Van der MoodHoover Posted October 9, 2020 Share Posted October 9, 2020 1 hour ago, DarkFruitsRam7 said: If you must know, I found one last night. Spanish! You're the Juan that I want...... Oo oo ooh honey.......? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Van der MoodHoover Posted October 9, 2020 Share Posted October 9, 2020 Or was it a Juan night stand?? I'm here all season...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted October 9, 2020 Share Posted October 9, 2020 47 minutes ago, Steve How Hard? said: Was that your first Juan? 12 minutes ago, Van der MoodHoover said: You're the Juan that I want...... Oo oo ooh honey.......? 11 minutes ago, Van der MoodHoover said: Or was it a Juan night stand?? I'm here all season...... But alas, like Derby, not first this season! More than Juan pun is available. On reflection I've been overly harsh. I si what you've done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sage Posted October 9, 2020 Share Posted October 9, 2020 1 hour ago, DarkFruitsRam7 said: If you must know, I found one last night. Spanish! Did you ave Maria? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted October 9, 2020 Share Posted October 9, 2020 4 minutes ago, sage said: Did you ave Maria? Schu Bert he did! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uttoxram75 Posted October 9, 2020 Share Posted October 9, 2020 Did she Lloret you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Van der MoodHoover Posted October 9, 2020 Share Posted October 9, 2020 Was she an older lady? Up for a bit of a Tossa del Ma(r) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sage Posted October 9, 2020 Share Posted October 9, 2020 3 hours ago, DarkFruitsRam7 said: If you must know, I found one last night. Spanish! If you wake up in the morning with a nasty case of Fuengerola, buy some Creme Catalan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FindernRam Posted October 10, 2020 Share Posted October 10, 2020 If you want stupidity off the scale take a look at the Darwin Awards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richinspain Posted October 10, 2020 Share Posted October 10, 2020 13 hours ago, DarkFruitsRam7 said: If you must know, I found one last night. Spanish! Well it wasn't me. @Spanish and @zaragozaram, how are you both? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spanish Posted October 10, 2020 Share Posted October 10, 2020 1 hour ago, richinspain said: Well it wasn't me. @Spanish and @zaragozaram, how are you both? I feel special and lucky Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zaragozaram Posted October 10, 2020 Share Posted October 10, 2020 4 hours ago, richinspain said: Well it wasn't me. @Spanish and @zaragozaram, how are you both? Estoy Bien! ¿Vosotros? Estoy de Rodriguez ' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richinspain Posted October 10, 2020 Share Posted October 10, 2020 3 minutes ago, zaragozaram said: Estoy Bien! ¿Vosotros? Estoy de Rodriguez ' Que suerte. Yo con toda la familia política Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spanish Posted October 10, 2020 Share Posted October 10, 2020 4 hours ago, richinspain said: Que suerte. Yo con toda la familia política todo bien aqui Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyler Durden Posted October 11, 2020 Share Posted October 11, 2020 Students fined for breaching social distancing rules after holding a party to celebrate getting negative Covid 19 results. Couldn't make it up. https://westbridgfordwire.com/ten-fixed-penalty-notices-handed-to-nottingham-students-over-covid-regulation-breaches/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted October 12, 2020 Share Posted October 12, 2020 I was reminded when watching League of their Own earlier, that I'd struck up a conversation on a flight back from Budapest a few years back with a woman. I'd been on the piss for a few days, she'd been watching her son in a swimming competition. Fair play I said, did he get on ok, thinking it was a school trip or summat, to which she said he'd done pretty well. It was then my missus whispered in my ear 'That's Adam Peaty's mum, you twit'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FindernRam Posted October 12, 2020 Share Posted October 12, 2020 8 hours ago, reverendo de duivel said: Adam Peaty Who he then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost of Clough Posted October 12, 2020 Share Posted October 12, 2020 43 minutes ago, FindernRam said: Who he then? The second most famous person from Uttoxeter behind@uttoxram75 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richinspain Posted October 12, 2020 Share Posted October 12, 2020 I once went into the argument thread hoping to find some news about coronavirus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BaaLocks Posted October 12, 2020 Share Posted October 12, 2020 27 minutes ago, Ghost of Clough said: The second most famous person from Uttoxeter behind@uttoxram75 Not even. To name but two there's Shane Meadows and Bartley Gorman - King Of The Gypsies in bare knuckle boxing for twenty years, even Kevin Poole wasn't going for that long. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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