Parsnip

You'll need a wee half way through the first half if you're drinking 2 pints at a time this early.

Posting in real time.
I'm watching tele in my favourite seat and needed a wee. Whenever I vacate my favourite seat (the corner bit of the sofa), my dog nicks it. So I always put something there so he won't, like my laptop or summat. I grabbed the mirror the Mrs uses for make up, its actually a little wall mirror but she just props it up on her knees for some reason. I placed that in my spot and went for a wee. 
As I was having a wee I had a mini panic attack - what if my dog is stupid enough to sit on the mirror?? He is a pretty stupid dog! Could he be that dumb??? I rushed down without even dabbing and found the dog snoring on the floor.
Panic over, went to get mesen a drink, brought it back to the settee with half an eye on the tele - and sat on the stupid mirror.

I don't care what he's worth or what we need the money for - if it's Florest at the table then I want @B4ev6isto do the negotiating.

I don't care what he's worth or what we need the money for - if it's Florest at the table then I want @B4ev6isto do the negotiating.

Yet I be saying to forest 20m or you can walk away not come back.
I tried to start a chant at pp tonight lee becan not for sale 

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I am not joking.

I haven't seen those photographs. Is it the next revelation on Instagram?

15million or no deal!

Another thing I love about this story is Wayne's insistence that he was somehow tricked. Did they tell him they had a 12 pack of sausage rolls in their hotel room?

Well why didn't they say?
I've been worried sick here ?

Headlights? @DarkFruitsRam7? The glow in the dark wheels on his scooter can hardly be called headlights.
Anyway leave him alone. Hugging random strangers in stadiums is the closest that lads ever got to full sex.

Posting in real time.
I'm watching tele in my favourite seat and needed a wee. Whenever I vacate my favourite seat (the corner bit of the sofa), my dog nicks it. So I always put something there so he won't, like my laptop or summat. I grabbed the mirror the Mrs uses for make up, its actually a little wall mirror but she just props it up on her knees for some reason. I placed that in my spot and went for a wee. 
As I was having a wee I had a mini panic attack - what if my dog is stupid enough to sit on the mirror?? He is a pretty stupid dog! Could he be that dumb??? I rushed down without even dabbing and found the dog snoring on the floor.
Panic over, went to get mesen a drink, brought it back to the settee with half an eye on the tele - and sat on the stupid mirror.

Well why didn't they say?
I've been worried sick here ?

I’ve heard rumours Scunthorpe have offered him a deal ? Perhaps @Buckomay have the inside track on this ? Would be interested in his thoughts. Would really like Andre’s brother at Pride Park.

Any news on Andre Wisdom's brother? Heard he's been training with the squad?

Well why didn't they say?
I've been worried sick here ?

Well why didn't they say?
I've been worried sick here ?

Well why didn't they say?
I've been worried sick here ?

Well why didn't they say?
I've been worried sick here ?

Well why didn't they say?
I've been worried sick here ?

Well why didn't they say?
I've been worried sick here ?

Well why didn't they say?
I've been worried sick here ?

Well why didn't they say?
I've been worried sick here ?

I prefer you where you are if I’m honest.