JoetheRam

Tony ****ing Blair.

8 hours ago, SaintRam said:

If anyone hasn't been exposed to the commentary on RamsTV and is wondering why at times in the past Jack Woodward has been referred to as Alan Partridge, listen to the commentary on Winnall's goal. He's not a bad commentator, despite being absurdly positive which I think is a symptom of being employed by the club, but snippets like this do bring me chuckles during the games.

 

Thryker!!!

That...was liquid football.

"Too funny".

And "I can't even..."

What stupid sayings. F**kin internet.

People that spell a very simple, traditional three letter name incorrectly on company emails, despite me continually signing off emails with the correct spelling.

Good Will Hunting.

Wicked Smaht out of 10.

...And old people on public transport at peak times.

Especially the bus. Guaranteed at 9.15 they'll start trying to get on when a bus-pass is only valid after 9.30. Then moan when not allowed on for free. 

Bunch of triple-locked b*stards.

Central Park.

Was last week but I wanna show off.

2 hours ago, Wolfie20 said:

Maybe, in this crazy 'I'm going to sue you' world we now live in, you can be held responsible if you've cleared snow off the public footpath, it freezes over then someone slips on it. That's why I'll clear my drive but only up as far as the footpath and don't move your snow outside of your property either. Twenty years ago we joked about things like this, saying this is what the Americans would do but it's here. Bonkers!

2 hours ago, McRamFan said:

See below

Yes people would sue, so councils have asked people not to clear the paths.  Way back we use to clear the whole cul-de-sac pavements of snow and contruct a massive ice fort and have battles, probably can't do that nowadays unless you have RAMS completed.

Classic urban myth. It is the responsibility of the person who slips over (obviously).

4 hours ago, rynny said:

Why would you be walking on people's drives? 

I meant the bit of pavement in front of peoples driveways...

1 hour ago, rynny said:

People walking down the middle of the road when the pavements have a bit of snow on them.

Had it today where the road had more ice on it than the pavement yet a woman was still walking on the road with her pushchair.

Having to walking on the road because no one clears their drives and pathways anymore and the council are useless.

Uncle Buck

9/10

Posh toast...

Smashed avocado, runny poached eggs, bacon, few mixed leaves, crushed chillis on ciabatta toast. Lots of pepper, smidge of salt.

Beaut.

On 27/11/2017 at 23:54, Alpha said:

Yeah, was surprised it wasn't called on the 2nd knockdown at the end of the first. 

What was with the crowd? It looked like a small venue but they said Madison Square Garden? 

Some good fights to be made at that weight. Badou Jack fights at that weight now. Maybe Adonis Stevenson could show up more than once per year. 

Shame we've not got much British interest amongst all the eastern Europeans and Americans.

Was just the Theatre at MSG - the Ice Hockey was in the main arena. Probably 1500 in attendance.

First fights I've seen live (undercard was massive - must have been 9 fights), enjoyed it, despite the number of Yanks who can't handle a beer and have no concept of banter. 

Was very surprised the ref left it so late with the stoppage - seemed to want to see Shabranskyy lifted off his feet. Kovalev's power was impressive.

A couple of really questionable decisions by the judges in the earlier fights slightly soured it, but got to witness the great Michael Buffer in full flow.

Gal Gadot.

Using "Finking" and "Free", when they mean "Thinking" and "Three".  Scrubbers.

Got tickets for Kovalev v Shabranskyy in a couple of weeks at MSG.

Is Kovalev still decent or have the losses to Andre Ward done for him?

Gamboa v Sully Barrera on the U/C.

23 hours ago, loweman2 said:

I've got the same scarf as the one that Arthur's got round his neck.

Always wondered what approximate age it was.

I sense a new thread in the same vein as the "mugs" one...

Withnail & I

11/10

I demand to have some booze!

Eniola Aluko.

Just shut up.

Fireworks on every day except 5th November and New Years Eve.

It's 3 weeks until Guy Fawkes' Night, why the feck are you launching 5 megatons of explosives on the windiest night of the year at 11pm? 

Sticky ginger and miso beef with pak choi.

Beaut and even I can cook it.

FedEx.

On 16/10/2017 at 07:29, Moist One said:

(music) compilations that don't use the original recording.

It annoys the hell out of me when certain compilations dub out certain words or shorten songs. If you don't want the song 'as is', then don't put it in your compilation. Main offenders of this are those wanky Indie-anthems compilations that cut off the excellent musical outro on I am the Resurrection by The Stone Roses, and those Ministry of Sound compilations, there is a Hip Hop one where they've silenced all the N-words and Swear Words! Pointless! Grrrrr

Jukeboxes that do the same. I want my 9 minutes worth when I put my 50 pence in.

Football's possession obsession.

Tried this cooking lark out me sen tonight. 

Lemon roast chicken breasts with bombay potatoes.