Bob The Badger

Ava. Despite having John Malkovich and Colin Farrell in leading roles the film was absolute laughable, hackneyed tripe.
3/10 and that's just for Farrell's ridiculous haircut. 

Gangs of London never made it to the US, to the best of my knowledge, but finally finished it last night.
Probably the most violent TV series I have ever watched.
I'm not sold on Joe Cole as an actor and there was an insane amount of plot flaws and unbelievable scenes like Joe Cole punching the crap out of a wall for 30 seconds and barely a scratch on his hand and the leader of the Irish gang taking about 621 bullets in his back and not quite being dead, but yeh, loved it.

They've never stopped touring, just with different line ups. The Captain and Dave Vanian have been in most of the time (well Vanian all of the time) but Brian Jones left after the second album and then Captain and Rat fell out over money.
But a lucrative reunion beckoned so differences were put to one side.
Quite remarkably, Vanian's voice is as good as ever.

Which Island in the Maldives?.
Went there 4 times with the first Mrs Wolfie & would love to go back.
....just not with her.

I went to the doctors because I had a lettuce stuck up me arse. All he did was apply a dressing.

Hope this makes it past the 'OK for the young 'uns' filter - though that is a tad ironic given the content.

A woman goes to the funeral home to visit her late husband whose funeral is the next day.
Upon seeing the body, she says to the funeral director, “Oh, no, you've dressed him in a blue suit! He hated blue and I've given all his other suits to charity!”
The funeral director says, “I'm not sure what we can do at this late hour, but I'll see what I can do.”
The next day, the widow returns and asks if they had managed to sort things out and the undertaker says, “Well, as luck would have it a lady came in last night and said her husband was dressed in a grey suit and that he hated grey”.
“Oh good!”, says the lady.
”Yes”, replied the funeral director, “all we had to do was swap the heads”.

I went for my COVID jab and the doctor asked me if I had had a sudden loss of taste. I said no. I always dress like this

A real sportscaster from Ghana, well i hope he's real, because i am a huge fan now
Favorite moment - Wolfsburg
 

My wife's going to a fancy dress party as a Rastafarian and she wants me to do her hair.
I'm dreading it. 

My family just discovered that my Dad is addicted to viagra
Mum is taking it especially hard
 

How long do you think he would survive in a dual occupancy prison cell? 

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Can you bash a Bishop?
Dagnabbit @Pearl Ram beat me at bashing the bishop.
Then again I was thinking of Mary Whitehouse.

Well, I thought it was clearly tongue-in-cheek, but you seem to think I'd call a guy Sullen Hamburger and then proceed to write something serious. I'll try some emojis for you next time.
Although having said that, it actually his job to let the passengers off first, he's trained to do that. He'd have been in a lot of trouble if he'd legged it first.
Remember the Italian Costa Cruise ship captain who not only sunk his ship, but after hitting whatever it was, nipped off the boat sharpish 7 or 8 years ago? He got over 15 years largely because he left the ship in front of the passengers.
@Hathersage Ram ouch, that hurts.

With @Davidposting his thread earlier, thought I’d bump this. Some of you might be uncomfortable with revealing any issues you are experiencing. 
 
it was roughly this time of year when i started this thread. 
 
Two massive things that I have learned since;
1- being aware something isn’t right is admitting to yourself, you’re on the path to feeling better.
2- however bad you’re feeling, you’re definitely not the only one feeling that way. 
 
Ive been told by many posters that just reading this thread gave them hope and help. 
 
take care 

Buying things for no apparent reason, last few times my other half's done the weekly shop at tesco she comes back with loads of aubergines, I don't even like them.?

Control with studs means you're facing forwards and can easily go left or right. Use your instep and you're facing sideways and options are immediately reduced.

Refunds not being issued straight away pretty much shows how much of a precarious situation we are/were in. It's not an administrative error and there is no reason for them not to have paid up other than the money isn't there. 
If refunding fans is going to cause massive issues for the club then I'm prepared to wait until it's safe to receive refunds. 

Just finished watching The Spy on Netflix. 
Very good and refreshing to see Sacha Baron Cohen playing a serious role.

I remember watching Feynman explain that and reel off the name of a bird (forget which ) no in a list of different languages during a 2-part interview way back when - Horizon maybe?
'Surely You're Joking Mr Feynman' is one of my favorite autobiographies of all time. I know very little about physics, but he was such an amazing character. Such a shame he never got to take that last trip.

You are probably right but I had it in my mind that it was incorrect reporting of the attendances. So less money going through the books. Whisper that in case the EFL give us a retrospective points deduction.