people who live far away and abroad a chance to share in the delight of live Rams football.

Love this too.

It won't be in this loft because all there is up there are black widows and I aint going in there for love nor money.
The only place it could be is my sister's in Matlock, but I'm doubtful in all honesty. I'm back home in April and staying with her for a week, I'll do some poking about.

Yeh the white one, I quoted the wrong post.
I may have told you, but I had the shirt Roy Mac wore in the Charity Shield. He gave it Colin Boulton who gave it my dad for the work he did on his testimonial and I lost the ducker. No clue how, it totally baffles me. If it ever turns up it's yours. I'd have liked it to go to a good home.

I had so much memorabilia, but I gave most of it away when we moved to the States. I had programmes going back into the 60's including the classic Leeds one where the team on the back was totally wrong because they subbed everybody because of a Europen game.
Good times!

Am I the only one who for every shirt sees a certain player in it?
Willie Carlin in this one.
BTW, @loweman2 do you collect badges?
 

This is still my favourite shirt.

Bandersnatch 5.5, 7.5, 8, 6, 4, 9, 7.5, 8, 6.5

Bandersnatch 5.5, 7.5, 8, 6, 4, 9, 7.5, 8, 6.5

The Queen, £100 on the spot fine for being in possession of Duke of Edinburgh 

I'm hoping somebody can back me up here because I'm not sure it was ever public knowledge, but at the time my old man was friendly with a number of the directors and they made a run at Johan Cruyff to grab him before he went to the USA after  leaving Barca.
And somebody mentioned Ray Houghton. That was more than he rumor, he gave Derby a verbal 'yes' before Liverpool stepped in.

I remember Arthur Cox making inquiries for Nottingham Forest's reserve striker, who was only 18 at the time. Brian Clough turned us down and within a couple of weeks young Nigel got into the Forest first team. I wonder what happened to him?⛹️‍♂️

For some reason the Forest supporting inspector at work thinks I'm taking the piss.

They might be ...if the other option is Southport.

they don't come more famous than these guys at the moment !