Bob The Badger Posted August 16, 2022 Share Posted August 16, 2022 I have a favourite pair of Diesel trainers that are disappointingly starting to look sorry for themselves. Yet I still find myself wearing them day after day around the house. Why, don't I save them? Because even though they are lace ups I can easily slide them on and off without undoing the laces. With all my other trainers I have to go to the trouble of undoing the laces and I can't be arsed. I also will continue to wear a pair of jeans that should really go in the wash because taking the belt out and then putting it into the clean pair is a real chore. and I will also often stare in an irritated way at my laptop screen for hours through smeared glasses because I can't be bothered to open my top drawer and get a lens cloth and cleaner out. Anybody beat those for sheer unadulterated laziness? RadioactiveWaste, Miggins, Mostyn6 and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day Posted August 16, 2022 Share Posted August 16, 2022 Order drinks through the table service app whilst in the pub. The best thing to come from covid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maxjam Posted August 16, 2022 Share Posted August 16, 2022 1 minute ago, Bob The Badger said: I have a favourite pair of Diesel trainers that are disappointingly starting to look sorry for themselves. Yet I still find myself wearing them day after day around the house. Why, don't I save them? Because even though they are lace ups I can easily slide them on and off without undoing the laces. With all my other trainers I have to go to the trouble of undoing the laces and I can't be arsed. lol same, an old pair of well-worn trainers that should have been consigned to the bin months ago with the laces undone but tucked in are about as comfortable as you can get for going around the house - and also technically not slippers, so I'm not old yet ? RadioactiveWaste and Andrew3000 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
May Contain Nuts Posted August 16, 2022 Share Posted August 16, 2022 Everything. Nothing. Both answers apply equally. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mucker1884 Posted August 16, 2022 Share Posted August 16, 2022 I really cba to list all mine. ? Steve How Hard?, maxjam, May Contain Nuts and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted August 16, 2022 Share Posted August 16, 2022 2 hours ago, David said: Order drinks through the table service app whilst in the pub. The best thing to come from covid. And tweet your table number. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day Posted August 16, 2022 Share Posted August 16, 2022 2 hours ago, Boycie said: And tweet your table number. I'm not that daft. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted August 16, 2022 Share Posted August 16, 2022 24 minutes ago, David said: I'm not that daft. I knew you’d deny it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
QuitYourJibbaJivin Posted August 16, 2022 Share Posted August 16, 2022 Put a jumper on when it’s hot because I can’t be arsed to iron a T-shirt. Comrade 86 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TomBustler1884 Posted August 17, 2022 Share Posted August 17, 2022 It's not laziness, it's energy efficiency. I know nothing, RadioactiveWaste and Day 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RadioactiveWaste Posted August 17, 2022 Share Posted August 17, 2022 Old me: everything Not be murdered by my better half for being to manky and annoying me: well, the faithful old trainers one. And regrets of a simpler time in the hovel with only my thoughts and the bugs to keep me company. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FindernRam Posted August 22, 2022 Share Posted August 22, 2022 On 16/08/2022 at 16:48, QuitYourJibbaJivin said: because I can’t be arsed to iron a T-shirt. Put it anyway, when you sweat a bit smooth it with you hands. Perfect! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaspode Posted August 22, 2022 Share Posted August 22, 2022 1 hour ago, FindernRam said: Put it anyway, when you sweat a bit smooth it with you hands. Perfect! That;s not going to work if you're more wrinkly than the t-shirt..... Tamworthram 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost of Clough Posted August 22, 2022 Share Posted August 22, 2022 On 16/08/2022 at 10:42, Bob The Badger said: I have a favourite pair of Diesel trainers that are disappointingly starting to look sorry for themselves. Yet I still find myself wearing them day after day around the house. Why, don't I save them? Because even though they are lace ups I can easily slide them on and off without undoing the laces. With all my other trainers I have to go to the trouble of undoing the laces and I can't be arsed. I also will continue to wear a pair of jeans that should really go in the wash because taking the belt out and then putting it into the clean pair is a real chore. and I will also often stare in an irritated way at my laptop screen for hours through smeared glasses because I can't be bothered to open my top drawer and get a lens cloth and cleaner out. Anybody beat those for sheer unadulterated laziness? You're so lazy you don't even take your trainers off in the house despite being able to "easily slide them on and off". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FindernRam Posted August 23, 2022 Share Posted August 23, 2022 16 hours ago, Gaspode said: That;s not going to work if you're more wrinkly than the t-shirt..... You been speaking to my wife? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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