TimRam

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Read about this scandal many years ago in Private Eye. Absolutely disgusting behaviour from the people involved. Senior managers of the software company, senior managers of the post office and senior members of the government were all happy to destroy working peoples lives rather than admit summatt was wrong.
"Hello dear, how's your day been?".
"Oh, you know, i managed to feck someones life up to protect my bonus". 
"Marvellous dear, well done".
 
What sort of people can do this knowing the devastation they are causing?

1 Everyone in my village wears jumpers that are two sizes too  small......in fact, we're a very tight knit community 
 
2 I filled Grandad's inhaler with Nitrous Oxide before he went to the Nat West this morning ........He was laughing all the way to the bank. 
 
3 I got scammed by a Nigerian prince yesterday............his version of 'Purple Rain' was dreadful. 
 
4 I don't get out very often these days......probably cos my cricket bat is 3 foot wide. 
 
5 I was really surprised by the quality of the intricate tattoo I got in Madrid......No one expects the Spanish ink precision. 
 
6 My wife has joined a self-help group for people who talk way too much........ It’s called ‘On & On Anon’. 
 
7 I bought a car from the dwarf at my local athletics club ........ Great little runner. 
 
8 Welcome to 'Owning up to Flatulence Club',But I warn you, it's not for the 'ain't farted'. 
 
9 I still retain my membership of the local Constipation  Club........... even though I haven't been for ages. 
 
10 I've decided to form a Christmas choir. Anyone is welcome to join.........So far, it’s just Dean, Don, Mary, Lee and I. 
 
11 I wanted to have a shower like Frank Sinatra........ so I faced the vinyl curtain. 
 
12 Asked the girl in Waterstones for a book by Shakespeare." "Certainly sir, 'which one?'" she asked..............'William,' I replied. 
 
13 At B&Q this morning my wife got a ladder in her tights...........she's an amazing shop lifter! 
 
14 Took my grandad to one of those fish spas where little fish eat the dead skin. It took ages and cost £95.......but it was still a lot cheaper than a funeral… 
 
15 The doctor just told me that I may have had Laryngitis for maybe about two weeks...........roughly speaking. 
 
16 The man who invented the Speed Boat has died, his funeral is next Thursday....... followed by a large wake. 
 
17 I just got called unsavoury........I've never been so unsalted in all my life. 
 
18 I've been made secretary of the Time Stealing Society.......I take the minutes. 
 
19 I never knew my father as a child.......which is hardly surprising as he was in his late twenties when I was born. 
 
20 I'm currently slap bang wallop, in the middle of a book about sound effects.

It helps if you have seen the news on social media today...

Review of Killer suprised me. I thought it excellent with Fassbender very good. But that's what we are here for, reviews from each end of the scale. That last bit might be the plot of Killer 2!

Not seen the others but Last of Us and Severance were great. Another season of both has been approved.

Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny on Disney+ Did not expect much from this as the previous one was not that good (Kingdom of the Crystal Skull). Suprised me 8/10 and worth a look.

I used to like that Bill Beaumont and Ian Botham then Willie Carson had a funny laugh. After that I lost interest.

Best show on the box throughout the 80s and 90s. I was a regular and avid viewer. 
Barker/Parrot/McCoist being the last trio I recall watching regularly, and it was already on the slide by then.
Any snippet I have inadvertently caught since then did nothing to tempt me back.

Isn't that their normal way of communicating?

Just seen highlights...good stuff. I actually had to switch off the villa euro away game last week. The home fans deep droning chant drove me bonkers!

Brentford Vs Villa...cracking highlights on MOTD2, Watkins taking abuse from one fan behind the goal, Watkins scores the winner then points to the fan, The fan who you can see with his hoodie up just stands there with no come back...great stuff.
Martinez then gets clipped on his shoulder by Maupay and Martinez looks to be shot from far away as he falls to the ground, A little later, Martinez clips Maupay in the back who then proceeds hit the floor like a sack of spuds, Martinez then goes up to Maupay and grabs him by the shirt to lift him up, It all then kicks off with pink and yellow handbags at dawn 😁 12 yellow cards and 2 red given out ☺️
As Kevin Keegan once said...love it just love it ☺️

All of the Godfather films.

It helps if you have seen the news on social media today...

With a hoover as a present, I am sure she will return the favour 😉

Alfreton town game called off ten minutes before kickoff.

England women were good last night. What a turn around.
Bonus joke - They were also good in the football earlier.

Villa should win the uefa conference league easily. They have such a big advantage over the rest in terms of resources.
Most in that competition are Championship and League One standard.
The only real competition comes from the 7th or 8th best teams in France (Lille), Germany (Frankfurt), Spain and Italy (Fiorentina). And then England’s 7th best team blows them out of the water in terms of financial resources.
I just realized Spain don’t even have a team in it. Osasuna got knocked out in the playoff rounds.
England should have a winner in this competition every year. At this rate somebody like Chelsea or Newcastle will be in it next season.

Well that was a great finish to a game. Watching with the 8yo and it was the first time for him celebrating a last minute winner. Lots of noise and crazyness in our house.