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Your top 3 Hopes for 2021/22


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3 hours ago, RadioactiveWaste said:

1. Club is out of administration. New ownership conducts itself competently.

2. Assuming saleable players have all been sold, a squad that is at least competitive in league 1.

3. The academy is retained and sustained at a decent level.

1 embargo cleared, Chris Kirchner buys us and unexpectedly moves to Spondon having discovered his grandparents lived there in matrimonial bliss on their way from Vienna to South Africa. He feels he has come home, he is deliriously happy and says he will never leave.  

2 CK floats his company at a valuation of $10bn. It is discovered he was also an early investor in uber, Netflix, Tesla and Amazon. 
 

3 in a shrewd joint venture with local business associates, he buys Riverside Stadium from recently appointed administrators. He redevelops it as a power generation site housing small scale nuclear reactors manufactured by Rolls Royce. The industrial park is named ‘Pride Park ll’ and the access road ‘Derby Way’. After some 900 pages of vituperative posting on the OTIB website, and as we win promotion to the PL, Mr Ploppy is finally sued by our hero for libel (triple damages) and is condemned to bankruptcy prison where his eyes are pinned open and he is forced to watch ‘that volley’ by Kevin Hector on a loop 24 hours a day. 

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29 minutes ago, kevinhectoring said:

1 embargo cleared, Chris Kirchner buys us and unexpectedly moves to Spondon having discovered his grandparents lived there in matrimonial bliss on their way from Vienna to South Africa. He feels he has come home, he is deliriously happy and says he will never leave.  

2 CK floats his company at a valuation of $10bn. It is discovered he was also an early investor in uber, Netflix, Tesla and Amazon. 
 

3 in a shrewd joint venture with local business associates, he buys Riverside Stadium from recently appointed administrators. He redevelops it as a power generation site housing small scale nuclear reactors manufactured by Rolls Royce. The industrial park is named ‘Pride Park ll’ and the access road ‘Derby Way’. After some 900 pages of vituperative posting on the OTIB website, and as we win promotion to the PL, Mr Ploppy is finally sued by our hero for libel (triple damages) and is condemned to bankruptcy prison where his eyes are pinned open and he is forced to watch ‘that volley’ by Kevin Hector on a loop 24 hours a day. 

And all I was hoping for was winning the FA cup

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