BriggRam Posted April 7, 2022 Share Posted April 7, 2022 14 hours ago, Rev said: He beat her like an egg,a lovely rhyming couplet. I'm sure that Ulrika loves that description of her misery. It would scrammble her brain if she heard it Sweetness34 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted April 7, 2022 Author Share Posted April 7, 2022 52 minutes ago, I DONT MIND said: i suggest it could do with twit modifying slightly to Rhyme? That's the forum swear filter kicking in. GB SPORTS 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turk Thrust Posted April 7, 2022 Share Posted April 7, 2022 The only song I can think of that sounds vaguely like Kirchner is the Chas and Dave song “Gertcha”. I’m sure some budding lyricist on here could do something with it Chester40 and GboroRam 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BaaLocks Posted April 7, 2022 Share Posted April 7, 2022 17 hours ago, uttoxram75 said: You've got to admit its an almost perfect chant of tribal hatred and poor taste coupled with a huge element of glorying the targets deplorable behaviour to poor old Ulrika, a veritable throwback to terrace culture of the 70s and 80s that almost deserves to be preserved for its pure awfulness in today's sanitised environment. Straight outta da Popside! It's often cited in those great football chant threads and I've had more than one person, when I tell them I'm a Ram, say it is the only Derby chant they know. But I'm with the majority (which is a rare occurrence theses days - oooh politics!!) and think we should get @Rev's version off the ground. Even Jamie Thrasivoulou would be proud of it. Rev 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Ram Posted April 7, 2022 Share Posted April 7, 2022 On 06/04/2022 at 19:59, Rev said: It makes light of domestic abuse, for a start. This version is targeted at the architect of our downfall, who's gotten off pretty damn lightly imo. I'd have put Pearce in there too, but he's still an official at DCFC, so didn't want to risk it. Agreed. Pretty much treats domestic violence as a joke. It's embarrassing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yani P Posted April 8, 2022 Share Posted April 8, 2022 15 hours ago, Turk Thrust said: The only song I can think of that sounds vaguely like Kirchner is the Chas and Dave song “Gertcha”. I’m sure some budding lyricist on here could do something with it Kirchner Boys Hersham Boys Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mucker1884 Posted April 8, 2022 Share Posted April 8, 2022 3 hours ago, Yani P said: Kirchner Boys Hersham Boys Kirchner boys, Kirchner boys, Rawhide boots and leather chaps. Kirchner boys, Kirchner boys, All sombreros and afternoon naps! ? Ken Tram 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uttoxram75 Posted April 8, 2022 Share Posted April 8, 2022 16 hours ago, Mucker1884 said: All sombreros and afternoon naps! ☝️ California Ram. and Mucker1884 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chester40 Posted April 9, 2022 Share Posted April 9, 2022 Wouldn't it be simple and nicer in the modern world to just adapt it to something along lines of - 'Ohhhh... Chris Kirchner is a banker He wears a Derby cap He bought up Derby County And he's a brilliant chap ....etc' ? Mucker1884 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mucker1884 Posted April 9, 2022 Share Posted April 9, 2022 54 minutes ago, Chester40 said: Wouldn't it be simple and nicer in the modern world to just adapt it to something along lines of - 'Ohhhh... Chris Kirchner is a banker He wears a Derby cap He bought up Derby County And he's a brilliant chap ....etc' ? This self-censorship is so confusing. You did actually mean "banker", right? ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chester40 Posted April 9, 2022 Share Posted April 9, 2022 24 minutes ago, Mucker1884 said: This self-censorship is so confusing. You did actually mean "banker", right? ? Exactly!! Scans better than entrepreneur or crypto-invester. It's turning it on its head. Self aware modernism ? Mucker1884 and archram 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seaside Ram Posted April 9, 2022 Share Posted April 9, 2022 On 06/04/2022 at 19:46, B4ev6is said: I like old one thanks he is still a banker. Good lad , let’s keep it going to always remind him what he is . Altogether now .....Collymore’s a W........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WamRam Posted April 20, 2022 Share Posted April 20, 2022 Liked the new Liverpool one last night. So we can be the first team to steal it... I’m so glad, that Rooney is a Ram, I’m so glad, and so I told me mam Rooney said to me you know, We’re gonna win the league you know, He said so, I’m in love with him and I feel fine… Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mostyn6 Posted April 20, 2022 Share Posted April 20, 2022 Time to abandon the Collymore song. its childish, pathetic and immature. I cringe any time i hear it and ultimately he’s not relevant. Breaking his leg against us was 20years ago. What the hell is a banker’s hat anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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