Kernow

Yay! Controversy involving a Championship club that isn’t us for a change!

Getting very fed up with football now. Not enjoyable watching the team you follow, not enjoyable watching games as a neutral.

They're a weird bunch with this Free Ben White stuff.

What's funny is that they're quite conflicted about whether to argue that Ben White should join them because they're much bigger than Brighton, or concede that they're desperate for a player that doesn't make little old Brighton's first XI.

43 minutes ago, Boycie said:

Is this it? Just walked up it to ‘spoons!

No surprise when you think you’re in Dorset

1 hour ago, sage said:

i know i have been here, but can't work out where it is. St Ives?

Yep, it’s St Ives. That’s Fore Street. Head to the end and follow round to the left and you’re on the seafront.

Matt Grimes is a cracking player

Championship referees outdoing themselves yet again.

Those Swansea players may as well have got the red card out for him. He didn’t make that decision, they did.

Good. They can’t now get promoted at our place and there’s nobody there to celebrate it. If it was going to happen, that’s the best of a bad situation.

I’m impressed that you managed to burn one half of it slightly more than the other half.

33 minutes ago, David said:

What's the difference between say a Cornish spud and a Lincolnshire spud?

Cornish spuds are infinitely better.

What are you eating tonight @JuanFloEvraTheCocu'sNesta?

39 minutes ago, Boycie said:

Owh are you away? What the weather like?

Nice and hot. Sat by the pool in [insert country name here] with a nice glass of [insert drink name here].

Is it too much to ask that you actually get what you paid for?

Poor service.

A lot of effort is put into the service and production as a whole. It'd help if more of this budget and effort was put in to the actual streaming service. The production is a nice bonus, but at least get the basics of the service right before trying to be flash in anything else.

12 minutes ago, Papahet said:

Laptop volume is on max and can barely hear a thing via Google Chrome. 

Been like this for awhile

Get this extension and crank it up to full volume (600). Will play as normal then.

https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/volume-master/jghecgabfgfdldnmbfkhmffcabddioke?hl=en

Did you take the photo using a potato?

6 minutes ago, JupiterRam said:

Really quiet today even with headphones. Downloaded a volume booster extension for chrome and it's helped a lot

https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/volume-master/jghecgabfgfdldnmbfkhmffcabddioke?hl=en

This has made it listen-able but still at 600% volume, it's still a little quieter than I would choose to have it. As I'm typing this, the noise of the keyboard makes it too hard to hear the commentary.

You shouldn't need to download an extension to get a suitable volume.

10 minutes ago, David said:

Pride Park, 6hr train, overnight stay for Derby v Villa.

Forget you told us all already?

You're no fun.

#WheresKernowGoing

Stay tuned.

2 minutes ago, Boycie said:

We don’t want you Cornish nasties. So there! And keep Prince Charles your side anorl.

Charles is Wales' property. We just get his bangin' missus all to ourselves.

I'll be generous and let you lot keep Ginsters...

1 hour ago, Angry Ram said:

Gotta watch them northern folk. Think we are a cash cow 

Im pushing for southern independence..

Don't worry bud, you can follow Cornwall's lead.

We're busy sawing the Tamar Bridge in half, then we're free.

9 hours ago, froggg said:

I usually go to a different channel at that time if I want to see tits on my screen.

According to Nixon, Villa are looking to negotiate a deal with Barnsley for James Bree. He's a very good young right back, 19 years old with around 50 games to his name already. Played in most of Barnsley's games this season and done very well by all means. He'd certainly fill the gap at right back, especially for next season where Baird and Christie could potentially both see their contracts expire and leave the club.

4 minutes ago, AdamRusty15 said:

We are after Odion Ighalo from Watford. Player wants first team football. Derby want move to be permanent, Watford would rather it to be a loan but could be persuaded by big money. Watch this space. 

Rusty

I think somebody should give you a rusty hook to be honest. Firstly, it'll be hilariously ironic considering your username. Secondly, it'll be nice for **** to go into your mouth rather than come out of it for a change.

For those who aren't familiar with the term 'rusty hook', enjoy...

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=rusty hook&defid=4288437

One game ago Johnson was amazing, turning out to be a bargain etc. One game later, overpaid, never good enough, get rid.

Just your average day on dcfcfans.