Animal is a Ram

Even sweeter that it's against Car Park Sold Out FC

It should really make no difference to us, our task is simple. If we have to rely on others after losing at home to bottom of the league, then we wouldn’t deserve to go up after all.

While his distribution could be better, and a few head loss moments have caused us some trouble, he's been solid.
I'd be more than happy to have him stay whichever league we're in.

HAHAHAHAHAHAH

This is absolutely what happens when the official club account tweets things to this effect. Instantly legitimised the normal conspiracy nonsense 

While his distribution could be better, and a few head loss moments have caused us some trouble, he's been solid.
I'd be more than happy to have him stay whichever league we're in.

While his distribution could be better, and a few head loss moments have caused us some trouble, he's been solid.
I'd be more than happy to have him stay whichever league we're in.

With any luck and a following wind, aided and abetted by a sterling performance from the lads, Posh v Trotters result will be totally irrelevant to where we finish in the League. We don't lose, we're up. PW never goes for the draw so we're all out for the win.
Job done. Now, let's all get to Pride Park on Saturday and have 30,000 Rams fans leaving the ground at about 15:15 totally hoarse.

This one?
 

It's not really a Premier League microcosm - it's a football one, though it is amplified beyond all reason in the premier league.
Footballers and managers exist in an environment where they never have to grow up. They play a game in childhood that someone pays them to do in adulthood, surrounded by similar people and those employed to perfom parental tasks like do the shopping, fix stuff etc.
Whilst this doesn't necessarily apply to all players, there are a lot of children in adult bodies, who never develop emotionally and are used to getting their own way, throwing tantrums etc.
The premier league and media endulge all this like rubbish parents.

1-0 would do keeps the GD well in check 

Look at the bright side, at least it's Tuesday now 😁
This week is indeed crawling past though... 

And now we watch and wait for the outrage to pour in

So, assuming Atwell is an England fan, how will they make sure that he doesn't cheat again for the benefit of the team he supports?
He'll be disallowing goals in the group stages to cunningly plot an easier route for England to the final.
His masterplan will be to get all the big teams into one half of the draw, so England can procede comfortably to the final.
Or perhaps we will see his real evil genius at work...making VAR decisions against England, meaning they only finish 2nd in group, but missing all the big teams that he has contrived to end up in the other half! God, he is well dodgy. But brilliant.

Great to see Clowes supporting too - hoping the one club approach does wonders for developing the women's too.
Fantastic achievement, up the Ewes!

HAHAHAHAHAHAH

Look at the bright side, at least it's Tuesday now 😁
This week is indeed crawling past though... 

This is absolutely what happens when the official club account tweets things to this effect. Instantly legitimised the normal conspiracy nonsense 

Win for Posh. Keeps Bolton under a lot of pressure.

This is absolutely what happens when the official club account tweets things to this effect. Instantly legitimised the normal conspiracy nonsense 

I've found the ticket site to be flaky as all heck.
You do you. 
It doesn't particularly matter, just means PP will still be rocking. 

This in spades 🙌 
Bittersweet for sure and as much a relief as anything, after our troubles. it's been a proper slog and we still need one more big performance to be sure. I wouldn't worry about B4 too much though, as word has it he told the big boss he was nipping out for milk on Saturday evening and has not been seen since 👀

Seen this proudly heralded on here and rightly so, but it does still seem to have gone under the radar a little, unless yours truly has simply missed it. Thirteen away wins in a single season is bonkers and in these lower divisions, it feels like it's even harder, with some teams pulling out all the stops to ensure their pitches don't encourage actual football. And that's before we mention the 'special attention' ritually handed out to any player with attacking ability.
Thinking about this a little, it wasn't that long ago that we couldn't buy an away win and even more recently, our home form was shocking with only our away day prowess keeping our noses in it. On reflection, I'm quite proud at how we've ridden the bumps, worked hard and have improved all the way to the line. Going into the last game we've a 14 to 13 split for home and away victories, so our home form in the second half of the season has actually been very good too.
Having a quick tot up as I read the article, a great stat emerged, no xG, I promise!; in winning the 13 away games, we outscored our respective opponents by a staggering 31 goals to 6 which yields an effective rate of over 5 goals scored for every one conceded. See! I told you it was a doozy! 
Have a read of the article linked below if you fancy a quick bask in the reflected glory. Handy way to distract yourself from how slowly this pesky working week is going.
Whadddya mean it's only Monday!?! It must be at least Wednesday by now!!! 😡
https://www.dcfc.co.uk/news/2024/04/in-focus-the-away-wins-that-set-a-new-derby-county-club-record

The opportunity to win promotion at Pride Park, in front of a sell out crowd, after what the club has essentially gone through the last four years, is something that could create memories that will last a lifetime.
If, and hopefully when it happens, I'll definitely spare a thought for B4 and others who marched through the city to help keep the club alive but sadly won't be here to see this significant step in our rebuilding process.