Kernow

12 minutes ago, Papahet said:

Laptop volume is on max and can barely hear a thing via Google Chrome. 

Been like this for awhile

Get this extension and crank it up to full volume (600). Will play as normal then.

https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/volume-master/jghecgabfgfdldnmbfkhmffcabddioke?hl=en

Did you take the photo using a potato?

6 minutes ago, JupiterRam said:

Really quiet today even with headphones. Downloaded a volume booster extension for chrome and it's helped a lot

https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/volume-master/jghecgabfgfdldnmbfkhmffcabddioke?hl=en

This has made it listen-able but still at 600% volume, it's still a little quieter than I would choose to have it. As I'm typing this, the noise of the keyboard makes it too hard to hear the commentary.

You shouldn't need to download an extension to get a suitable volume.

10 minutes ago, David said:

Pride Park, 6hr train, overnight stay for Derby v Villa.

Forget you told us all already?

You're no fun.

#WheresKernowGoing

Stay tuned.

2 minutes ago, Boycie said:

We don’t want you Cornish nasties. So there! And keep Prince Charles your side anorl.

Charles is Wales' property. We just get his bangin' missus all to ourselves.

I'll be generous and let you lot keep Ginsters...

1 hour ago, Angry Ram said:

Gotta watch them northern folk. Think we are a cash cow 

Im pushing for southern independence..

Don't worry bud, you can follow Cornwall's lead.

We're busy sawing the Tamar Bridge in half, then we're free.

9 hours ago, froggg said:

I usually go to a different channel at that time if I want to see tits on my screen.

According to Nixon, Villa are looking to negotiate a deal with Barnsley for James Bree. He's a very good young right back, 19 years old with around 50 games to his name already. Played in most of Barnsley's games this season and done very well by all means. He'd certainly fill the gap at right back, especially for next season where Baird and Christie could potentially both see their contracts expire and leave the club.

4 minutes ago, AdamRusty15 said:

We are after Odion Ighalo from Watford. Player wants first team football. Derby want move to be permanent, Watford would rather it to be a loan but could be persuaded by big money. Watch this space. 

Rusty

I think somebody should give you a rusty hook to be honest. Firstly, it'll be hilariously ironic considering your username. Secondly, it'll be nice for **** to go into your mouth rather than come out of it for a change.

For those who aren't familiar with the term 'rusty hook', enjoy...

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=rusty hook&defid=4288437

One game ago Johnson was amazing, turning out to be a bargain etc. One game later, overpaid, never good enough, get rid.

Just your average day on dcfcfans.

So purely judging by positions of players we've been linked to, we seem to be looking to add a RB, a CM, a LW and a CF. I think if our Lansbury bid is unsuccessful then we won't sign a different CM. We seem to be well enough equipped in this area but the availability of a player who would improve us has drawn our interest. I'm also not too sure we'll add a RB now this Paterson chap is injured for 10 months. We shouldn't sign someone for the sake of it and with Christie not too far away, we have two good enough RBs until the summer when we can then look to recruit in that position. The 'new' striker could well be Martin which can hardly be classed as new, but would definitely solve the necessity to buy another. With a potential 4 players in the team who haven't been here all season, that's a large proportion of the team and should definitely be the most we look to get. Signing too many players can disrupt the team, especially at this stage of the season. Get Martin back, sign Lansbury and only go in for a winger if they're genuine top quality for this league. We don't need another non-starter which seemed to be last January's transfer policy.

1 hour ago, B4ev6is said:

I think we could offer shane long him a loan deal to end of the season if chris martin does not come back.

We could offer him one, yeah. Not a cat in hells chance he'd accept it though.

I think he'd be looking for a longer deal. Budumdumtshh.

1 minute ago, Mistaram said:

Scot Hogan for me best finisher in the Championship would cost £5million but he's good Were still not scoring enough to kept winning matches

£5million and the rest.

We've scored enough goals to win the last 6 in the row so...

7 hours ago, B4ev6is said:

How about that young kid that scored against leeds 

Who played for liverpool 17 year old

Come on B4... You can't slag off Blackman, Baird etc. and then suggest a 17-year-old who has scored one goal as a good signing. You can't even remember his name.

2 hours ago, muzzamurray said:

My mistake completely forgot they don't have mane or pele anymore

 

 

Think Austin would get ahead of him nowadays. Think he could probably be described as "past it"

4 hours ago, Harrowram said:

The transfer window will be important. I think McLaren has to bring in at least 1 in form striker and decide whether to keep Blackman or put him out on loan.

We did that last January. Now we have to decide whether to keep him or put him out on loan.

10 minutes ago, Leicester Ram said:

I'd like the mythical fast, strong, intelligent winger with "actual" end product available not only within our price range but wiling to play championship football, please

We'd all love players that are practically perfect in every way, perform consistently well and never make mistakes. Unfortunately this is what some fans expect despite us being a Championship club. Those players don't exist at this level. It's expectations like what which drive the hatred for players such as Keogh 

Some of the suggestions on here show why we've been so poor at recruitment in the past couple of years. Sign a player because he's had a few good games. I genuinely think that we just look at the players last 10 games when considering to sign them or not.

5 hours ago, Simsy said:

Where did you get that deal? That's a great deal.

It was on Tesco's website. Just looked at its not that price anymore, not sure how long that offer was on for.

2 hours ago, Broderick said:

Cool I'll add ya later. You getting battlefield 1? Rocket League is always worth picking up

Haven't thought about other games at the moment. What are the free games like? Said I get 24 a year with Playstation Play?

16 minutes ago, Broderick said:

Nice! do you have psn?

I do. Took an age to set up last night, miss the days where you could just put the disc in and play.

My name is danrhb if you (or anyone else) wants to add.

Just picked up my PS4, the 500gb slim one. £210 with Fifa 17 free, didn't think that was too bad.

3 minutes ago, EastHertsRam said:

Being able to see the tripe posted by someone I've got on ignore when others quote him. Even seeing his user name boils my piss. 

Oooh sassy, spill the beans!

Just got back from seeing Grimsby. I found it quite funnily personally, but that's my sense of humour. I could easily see why people would like it, but also why people may hate it and give it a 1/10.

Storyline was a bit weird. Not really anything like the other Sacha Baron Cohen films I've seen. It was nice to get a bit of an insight into @Daveo's life up there. I've been to Skegness before and I'd say the representation of the area is pretty much spot on