Premier ram

Currently binge watching Mortimer and Whitehouse Gone Fishing series 3. Absolutely fantastic tv. I believe @DarkFruitsRam7 mentioned it in the summer and I watched the first 2 series. It must be one of the worst ideas ever for a tv series, but it's just so beautifully done. The banter between the two is great, with moments of humour and also reflection on life ( just found myself crying at Paul's memories of his dad in episode 4). If you haven't seen please give it a try. Fishing may not be your thing, but it really doesn't have to be.

What on God's green earth has the Bellingham deal got to do with Kaide? One's a transfer fee, for a player who'd had a whole season of senior squad football, the other is compensation for a player whose not even signed a pro contract yet, hasn't started a single senior match and apparently doesn't want to sign for Derby anyway! Cheers Kaide by the way!
How can you possibly compare the two? There is literally nothing we can do about it.

And this is the team the media want us to admire how they play. 
Never.

But but they are the mighty Leeds United , everyones favourite second club , they dont cheat      SCUMBAGS

Think Wayne needs to pull a few strings and cash in every favour he'd owed to get the players we need to survive. Need a centreback, winger and striker for me. Another centre mid if i'm being greedy but at least 3 newbies.

Fantastic. You tell them, Wayne.

Given the current situation this would be unlikely but Conor Hourihane is meant to be available on loan. Would provide the creative spark we need imo

Genius. English football is privildged to have a manager like Bielsa.
 

Thank you Leeds, you've cheered up what was a miserable weekend.

A message from todays captain 

Oh Colin 

Two Scotsmen go to Hell
A demon approaches the devil and says "Dark lord! Two men from Glasgow in Scotland have been sent here. What should be done with them?"
The devil says "Glaswegians? Their kind are normally very friendly, helpful and honest, so we do not see many such men in my dark domain... Hang them in a cage over the lake of fire for now and I shall check on them later."
But when the devil flew up to the cage to check on the Scotsmen, he found them happily lounging around with their shirts off.
"What is the meaning of this?" The devil cried. "You're supposed to be in torment!"
The Glaswegians looked surprised "Naw" they said "it's pure quality taps aff weather here man. It's no drab an' dreek like Scotland, you know that way?"
Fuming, the devil flew to the great thermostat of Hell and cranked it all the way to the top. And the next day, the temperature was so high that even the demons were sweating, the stones of hell were melting and the flames from the lake of fire were leaping higher than ever before.
So the devil was surprised when he visited the Scotsmen and found that they had somehow procured plastic lawn furniture and Buckfast tonic wine.
Raising a glass to the devil, one of the Scotsmen said "Hey big man! If I'd known it was so lovely an warm doon here, I'd've done a whole lot more sinning! Weather's always poo in Glasgae. Always freezin' ma nuts off, you know?"
"I see." The devil replied, smiling though clenched teeth "your dismal country has given you a great love of heat. The hotter it is, the happier you are. Well, we'll see about that."
So saying, he flew to the great thermostat of Hell once more, but this time, he turned it all the way down.
The next day, the lake of fire was frozen solid for the first time, sinners were frozen in blocks of ice and demons huddled in corners for warmth, their teeth chattering.
But when the devil visited the Scotsmen, he found them jumping for joy, tearfully cheering "Scotland! SCOTLAND!!!"
The devil's jaw dropped. "What? Why? How? I burn you and you are happy! I freeze you and you celebrate! What is wrong with you?"
One of Glaswegians turned back and said "Is it no feckin' obvious ye daft bastart? Hell's frozen over! Scotland's won the world cup!"

I didn't think Leeds were that arsed about us until I read the replies to this tweet. Love it.
 

Bielsa and his translator spotted down the pub last year.

I have got my copy of Pride now, signed by Craig Bryson, no less!
Looking forward to reading it.
Thanks, @HuddersRam
 

It’s a bit weird but I’m going off Lampard more since he left us. I’d have thought it more raw at the time but in retrospect....... the Marriott substitution in the final and how he left have made me think less of him. 

An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake...
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, 'Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl with a 'Billy-Club'.
3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
'Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy ... do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?'
The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, 'No ... not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times...

She’s been forced to close her Twitter account due to the amount of abuse she’s received, well done Leeds fans, well done, what a lovely bunch of human beings you are ? 

Really spiteful act by Leeds totally reflective on the club as a whole. They knew full well what the outcome would be when they posted that Tweet, they are as much to blame for inciting the morons to join the pile on as the idiots themselves who duly obliged. 

I hope Burnley contain them all game, score in the last minute off Chris Woods backside having had 12% possession all game.
That would cheer me up no end. 
With Burnley’s game in hand, that could potentially put them a place closer to the bottom 3 where they belong.