Mucker1884

You obviously didn't know about the bloke that left 5 minutes before you got back.

I wouldn't describe today as a 💩 day.
Far from ideal of course, but it's all gone to form.  No surprises.  Every one of our rivals have done what was realistically expected. 
I've only seen results, not details, but I'm assuming none of them fluked it? None were handed the points from a man in a black kit carrying a brown envelope?
Only our own hopes, prayers, and blind optimism would have forecast any of today's results going any other way.
Today has simply gone to form, rather than our wishes.  It's not a good day... but it's unsporting to our rivals to label it a 💩 day.
Our 💩 days were the woeful defeats at Northampton and Reading.  The home defeat to Wigan. 
Only a 1-1 draw at never before scored a goal Cheltenham.  Arguably the "undeserved" defeat at Bolton.  There's probably more!  They were all 💩 days.
Anyway... Here's hoping tomorrow makes today "Not as bad as it could have been"!  🐏 🤞
 

Yes as long as they don’t ask me to play.😂

… don’t disagree but it is a shame  people on here get up in arms when other teams (or their mascots) do it. 
(I assume she meant discreet not discrete) 

I noticed that.  I smiled and applauded.
This is not a time for honour and morality.  Now is the time we need to join the masses, and sh***ouse our way to victory!  😁 

Nope.  It's not meant to be taken seriously and/or be based on factual evidence.
It is catchy, easy on the ear, and fun.
What's not to like?

Went to that 4-0 at white hart lane. We were 3-0 down after 13 mins, think even Darren Bent managed to score and he was crap at spurs 

Perfect description.
He had a job to do, and did it well... and has the medals to prove it.
Respect, and RIP sir.

I don't recall... but having just Googled the fixtures, it was followed by...
4-0 at Spurs... home loss to Brum... 6-0 at Anfield... I think it must have been around this time that doubt started to... oh... but wait... what's that you say?... Newcastle at home.?.. We're saved!  Hoorah!  Bring on The Arsenal...  🤣

I don't recall... but having just Googled the fixtures, it was followed by...
4-0 at Spurs... home loss to Brum... 6-0 at Anfield... I think it must have been around this time that doubt started to... oh... but wait... what's that you say?... Newcastle at home.?.. We're saved!  Hoorah!  Bring on The Arsenal...  🤣

First off, go back to line 4, and ditch the word "Fault".  Ain't no place for that sort of talk in here!  
Secondly, big up to you for opening up on a public web page.  It ain't easy, but it is healthy!
I did the same (different forum) back in 2016 when it became apparent that our granddaughter was highly unlikely to survive to a live birth, due to a rare but full on ("Edwards") Syndrome.  (As it happened, given the odds we were given at the start, we took much solace from her making it through, and sharing a whole hour with us all, before taking her leave and heading for the stars.)
To this day, I have absolutely no regrets about going "public", and took great comfort from the best wishes (and subsequent condolences) from my "on-line friends".  Never bottle it up, and never be afraid of opening up, whether that be to professionals, close family, or even complete strangers on the internet.  
From this point, all we can do is offer our own best wishes to you both, and keep our fingers crossed for you.  Even the minutest of percentages have been known to be overcome. 🤞
It appears you pair are together as one.  Keep it that way, and you'll conquer anything and everything, regardless of how severe things may appear at any given moment.  Stay strong FOR each other... and WITH each other!
All the best to you both.
xxx

Exercise is overrated mi duck, room with a view. 😂

While @Foreveram is getting drunk, we're out taking in the views.
It's a bit disappointing though, half of the seafront is closed! 

Perfect description.
He had a job to do, and did it well... and has the medals to prove it.
Respect, and RIP sir.

Larry Lloyd - brick sh**house - RIP

I noticed that.  I smiled and applauded.
This is not a time for honour and morality.  Now is the time we need to join the masses, and sh***ouse our way to victory!  😁 

I'm dumb.
No, seriously!  

That's just reminded me of a nice little titbit connecting these two clubs...
Pompey win FA Cup in '39... then retain it for the longest uninterrupted period (7 years), due to the war years, before handing it over in '46... to us!  🏆
 
 

If Derby finish the season where I currently find myself, I'll be a very happy Ram! 

League standings so far, upto and including Blackpool (H) Game.
 
Premiership
 
leroyoftherovers    52
Dordogne-Ram    48
RadioactiveWaste    47
True Ram    47
Miggins    45
Foreveram    44
rynny    44
europia    43
mozza    43
HedgeEnder    42
Osbaldwick    42
timlondinium    41
Brammie Steve    40
Kernow    40
OohMartWright    40
BucksRam    39
Fla Ram    39
StevenageRam    39
Cardiogram    38
dcfc the 1 4me    38
 
Championship

RodleyRam    38
Carnero    37
hydraulic ram    37
MarsdenRam    37
Mucker1884    37
Comrade 86    36
Malty    36
taffyram    36
Addingham Ram    35
BodminRam    35
rammieib    35
Puffin    34
ramant62    34
Ramifications    34
archram    33
Bessie1    33
Grimbeard    33
Ted McMinn Football Genius    33
DiggerB    32
EssendonRam    32
Ramsamwidge    32
WharfedaleRam    32
FindernRam    31
harwich ram    31
 
Div1

angieram    30
BathRam72    30
Blondest Goat    30
Chris_Martin    30
Kenavo    30
MidWalesRam    30
Premier ram    30
TheHospitalier    30
Wolfie    30
BramcoteRam84    29
DCFC Kicks    29
FlyBritishMidland    29
ilsonram12    29
Topram    29
Jourdan    28
LeedsCityRam    28
SKRam    28
TimRam    28
hintonsboots    27
InstaRam    27
Jase116    27
Wolfie20    27
Mckram    26
Simmo's left foot    26
 
Div2

AndyB    25
Curtains    25
DCFC1388    25
Rich84    25
ColonelBlimp    24
Jimbo Ram    24
SKHunter    24
gccrowdpleaser    23
DesertRam    22
Elgin_Ram    21
Steve How Hard?    20
Amberram    19
cstand    18
Eoghan1884    18
jimtastic56    18
PendineRam    18
BriggRam    17
JuanFloEvraTheCocu'sNesta    17
REDCAR    17
Van der MoodHoover    17
BOB BIGGS    16
JMC    15
1967Ram    15
r4derby    14
 
Div3

BarrowRam    13
Jortat    13
oodledoodle    13
MadAmster    12
TomTom92    12
DCFC4LIFE    10
Mick Brolly    10
CBRammette    9
TF Ram    9
Magicman    8
Scott129    8
uttoxram75    8
Will Hughes Hair    8
Alan Ramage 4 EVA    7
Animal is a Ram    7
Brailsford Ram    7
21CSchizoidRam    7
DerbyAleMan    7
Foxy Ram    7
MaltRam    7
PrideParkhead    7
Sheff Ram    7
Chopper    6
Keepyuppy    6
 
Div4

Rampant    6
DE56Ram    5
dantheram    5
Dean (hick) Saunders    5
Elwood P Dowd    5
one_chop    5
sheeponacid    5
bucktwo    4
EnigmaRam    4
Gabby'sThighs    4
Gladys_was_the_Greatest    4
MackworthRamisGod    4
NegativeCreep    4
Ram-a-lama fa fa fa    4
Turk Thrust    4
Wistaston Ram    4
Woodley Ram    4
BaianoPOTY98    3
HonitonRam    3
Idiakez    3
ivo_knoflicek    3
Jram    3
Justa    3
JustOneBiblicalKazim    3
 
Div5

kevinhectoring    3
LittleEatonRam    3
Matchday Fred    3
Mrso    3
Needlesh    3
NottmRAM    3
oohmarkwright    3
Old Spalding Ram    3
S8TY    3
SinceIWasntSoYoung    3
Slaapwekkend P    3
strawhillram    3
Abu Derby    2
dabber    2
Dava75    2
EraniosSocks    2
glyn1957    2
Hoppo    2
Johnnyoj    2
8Leeds    2
Makedoh    2
Marriot Ram99    2
minesahartington    2
OUTSIDER    2
 
Div6

Paultheram    2
plymouthram    2
Ramaldo    2
Ram_in_Cumbria    2
Skin em Ted    2
ziggazagga    2
Anag Ram    1
Archie    1
B4's Sister    1
CapeTownRams    1
CBX1985    1
Charliegeorge1962    1
CodnorRam    1
De22Ram    1
DavesaRam    1
DCFCmaz    1
deanoakram4life    1
Donegal Ram    1
England Ram    1
Electric Ram    1
Ghost of Clough    1
jameso    1
lagavulinram    1
littleover ram    1
 
Div7

lrm14    1
lukedcfc    1
MACKWORTHRAM     1
MickD    1
NG2Ram    1
old tray boy    1
Raich Carter    1
Ram a lamb a ding dong    1
ramboy63    1
RamDotFi    1
Ramrob    1
RoyMac5    1
sage    1
Seth's left foot    1
Smon Bradley    1
Tamworthram    1
TheRamOfSwad    1
The_Sheriff    1
TomG    1
Top Lino    1
trappatoni    1
Alty_Ram    0
AlvoRam    0
Ambitious    0
 
Div8

Andrew1    0
Barney1991    0
bcnram    0
bimmerman    0
BLB    0
Chellaston Ram    0
chewbacca    0
Chesterfield_Ram    0
CrapSince99    0
Davec2203    0
Dethorn    0
devonram1980    0
Diego    0
Eargasm    0
eddy779h34    0
Ellafella    0
et arietem    0
Franks Tanked    0
Gee SCREAMER !!    0
GeneralRam    0
Gritstone Ram    0
Guest    0
Hustler    0
Ian Buxton's Bat    0
 
Div9

Inverurie Ram    0
Jayram    0
Jubbs    0
kash_a_ram_a_ding_dong    0
Kinder    0
Kokosnuss    0
Kooklaram    0
Lac291884    0
LazloW    0
LeedsRam1999    0
McMuffin    0
Mikeyboy1963    0
MK-Ram    0
Oldben    0
oldtimeram    0
Parsnip    0
1977 Ram Raider    0
Ramism    0
ramit    0
Rample    0
Ramslad1992    0
Ratpackram    0
Reggie Greenwood    0
richinspain    0
 
Non-League

S6 boy    0
Saturn5    0
secretsquirrel    0
simmoram1995    0
Sparkle    0
Srg    0
SSD    0
StarterForTen    0
Stommo    0
SWRam    0
Sussex Ram    0
swadieram    0
Sweetness34    0
TaahnRam    0
ThePrisoner    0
TINMANTED    0
Toadbelly    0
valakari    0
WestStandStartTheBounce    0
 
 
T.B.C.
 

Hmmmm...