Mucker1884

Just a joke...
But based purely on my assumption (Rightly or wrongly? ?‍♂️) that a bump refers to bringing up a thread that hasn't been posted in for a while, and fallen away from the top (or near the top) of recent active threads.
Either way, I've now had to explain myself, and we all know what that means, when it comes to jokes!

Except Everton’s back four

Not sure what a Rooney bird is, but I do like the sound of a White Knight charging in to help secure promotion.
 
 

For the first time in decades, I wasn't back in my seat in time for the 2nd half kick off.  Just reached the internal stairs when the roar went up, so rather than going out to watch everyone celebrating, I dashed back to catch the replay on the concourse TV. 
If I'd have been on time... as I usually am... no way would Didzy have scored that second when he did!  ?
 
Just seen the highlights.  Couldn't tell at the time (from the other end), but Knighty's drag from right foot to left, for his goal, was pure class.  He's showing maturity beyond his years.  Marvellous!  ?

I'm bang in the centre of the NE corner.
One young lad (sounded 10ish?) screamed the allez, allez, allez song, from the top of his lungs.  All alone.  Well off key and out of tune. It was almost painful to hear!  He just about managed to finish without his head exploding... then those around him decided to go again, and it built up to at least half way down the East, and all the way along the North. 
I hope he was proud, and I hope he felt his efforts were worth it, as they almost came to embarassing silence!

Never give up, young man, whoever you were.
?

11 mins after the previous post? 
#getoveryersen  ?  

He’s a young lad and gets over excited ? give him a break or I’ll set B4 on you. 

Not sure what a Rooney bird is, but I do like the sound of a White Knight charging in to help secure promotion.
 
 

This new shirt added to the collection will be on display for the first time.

Not sure what a Rooney bird is, but I do like the sound of a White Knight charging in to help secure promotion.
 
 

An old one.

We may have been better with Bird on the pitch?  We may not?  We'll never know.
But one thing we didn't do, was "really struggle".  

For the first time in decades, I wasn't back in my seat in time for the 2nd half kick off.  Just reached the internal stairs when the roar went up, so rather than going out to watch everyone celebrating, I dashed back to catch the replay on the concourse TV. 
If I'd have been on time... as I usually am... no way would Didzy have scored that second when he did!  ?
 
Just seen the highlights.  Couldn't tell at the time (from the other end), but Knighty's drag from right foot to left, for his goal, was pure class.  He's showing maturity beyond his years.  Marvellous!  ?

There's a lovely little tweet of the latest goal scored by this ex-Ram on the current Matchday Thread (v Morecambe). if anyone wants to go an search it out.  ?
 
#random
#seek and thee shall find
#awkward
# ?No connection, No connection, No connection to the matchday thread
#etc, etc...

I agree with @Sparkle In our current run of form, we've no reason to fear anyone. Our lads certainly won't. That's not to say we'll win every game, but I'd make us favourites in each individual contest. Likewise, having games against rivals for the top slots just gives us a chance to close gaps further. We were told that there was no chance of catching Ipswich, but as it stands, we'll go above them should we win our game in hand and we'll then be only 5 points off Plymouth in second. It'll be tough to maintain these levels, of course, but we're closing the gap to second pretty rapidly now. Nothing to lose, everything to gain and all the momentum is with us currently.
COYR

Was it the lino? 

They do that sometimes, keep well clear mate.

Well, on paper, I was right!
Bigger than I dared predict though, coward me!
...And not as big as it could/should have been been!
I know we football fans are susceptable to exaggeration, but 7/8 wouldn'y have flattered us, and even double figures wouldn't have needed too much of a stretch.
We annhialated 'em.  And I thoroughly enjoyed every minute... including staying back to applaud them all off.  Thoroughly deserved.
Onwards.  Upwards.  And At 'em!  ? 

For the first time in decades, I wasn't back in my seat in time for the 2nd half kick off.  Just reached the internal stairs when the roar went up, so rather than going out to watch everyone celebrating, I dashed back to catch the replay on the concourse TV. 
If I'd have been on time... as I usually am... no way would Didzy have scored that second when he did!  ?
 
Just seen the highlights.  Couldn't tell at the time (from the other end), but Knighty's drag from right foot to left, for his goal, was pure class.  He's showing maturity beyond his years.  Marvellous!  ?

Well, on paper, I was right!
Bigger than I dared predict though, coward me!
...And not as big as it could/should have been been!
I know we football fans are susceptable to exaggeration, but 7/8 wouldn'y have flattered us, and even double figures wouldn't have needed too much of a stretch.
We annhialated 'em.  And I thoroughly enjoyed every minute... including staying back to applaud them all off.  Thoroughly deserved.
Onwards.  Upwards.  And At 'em!  ? 

For the first time in decades, I wasn't back in my seat in time for the 2nd half kick off.  Just reached the internal stairs when the roar went up, so rather than going out to watch everyone celebrating, I dashed back to catch the replay on the concourse TV. 
If I'd have been on time... as I usually am... no way would Didzy have scored that second when he did!  ?
 
Just seen the highlights.  Couldn't tell at the time (from the other end), but Knighty's drag from right foot to left, for his goal, was pure class.  He's showing maturity beyond his years.  Marvellous!  ?

TBF I said pretty much the same the night you beat Malmo. 

Sorry mate I meant to say a women who did not people chanting getting behind the team she glared at me I throught tough luck I am getting behind the lads.

Can we crowd fund season tickets?
 

I've been really ill for the last few weeks, so missed both Bolton and West Ham. 
Still not feeling that good, but a nice walk along the river and then feasting on that liquid football has been quite the tonic. 
We're going up.