i-Ram Posted September 26, 2020 Share Posted September 26, 2020 8 minutes ago, DarkFruitsRam7 said: @David and I have now both carried out scooter-related acts of stupidity. After a few pints in early-morning Budapest, I thought it would be a good idea to recreate the famous Titanic scene with a female friend on an electric scooter in the pouring rain. Needless to it ended up with a trip to hospital, a few scrapes for me and a fractured elbow for her. I’ve never watched Titanic, and never will, but did they really have an electric scooter scene? As for you and your ‘female friend’ I hope you both recover quickly. Do you have a puncture repair kit for her? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Posted September 26, 2020 Author Share Posted September 26, 2020 41 minutes ago, DarkFruitsRam7 said: @David and I have now both carried out scooter-related acts of stupidity. After a few pints in early-morning Budapest, I thought it would be a good idea to recreate the famous Titanic scene with a female friend on an electric scooter in the pouring rain. Needless to it ended up with a trip to hospital, a few scrapes for me and a fractured elbow for her. I take it you didn’t get your leg over then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkFruitsRam7 Posted September 26, 2020 Share Posted September 26, 2020 6 minutes ago, David said: I take it you didn’t get your leg over then? Platonic female friend! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Posted September 26, 2020 Author Share Posted September 26, 2020 5 minutes ago, DarkFruitsRam7 said: Platonic female friend! You’ve been friendzoned already? Ouch! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkFruitsRam7 Posted September 26, 2020 Share Posted September 26, 2020 6 minutes ago, David said: You’ve been friendzoned already? Ouch! Plenty more fish in the sea. It's just a shame I'm as good at reeling them in as a blind and deaf quadriplegic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Posted September 26, 2020 Author Share Posted September 26, 2020 21 minutes ago, DarkFruitsRam7 said: Plenty more fish in the sea. It's just a shame I'm as good at reeling them in as a blind and deaf quadriplegic. Always the bridesmaid, never the bride? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted October 5, 2020 Share Posted October 5, 2020 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Posted October 5, 2020 Author Share Posted October 5, 2020 Just reading the replies to that tweet, the guy got in a fight after as well, nutcase Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ketteringram Posted October 5, 2020 Share Posted October 5, 2020 Love that guy in the white racing suit top right corner. Really not interested! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Olton Ram Posted October 5, 2020 Share Posted October 5, 2020 39 minutes ago, ketteringram said: Love that guy in the white racing suit top right corner. Really not interested! He was probably wondering why the bloke was swinging punches at someone who was wearing a crash helmet. He was more likely to injure his own hand than hurt the other bloke. ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BaaLocks Posted October 5, 2020 Share Posted October 5, 2020 On 26/09/2020 at 10:37, DarkFruitsRam7 said: @David and I have now both carried out scooter-related acts of stupidity. After a few pints in early-morning Budapest, I thought it would be a good idea to recreate the famous Titanic scene with a female friend on an electric scooter in the pouring rain. Needless to it ended up with a trip to hospital, a few scrapes for me and a fractured elbow for her. Which scene were you trying to create? The 'paint me like one of your French girls' one? That certainly would explain the injuries. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkFruitsRam7 Posted October 6, 2020 Share Posted October 6, 2020 17 hours ago, BaaLocks said: Which scene were you trying to create? The 'paint me like one of your French girls' one? That certainly would explain the injuries. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mucker1884 Posted October 6, 2020 Share Posted October 6, 2020 8 hours ago, DarkFruitsRam7 said: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost of Clough Posted October 6, 2020 Share Posted October 6, 2020 9 hours ago, DarkFruitsRam7 said: Which character were you trying to immitate? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Van der MoodHoover Posted October 7, 2020 Share Posted October 7, 2020 On 06/10/2020 at 13:08, DarkFruitsRam7 said: I'm glad you clarified. I thought originally you meant the scene at the end where the porky munter doesn't let him share her floating bit of wood and he disappears below the icy waves.............? not that I'm being critical of your "friend" in any way you uderstand? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob The Badger Posted October 7, 2020 Share Posted October 7, 2020 On my first ever lads holiday away with the lads, to Majorca in about 1983 (when did we have the Patrick shirts? It was then because I have a pic of my sat on the loo in one) the 3 of us started drinking vodka in the bus from Bakewell. Then beer at the airport and then drinks on the plane. When we got to Palma I thought it would be hysterical to get on the carousel and go around with the cases. So I did and almost got stuck. Then when we got to our rooms the other 3 went out for some reason, honestly cannot remember, I think I may have just been too hammered. I spotted a swimming pool 3 or 4 floors below and thought what would be even funnier than the carousel prank would be to hurl a chair off the balcony into the pool. Only it wasn't a pool, it was a painted dance floor and the chair crumpled. I cunningly climbed over the balcony to the next room and stole their chair. The following morning there was banging on our door and the manager and a security guy were demanding we pay for a broken chair. I beckoned then through to show we had two chairs only to realize I'd climbed over onto the balcony of the two mates in the other room. They made me pay them about $25 and it utterly wiped me out. I was borrowing all week and this was before we had credit cards. Brilliant holiday though Now all that was pretty stupid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Van der MoodHoover Posted October 9, 2020 Share Posted October 9, 2020 On 07/10/2020 at 23:58, Bob The Badger said: On my first ever lads holiday away with the lads, to Majorca in about 1983 (when did we have the Patrick shirts? It was then because I have a pic of my sat on the loo in one) the 3 of us started drinking vodka in the bus from Bakewell. Then beer at the airport and then drinks on the plane. When we got to Palma I thought it would be hysterical to get on the carousel and go around with the cases. So I did and almost got stuck. Then when we got to our rooms the other 3 went out for some reason, honestly cannot remember, I think I may have just been too hammered. I spotted a swimming pool 3 or 4 floors below and thought what would be even funnier than the carousel prank would be to hurl a chair off the balcony into the pool. Only it wasn't a pool, it was a painted dance floor and the chair crumpled. I cunningly climbed over the balcony to the next room and stole their chair. The following morning there was banging on our door and the manager and a security guy were demanding we pay for a broken chair. I beckoned then through to show we had two chairs only to realize I'd climbed over onto the balcony of the two mates in the other room. They made me pay them about $25 and it utterly wiped me out. I was borrowing all week and this was before we had credit cards. Brilliant holiday though Now all that was pretty stupid. I reckon @DarkFruitsRam7 is taking notes as he's scouring the streets for some Budapest bunny-boiler...? that sounds like a proper Inbetweeners holiday tho.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkFruitsRam7 Posted October 9, 2020 Share Posted October 9, 2020 5 hours ago, Van der MoodHoover said: I reckon @DarkFruitsRam7 is taking notes as he's scouring the streets for some Budapest bunny-boiler...? that sounds like a proper Inbetweeners holiday tho.... If you must know, I found one last night. Spanish! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted October 9, 2020 Share Posted October 9, 2020 24 minutes ago, DarkFruitsRam7 said: If you must know, I found one last night. Spanish! Well done. It must have made a nice change to not go Manuel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve How Hard? Posted October 9, 2020 Share Posted October 9, 2020 40 minutes ago, DarkFruitsRam7 said: If you must know, I found one last night. Spanish! Was that your first Juan? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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