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    I'm more than happy to start at the bottom.

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  • Is this a temporary position or will you be wanting someone longer.   If asked I can be relied upon to finish the job in hand by myself

That'll do pig, that'll do

Get a grip of this - it'll break your wrist.

Disclaimer - you might not get the job.

Is this a temporary position or will you be wanting someone longer.

 

If asked I can be relied upon to finish the job in hand by myself

When can you start? Oh, you have. Sorry, didn’t realise.

Well thank you for coming but I didn't feel you are quite the right fit for any of the positions I have available. So if you see Miss Jones in the other room, she'll sort out any expenses incurred.

Can you pass me the rabbit please? 

Welcome to the group session.

How quick can you give me a rise? 

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How flexible are you?

This position would be more stimulating

11 hours ago, oomarkwright said:

Can you pass me the rabbit please? 

? Really trying to work out what job you've gone for there.

3 hours ago, Bwash_Ram said:

Have you seen Mike Hunt?

I used to work back in Sussex with a IT contractor called Michael Hunt, nice chap.

There is also, or used to be, a company in Bognor called Wayne Kerr.

Thank you all for attending the assessment day. The session will start with a manual dexterity test, followed by an oral exam. Before finishing with you all taking part in a fully blown situation that will demonstrate your skills and how you measure up against the other candidates.

Before we start, can you please confirm your name!

I hope you can start immediately as the person doing the role has retired due to ill health and there is now a massive build up that needs sorting immediately. 

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