Leicester Ram Posted May 2, 2017 Share Posted May 2, 2017 This season hasn't even finished yet, there's been no opportunity for telling comments from Rowett after Rotherham, no cryptic tweets from players and no real transfer stories yet. So there's no better time to make some completely blind, unfounded predictions about next season than right now! Basically make a few predictions and we'll see who gets closest at the end of next season. Definitely playing the long game here. Position Derby will finish: Player of the season: Young player of the season: Top goalscorer: Scapegoat of the season: How many managers: Biggest player to leave the club: Most bizarre story to come from behind the scenes at the club: What will happen to Nick Blackman: Your unique prediction: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leicester Ram Posted May 2, 2017 Author Share Posted May 2, 2017 I'll start Position Derby will finish: 4th Player of the season: Bradley Johnson Young player of the season: Ollie Watkins Top goalscorer: Matej Vydra Scapegoat of the season: Johnny Russell How many managers: 1 Biggest player to leave the club: Richard Keogh Most bizarre story to come from behind the scenes at the club: Mel Morris hires private detectives to follow Gary Rowett when speculation about him taking the Leicester job builds up What will happen to Nick Blackman: Goes out on loan to Sheffield United Your unique prediction: Nigel Pearson will get the Sheffield Wednesday job and have vengeance on Derby County, kicking a water bottle so hard at George Thorne's beautiful face that it puts him out for the rest of the season. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brighton Ram Posted May 2, 2017 Share Posted May 2, 2017 10 minutes ago, Leicester Ram said: Here's mine: Position Derby will finish: 8th Player of the season: Ikechi Anya Young player of the season: Timi Elsnik Top goalscorer: Chris Martin Scapegoat of the season: Richard Keogh How many managers: 2 Biggest player to leave the club: Chris Martin (he will score 20 goals then fall out with Nugent and leave for Sunderland on the last day of the January transfer window) Most bizarre story to come from behind the scenes at the club: Senior executive puts himself on the bench as cover for defensive midfield. What will happen to Nick Blackman: He will score 15 goals and get his own chant. Your unique prediction: Derby will be the first Championship team to have four kits in a single season. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkFruitsRam7 Posted May 2, 2017 Share Posted May 2, 2017 30 minutes ago, Leicester Ram said: This season hasn't even finished yet, there's been no opportunity for telling comments from Rowett after Rotherham, no cryptic tweets from players and no real transfer stories yet. So there's no better time to make some completely blind, unfounded predictions about next season than right now! Basically make a few predictions and we'll see who gets closest at the end of next season. Definitely playing the long game here. Position Derby will finish: 5th. Player of the season: The new CB that we (hopefully) bring in. Young player of the season: Max Lowe or Timi-Max Elsnik if he breaks through. Top goalscorer: Chris Martin (if he stays) but only just, with goals to be shared between Ince, Nugent, Vydra, Russell, etc. Sorry @toddy and @Ninos. Scapegoat of the season: Keogh, obviously. How many managers: One, I really think Mel has made the right choice this time. Biggest player to leave the club: Possibly Tom Ince (I really, really hope not), maybe Chris Martin (again, I hope not), perhaps Richard Keogh but most likely Cyrus Christie. Most bizarre story to come from behind the scenes at the club: Mel Morris taking the short haircut fad to extreme lengths and forcing every player to become an egg-head like him. If not, Jacob Butterfield sucking someone's toe again would suffice. What will happen to Nick Blackman: Probably sold or loaned out to get him off the wage bill, although a part of me wants him to prove the scapegoaters very badly wrong. Your unique prediction: Derby County to win promotion to the Premier League at Wembley, finally banishing the Bobby Zamora demons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JuanFloEvraTheCocu'sNesta Posted May 2, 2017 Share Posted May 2, 2017 Position Derby will finish: 5th Player of the season: Nugent Young player of the season: Lowe Top goalscorer: Nugent Scapegoat of the season: Martin How many managers: Just Rowett Biggest player to leave the club: Hughes Most bizarre story to come from behind the scenes at the club: Sam Rush was dismissed because he spent money on the company credit card on Candy Crush in app purchases What will happen to Nick Blackman: Sold in summer Your unique prediction: Thorne will play an entire season injury free. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Topram Posted May 2, 2017 Share Posted May 2, 2017 27 minutes ago, Leicester Ram said: Position Derby will finish: 6th Player of the season: Ince if here Young player of the season: Lowe Top goalscorer: Vydra if here Scapegoat of the season: Back to Baird even though he hasn't played How many managers: 1 Biggest player to leave the club: Keogh Most bizarre story to come from behind the scenes at the club: Mel Morris has fight with Johnson in car park after we lose! What will happen to Nick Blackman: hopefully gets a run in the side pre season! Your unique prediction: Swansea come down and they score a last minute winner, Clement runs naked down the touchline with his middle finger up! Also Keogh gets sold then captains his new side to promotion Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waffle Posted May 2, 2017 Share Posted May 2, 2017 Position Derby will finish: 2nd Player of the season: Ince Young player of the season: McAllister Top goalscorer: Martin Scapegoat of the season: Vydra How many managers: 1 Biggest player to leave the club: Hughes Most bizarre story to come from behind the scenes at the club: Bacon and Sausage added to Moor Farm breakfast Menu What will happen to Nick Blackman: A confused Nick Blackman awakes on a Warm September morning to find he is stranded upon Mel Island with nothing but an injury table and a broken coconut shell to keep him company. The search for Nick Blackman follows to no avail. Derby reap the rewards of insurance payments. Your unique prediction: Gary Rowett signs a flamboyantly named player who becomes a fan favourite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hintonsboots Posted May 2, 2017 Share Posted May 2, 2017 42 minutes ago, Leicester Ram said: This season hasn't even finished yet, there's been no opportunity for telling comments from Rowett after Rotherham, no cryptic tweets from players and no real transfer stories yet. So there's no better time to make some completely blind, unfounded predictions about next season than right now! Basically make a few predictions and we'll see who gets closest at the end of next season. Definitely playing the long game here. Position Derby will finish: 2nd Player of the season: Craig Forsyth Young player of the season: A Prem loanee ? Top goalscorer: Tammy Abraham Scapegoat of the season: JB How many managers:1 Biggest player to leave the club: Will Hughes Most bizarre story to come from behind the scenes at the club: Mel Morris to host The Apprentice....... he has got to do some firing somewhere. What will happen to Nick Blackman: To Exeter part ex Ollie Watkins Your unique prediction: Keogh stops saying "as you say" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Papahet Posted May 2, 2017 Share Posted May 2, 2017 Position Derby will finish: 7th Player of the season: Johnson Young player of the season: Guy Top goalscorer: Nugent Scapegoat of the season: Butterfield How many managers: 1 Biggest player to leave the club: Ince Most bizarre story to come from behind the scenes at the club: Mel Morris gets a hair transplant, using Anya's hair folicals What will happen to Nick Blackman: Sheffield United loan Your unique prediction: We will not beat Burton. We'll sign nobody over two million Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Millenniumram Posted May 2, 2017 Share Posted May 2, 2017 1 hour ago, Leicester Ram said: This season hasn't even finished yet, there's been no opportunity for telling comments from Rowett after Rotherham, no cryptic tweets from players and no real transfer stories yet. So there's no better time to make some completely blind, unfounded predictions about next season than right now! Basically make a few predictions and we'll see who gets closest at the end of next season. Definitely playing the long game here. Position Derby will finish: 2nd Player of the season: George Thorne Young player of the season: Max Lowe Top goalscorer: Chris Martin Scapegoat of the season: New foreign winger How many managers: 1 Biggest player to leave the club: Richard Keogh Most bizarre story to come from behind the scenes at the club: Mel Morris believed to tell new foreign winger to **** off back where you came from What will happen to Nick Blackman: Sold to league 1 Nottingham Forest Your unique prediction: Ninos to admit he was wrong about Chris martin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ninos Posted May 2, 2017 Share Posted May 2, 2017 This season hasn't even finished yet, there's been no opportunity for telling comments from Rowett after Rotherham, no cryptic tweets from players and no real transfer stories yet. So there's no better time to make some completely blind, unfounded predictions about next season than right now! Basically make a few predictions and we'll see who gets closest at the end of next season. Definitely playing the long game here. Position Derby will finish: 2nd Player of the season: Zanzala Young player of the season: Elsnik or Jacobsen Top goalscorer: Zanzala Scapegoat of the season: Johnson How many managers: 1 Biggest player to leave the club: Will Hughes to Everton (sadly) Most bizarre story to come from behind the scenes at the club: Revelations from the past about a managers firing What will happen to Nick Blackman: Gone Your unique prediction: a) Martin won't return but be kept and sold on to Wolves by Fulham for a tidy profit. b) Zanzala will be in the top 3 scorers of the championship c) Elsnik Zanzala And Lowe will be the new darlings of the Pride Park faithful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pearl Ram Posted May 2, 2017 Share Posted May 2, 2017 2 hours ago, Leicester Ram said: Position Derby will finish: 4th Player of the season: Thorne Young player of the season: Alex Cover Top goalscorer: Nugent Scapegoat of the season: Keogh even though he's at Villa How many managers: Just the one. Biggest player to leave the club: Keogh Most bizarre story to come from behind the scenes at the club: It turns out that during a sesh, Mel and Sam decided to get ? tattoos, Sam had a change of heart after Mel had his done. Mel took this as a sign of lack of commitment to the club and told him to **** off. And that's the real reason behind Rush's departure. What will happen to Nick Blackman: He will score an Emre Can type overhead kick after coming on against Forest and become a fans favourite. Your unique prediction: Mel will display the aforementioned ? tattoo when he fist pumps club captain Baird receiving the play off final trophy at Wembley following a late Nugent winner following a mistake by Keogh, Villa's captain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carnero Posted May 2, 2017 Share Posted May 2, 2017 Position Derby will finish: 5th Player of the season: George Thorne Young player of the season: Max Lowe Top goalscorer: Chris Martin Scapegoat of the season: David Davis How many managers: 1 Biggest player to leave the club: Will Hughes Most bizarre story to come from behind the scenes at the club: Mark Sale arrested and charged with assault & theft after pinning Simon Clough to the ground and stealing his little black book of Evo-Stick Premier Division transfer targets. What will happen to Nick Blackman: loan to Swansea Your unique prediction: Nigel Pearson's Middleborough will beat Steve Bruce's Sunderland in the 2017/18 play off final. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zag zig Posted May 2, 2017 Share Posted May 2, 2017 3 hours ago, Leicester Ram said: This season hasn't even finished yet, there's been no opportunity for telling comments from Rowett after Rotherham, no cryptic tweets from players and no real transfer stories yet. So there's no better time to make some completely blind, unfounded predictions about next season than right now! Basically make a few predictions and we'll see who gets closest at the end of next season. Definitely playing the long game here. Position Derby will finish: 4th Player of the season: Craig Brŷson Young player of the season: Max Lowe (again) Top goalscorer: Nugent Scapegoat of the season: Gary Rowett How many managers: 1 Biggest player to leave the club: Keogh Most bizarre story to come from behind the scenes at the club: Darren Bent nicked Albentosa's insoles and forced him to buy numerous spare trainers, hindering Raul's abilities on the training ground. What will happen to Nick Blackman: Burton Albion on loan Your unique prediction: Clement to be sacked by Swansea before Christmas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parsnip Posted May 2, 2017 Share Posted May 2, 2017 Position Derby will finish: 1st Player of the season: Nugent Young player of the season: Max Lowe Top goalscorer: Nugent Scapegoat of the season: Chris Martin How many managers?: 1 Biggest player to leave the club: Chris Martin Most bizarre story to come from behind the scenes at the club: Chris Martin is frozen out of the squad after his matchday 'water' bottle is found to contain McDonalds special sauce. What will happen to Nick Blackman: Sold to league 1 Forest where he scores the winning goal in the second round of the Checkatrade Trophy against local rivals Chesterfield. Causes a pitch invasion. Becomes Forest hero. Your unique prediction: A prominent and popular forum member is outed as being a club appointed spy. None of us can believe it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RamNut Posted May 2, 2017 Share Posted May 2, 2017 Position Derby will finish: 10th Player of the season: jon toral Young player of the season: that scottish winger Top goalscorer: nugent Scapegoat of the season: blackman How many managers: 2 Biggest player to leave the club: pearce 6 foot 3? Most bizarre story to come from behind the scenes at the club: mel's arrest What will happen to Nick Blackman: nothing Your unique prediction: mel to settle out of court with sam rush after a protracted battle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkFruitsRam7 Posted May 2, 2017 Share Posted May 2, 2017 3 hours ago, Ninos said: This season hasn't even finished yet, there's been no opportunity for telling comments from Rowett after Rotherham, no cryptic tweets from players and no real transfer stories yet. So there's no better time to make some completely blind, unfounded predictions about next season than right now! Basically make a few predictions and we'll see who gets closest at the end of next season. Definitely playing the long game here. Position Derby will finish: 2nd Player of the season: Zanzala Young player of the season: Elsnik or Jacobsen Top goalscorer: Zanzala Scapegoat of the season: Johnson How many managers: 1 Biggest player to leave the club: Will Hughes to Everton (sadly) Most bizarre story to come from behind the scenes at the club: Revelations from the past about a managers firing What will happen to Nick Blackman: Gone Your unique prediction: a) Martin won't return but be kept and sold on to Wolves by Fulham for a tidy profit. b) Zanzala will be in the top 3 scorers of the championship c) Elsnik Zanzala And Lowe will be the new darlings of the Pride Park faithful. Are you actually on something? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Comrade 86 Posted May 2, 2017 Share Posted May 2, 2017 Position Derby will finish: 1st Player of the season: George Thorne Young player of the season: Timi-Max Elsnik Top goalscorer: Chris 'The Wardrobe' Martin Scapegoat of the season: Keogh, Russell and Butterfield jobshare How many managers: 1 Biggest player to leave the club: Tom Ince, having scored 25 goals, secures a move to Barca where the fans adoringly dub him 'Mardino' Most bizarre story to come from behind the scenes at the club: It is revealed that Ninos is, in fact, Toddy's illegitimate lovechild What will happen to Nick Blackman: Gives up football and goes on to form the most successful Mariachi band in history Your unique prediction: Rowett signs an unknown and unheralded German CB who goes on to achieve Igor-like status amongst the Rams faithful. Chris Martin notches 30 goals in the league firing us to the top of the Championship. Toddy spontaneously combusts as Martin notches his 3rd in the final game of the season, simultaneously relegating Forest to League One in the process. Fridgy suffers a breakdown and spends the rest of his days wandering Derby city centre asking random pedestrians where he can catch a bus to Kuwait. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ninos Posted May 3, 2017 Share Posted May 3, 2017 2 hours ago, BurtonRam7 said: Are you actually on something? If last year someone said Tammy Abraham would you have believed? I've seen him play a fair bit and he's good very good ... and no one is going to push him off the ball he's fast and can finish. Just what the doctor ordered. 1 hour ago, 86 points said: Position Derby will finish: 1st Player of the season: George Thorne Young player of the season: Timi-Max Elsnik Top goalscorer: Chris 'The Wardrobe' Martin Scapegoat of the season: Keogh, Russell and Butterfield jobshare How many managers: 1 Biggest player to leave the club: Tom Ince, having scored 25 goals, secures a move to Barca where the fans adoringly dub him 'Mardino' Most bizarre story to come from behind the scenes at the club: It is revealed that Ninos is, in fact, Toddy's illegitimate lovechild What will happen to Nick Blackman: Gives up football and goes on to form the most successful Mariachi band in history Your unique prediction: Rowett signs an unknown and unheralded German CB who goes on to achieve Igor-like status amongst the Rams faithful. Chris Martin notches 30 goals in the league firing us to the top of the Championship. Toddy spontaneously combusts as Martin notches his 3rd in the final game of the season, simultaneously relegating Forest to League One in the process. Fridgy suffers a breakdown and spends the rest of his days wandering Derby city centre asking random pedestrians where he can catch a bus to Kuwait. 30 goals? Lol. You're in cloud cuckoo land. Unlikely that Martin will be playing for us and if he is he will be a bench player. GR has been clear in what he wants from his strikers and standing around and falling down isn't it. I'll bet you that Offrande Zanzala scores more goals for dcfc than Martin next season. Bookmark me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leicester Ram Posted May 3, 2017 Author Share Posted May 3, 2017 10 minutes ago, Ninos said: I'll bet you that Offrande Zanzala scores more goals for dcfc than Martin next season. Bookmark me. I've never ever bet on the forum, but I will 100% take you up on this. £10 to winners charity of choice? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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