sage Posted March 10, 2021 Share Posted March 10, 2021 I have an opening I'd like you to fill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted March 10, 2021 Share Posted March 10, 2021 Thank you, next. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ramit Posted March 10, 2021 Share Posted March 10, 2021 That'll do pig, that'll do Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted March 11, 2021 Share Posted March 11, 2021 Get a grip of this - it'll break your wrist. Disclaimer - you might not get the job. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1of4 Posted March 11, 2021 Share Posted March 11, 2021 Is this a temporary position or will you be wanting someone longer. If asked I can be relied upon to finish the job in hand by myself Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ilkleyram Posted March 11, 2021 Share Posted March 11, 2021 When can you start? Oh, you have. Sorry, didn’t realise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1of4 Posted March 11, 2021 Share Posted March 11, 2021 Well thank you for coming but I didn't feel you are quite the right fit for any of the positions I have available. So if you see Miss Jones in the other room, she'll sort out any expenses incurred. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oomarkwright Posted March 11, 2021 Share Posted March 11, 2021 Can you pass me the rabbit please? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramslad1992 Posted March 11, 2021 Share Posted March 11, 2021 Welcome to the group session. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve How Hard? Posted March 11, 2021 Share Posted March 11, 2021 How quick can you give me a rise? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sage Posted March 11, 2021 Author Share Posted March 11, 2021 How flexible are you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted March 11, 2021 Share Posted March 11, 2021 This position would be more stimulating Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bwash_Ram Posted March 11, 2021 Share Posted March 11, 2021 Have you seen Mike Hunt? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelBlimp Posted March 11, 2021 Share Posted March 11, 2021 11 hours ago, oomarkwright said: Can you pass me the rabbit please? ? Really trying to work out what job you've gone for there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelBlimp Posted March 11, 2021 Share Posted March 11, 2021 3 hours ago, Bwash_Ram said: Have you seen Mike Hunt? I used to work back in Sussex with a IT contractor called Michael Hunt, nice chap. There is also, or used to be, a company in Bognor called Wayne Kerr. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mucker1884 Posted March 11, 2021 Share Posted March 11, 2021 I'm more than happy to start at the bottom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1of4 Posted March 11, 2021 Share Posted March 11, 2021 Thank you all for attending the assessment day. The session will start with a manual dexterity test, followed by an oral exam. Before finishing with you all taking part in a fully blown situation that will demonstrate your skills and how you measure up against the other candidates. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mucker1884 Posted March 11, 2021 Share Posted March 11, 2021 Before we start, can you please confirm your name! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dean (hick) Saunders Posted March 11, 2021 Share Posted March 11, 2021 Where did you learn that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chester40 Posted March 11, 2021 Share Posted March 11, 2021 I hope you can start immediately as the person doing the role has retired due to ill health and there is now a massive build up that needs sorting immediately. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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