Wolfie

12 hours ago, RoyMac5 said:

Best thing you can do is speak about your 'news' and share it with people (perhaps even join a support group) - that will help you deal with it and realise you're not alone in what you're going through. Don't bottle it up. Take care of yourself too.

Stop it. It freaks me out when you start talking sense ?

3 hours ago, Angry Ram said:

Got financial auditors in this week. Have a day out in London and come back to this ffs. 

 

That's the desk of a busy person if ever I saw one ?

Seeing Gary Rowett’s stupid face every time I open the SKY football App. 

2 hours ago, Paul71 said:

The couple were both naked? ?

Now that's my kind of restaurant....

Mrs Wolfie & I were in the hot tub last night and were suddenly joined by our ragdoll cat, who had presumably thought it was jumping on to the cosy tub cover and vaulted the side, only to find herself splashing down & trying to swim to the side in a panic.

Stupid Cat.

Having just returned from holiday, my 2 biggest gripes:

1. Bus transfers to/from the airport gate to the plane

2. Able bodied people who are seemingly unable to get into their plane seat without violently grabbing the back of the seat in front and shaking the occupant (ie: Me)

On 01/06/2018 at 13:19, McRamFan said:

Personalised plates, first they are not, they are a collection of letters and numbers that have been manipulated, illegally, just to make the person look like a knob. And they payed a good wedge for it.

Most personalised plates are legal and are legitimate old registrations, though. I bought one for Mrs Wolfie Mk1 & am sure that's the only reason she still uses my surname after 9 years of divorce?

The illegal bit is messing around with the letters & spacing etc, which can be done on any old or new plate.

I do agree about the nob bit, for these. I used to have a neighbour who did this but the plate still wasn't obviously "personal" enough, so underneath it (where you would normally have the car dealer name etc) thay had a sentence of explanantion as to what the plate meant.

Oops pic of  Albufeira too big?

50 minutes ago, ramsbottom said:

Annihilation - 7/10

 

That was a weird one. 6/10 for me, for some interesting ideas & OK effects but I felt it sort of petered out towards the end, like they ran out of confidence/ideas & didn't really know what to do with it.

3 minutes ago, Paul71 said:

Cheers. I got offered the Job today. Happy as a Happy thing. ?

 

Great news. Congratulations, mate.

11 minutes ago, Lambchop said:

More disturbingly, it’s a forceful reminder that there’s only a thin piece of nylon between Theresa’s clunge and the outside world. 

??????

20 minutes ago, Paul71 said:

Being 47 and going for an interview and feeling like a bag of nerves. Had maybe 3 interviews in my whole life.

Best of luck, fella.

8 hours ago, Parsnip said:

Yeah and him too...

What I can't get my head round is that somebody must be going round advising them to do that, as it's suddenly become a thing.

Who on earth thinks that's a good look?

15 minutes ago, Boycie said:

The mod that did it tried to remember what your thread title was, but the fool that he is forgot.

If you let me, erm him know, he’ll no doubt change it.

"Random stuff that annoys me" Thread

Thank you, erm, him

My thread title was better.

I'm being discriminated against ?

28 minutes ago, ramsbottom said:

Not as bad as the old dears who have all the time in the day to waste, so spend 20 minutes grabbing a full shop before paying for their petrol, moving their Merc (it is Mickleover...) which is far too big/powerful for them to drive, the f00k out of the way!!!

I don't disagree but on the one occasion I did that - move my car, freeing up the pump for someone waiting, when I knew I'd be a few minutes in the shop - I got bollocked by the person behind the counter for "driving off" without paying even though I parked up about 10 metres away and still on the forecourt.

Presumably nobody could use the pump until my transaction has been completed anyway? I don't know.

On 21/03/2018 at 19:31, Strange yearnings said:

Or Spiro Agnew = grow a penis

On 21/03/2018 at 19:21, King Kevin said:

This has got to be one of the cleverest
E-mails I've received in a while. 
Someone out there 
must be "deadly" at Scrabble.
 

Probably my favourite anagram of all time is the one for the old Conservative Health Secretary: Virginia Bottomley...........

I'm an evil tory bigot

Thought the hot tub had died due to bad leak & no way of locating it. Budgeting for £5-6k replacement.

Handy mate Bob comes round. 2 hours later......

£8 Homebase consumables

1 fixed hot tub

£42 Bottle of gin for Bob

Both happy.

10 hours ago, JoetheRam said:

Do you not come free at the side when swimming without having everything compartmentalised?

When your swimming shorts come half way down to your knees, just how dangly do your bits need to be?.

Mesh “pants” in swimming shorts. 

Cant be just me who cuts it out every time I buy new ones? Just bloody uncomfortable. 

People watching at Kings Cross

17 hours ago, David said:

Clothes which shorten the arm length when ordering smaller sizes. Just because I have a small chest does not mean I have short arms.

Spotted you preparing your next Avatar.

14 hours ago, David said:

Dog owners that don’t pick up their poo.

Or indeed that of their dog ?

1 hour ago, McRamFan said:

Mrs Wolfie needs to know that, not dcfcfans...

Because it's breaking news that it happens to the male of the species and therefore probably 90% of the posters on here?

1 hour ago, sage said:

I imagine he has a different way of letting her know.

...for all the good it does....