Rev Posted July 24, 2021 Share Posted July 24, 2021 Confess the stupid things you've done. I've just undone the trap under the bathroom basin, being careful to keep it level and not spill the water. I then proceeded to pour the water straight down the very same sink, flooding the floor. Ramslad1992, Mucker1884, QuitYourJibbaJivin and 12 others 15 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkFruitsRam7 Posted July 24, 2021 Share Posted July 24, 2021 Where to start. Ramslad1992, Mucker1884, ramit and 3 others 1 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coneheadjohn Posted July 24, 2021 Share Posted July 24, 2021 It’s part of my daily routine. Starting at 4 am this morning by losing Aggie in the park(I found her eventually). uttoxram75 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew3000 Posted July 24, 2021 Share Posted July 24, 2021 1 hour ago, DarkFruitsRam7 said: Where to start. Thread title isn't 'pulled my plonker'. DarkFruitsRam7, i-Ram, Steve How Hard? and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew3000 Posted July 24, 2021 Share Posted July 24, 2021 I wrote off my wife's car this week. I bought a puppy in lockdown. The planting in my front garden looks crap. I'm mostly a total douche-bag. ariotofmyown 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew3000 Posted July 24, 2021 Share Posted July 24, 2021 1 hour ago, DarkFruitsRam7 said: Where to start. You are a good sport I'll give you that! DarkFruitsRam7 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Stive Pesley Posted July 24, 2021 Share Posted July 24, 2021 I was waiting for my fish chips and mushy peas in the cafe. The woman called my number, I went to the hatch. Took the plate In doing so, put my thumb in the mushy peas Not a problem just went to lick the peas off my thumb Smeared peas across the face mask I'd forgotten I was wearing ? Steve How Hard?, Mostyn6, Rev and 3 others 1 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted July 24, 2021 Author Share Posted July 24, 2021 15 minutes ago, Stive Pesley said: I was waiting for my fish chips and mushy peas in the cafe. The woman called my number, I went to the hatch. Took the plate In doing so, put my thumb in the mushy peas Not a problem just went to lick the peas off my thumb Smeared peas across the face mask I'd forgotten I was wearing ? I've done similar some many times. Yesterday, I was trying to blow something from a surface, while wearing a mask. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Posted July 24, 2021 Share Posted July 24, 2021 Created dcfcfans.uk ariotofmyown, Andrew3000, ramit and 4 others 1 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GboroRam Posted July 24, 2021 Share Posted July 24, 2021 Just now, David said: Created dcfcfans.uk And something about a scooter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Posted July 24, 2021 Share Posted July 24, 2021 1 minute ago, GboroRam said: And something about a scooter Well that as well but I don’t want to make this thread all about me GboroRam 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramslad1992 Posted July 24, 2021 Share Posted July 24, 2021 Said ‘I do’ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyler Durden Posted July 24, 2021 Share Posted July 24, 2021 Many. Filled up my car with oil just before taking it for its MOT but forgot to put the filler cap back on meaning the garage charged me for the failures plus steam cleaning me engine too. Had 8 tequila slammers in the space of an hour when the bar I went to was doing a promo of a quid a go. Now fully aware of what stomach bile looks like. Went on holiday and managed to sunburn my feet the first day meaning was basically crippled for the rest of it. Am sure there's more. Geriatram and Mostyn6 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grumpy Git Posted July 24, 2021 Share Posted July 24, 2021 12 minutes ago, Ramslad1992 said: Said ‘I do’ Twice FFS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted July 24, 2021 Author Share Posted July 24, 2021 12 minutes ago, Ramslad1992 said: Said ‘I do’ Wife not on the forum then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bimmerman Posted July 25, 2021 Share Posted July 25, 2021 Way too many,but a few good un's Forgot my leg was broken and needed crutches and tried to chase a shoplifter Shut my head in the car door,swore at it then did it again straight away Told the microwave engineer at work I'd started seeing this new bird and she was filth,went to meet her parents and he was sat on the sofa...(to be fair,he thought it was hilarious and I've been married to her neigh on 8yrs now) DarkFruitsRam7, Mostyn6, I know nothing and 6 others 1 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sage Posted July 25, 2021 Share Posted July 25, 2021 Told this before on here, but here we go again... I used to live 3 doors away from a petrol station. I hardly ever bought petrol there as is wasn't the cheapest, but it was my local shop and i popped in 2 or 3 times a week. I was in bed asleep one night, when i had heard banging on my front door, looked out of the bedroom window and saw 2 coppers. Went downstairs and they asked if i had a red Fiesta? I replied 'Yes, has it been stolen?' Copper says 'Well they must be nice car thieves as they put some fuel in for you, it's been at the pumps 30 metres away since 7pm'. At that point I realised had made a rare fuel visit to the garage that night, browsed round the shop, then walked home with a pint of milk, leaving the car at the pump' I explained to the police who pissed themselves but kindly offered to not mention my name when they told the story back at the station. EtoileSportiveDeDerby, Mostyn6, angieram and 10 others 1 12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted July 25, 2021 Share Posted July 25, 2021 16 hours ago, David said: Well that as well but I don’t want to make this thread all about me Walked home along the motorway until you realised you were going the wrong way? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kash_a_ram_a_ding_dong Posted July 25, 2021 Share Posted July 25, 2021 Every single day according to Mrs kash...I couldn't begin to relate all of them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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